Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

I just want to clarify that the only reason why I've decided to start having fanfiction contests at my website is because before I did one genuinely true and devoted fan of my movies wrote a novel length fanfic that takes place after the first movie called "Wogglebug Goes West." And she wrote it without being motivated by a contest announcement from me and she also followed all the rules of my fandom without having to read them on my website first. All the main characters are features in it and they are so in character. I love it with all my heart. And I just decided I would like to see what more of my fans would be able to contribute to fanfiction in my own Wogglebug fandom as long as they go by the rules. It's just for the purpose of fun and to expand on my fandom more. And this author of "Wogglebug Goes West" is a top Patron for me also and so she will in a month or so be interviewed on my Visual Podcast for being a fan and fanfic author both. And I know she has a "partner" though as far as I know she has no kids at this time but like I'd been trying to tell you about my fan on my Discord (which is how I am in contact with her) it's not necessary to have kids to be a fan of my movies right away. And they aren't just for kids just as Disney movies aren't just for kids. And just so you all know, she is not on here in any way. And to answer an earlier question, neither is my co-writer of my feature film screenplays.

And I am in fact still losing weight. When I last looked at my scale recently, I've gone down to 218 pounds. And I certainly have not gained back any of the weight I've lost. So, I just may lose another 20 pounds or more by the end of this year.

And I am certainly not guilty of tax fraud in any way and never will be. The bookkeeper my mom hired informed us that because I haven't yet made $5,000 from my sales, I do not owe anything yet. When I do in a few years or so I will still have the bookkeeper to file taxes for me.

And the money I expect to get during the first week of May is not coming from my family for the good reason that none of them can afford to give me that much at one time. And I am certainly not selling my body or selling drugs. It really is coming from a friend. And I will reveal who he is along with a screenshot of proof of him keeping his word to me when he comes through.

And I still plan to invest that money into making a proof-of-concept short film of the first movie with Golden Film Productions. They've lately hit a minor setback with it which is that they haven't been able to get the IClone version of the Wogglebug 3D model to load correctly into other programs. Fortunately, the solution is just for me to hire a 3D model maker on Fiverr who can make both cartoony and realistic characters and have him make one of Wogglebug in a different format specifically for this project. And I have already found one. It won't replace the one I use in my animated movies of course, it's just for this golden film productions project that will be partially live action.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Preposterous! Woggy is the only creature of his kind, therefore he's unable to feast on creatures of his kind. He can be an autophage at best.

Cynthia said that Wogglebug is a cannibal. She’s the creator, so that means she overruled your objections.

I just want to clarify that the only reason why I've decided to start having fanfiction contests at my website is because before I did one genuinely true and devoted fan of my movies wrote a novel length fanfic that takes place after the first movie called "Wogglebug Goes West." And she wrote it without being motivated by a contest announcement from me and she also followed all the rules of my fandom without having to read them on my website first. All the main characters are features in it and they are so in character. I love it with all my heart. And I just decided I would like to see what more of my fans would be able to contribute to fanfiction in my own Wogglebug fandom as long as they go by the rules. It's just for the purpose of fun and to expand on my fandom more. And this author of "Wogglebug Goes West" is a top Patron for me also and so she will in a month or so be interviewed on my Visual Podcast for being a fan and fanfic author both. And I know she has a "partner" though as far as I know she has no kids at this time but like I'd been trying to tell you about my fan on my Discord (which is how I am in contact with her) it's not necessary to have kids to be a fan of my movies right away. And they aren't just for kids just as Disney movies aren't just for kids. And just so you all know, she is not on here in any way. And to answer an earlier question, neither is my co-writer of my feature film screenplays.

And I am in fact still losing weight. When I last looked at my scale recently, I've gone down to 218 pounds. And I certainly have not gained back any of the weight I've lost. So, I just may lose another 20 pounds or more by the end of this year.

And I am certainly not guilty of tax fraud in any way and never will be. The bookkeeper my mom hired informed us that because I haven't yet made $5,000 from my sales, I do not owe anything yet. When I do in a few years or so I will still have the bookkeeper to file taxes for me.

And the money I expect to get during the first week of May is not coming from my family for the good reason that none of them can afford to give me that much at one time. And I am certainly not selling my body or selling drugs. It really is coming from a friend. And I will reveal who he is along with a screenshot of proof of him keeping his word to me when he comes through.

And I still plan to invest that money into making a proof-of-concept short film of the first movie with Golden Film Productions. They've lately hit a minor setback with it which is that they haven't been able to get the IClone version of the Wogglebug 3D model to load correctly into other programs. Fortunately, the solution is just for me to hire a 3D model maker on Fiverr who can make both cartoony and realistic characters and have him make one of Wogglebug in a different format specifically for this project. And I have already found one. It won't replace the one I use in my animated movies of course, it's just for this golden film productions project that will be partially live action.

Does the Wogglebug have a favorite flavor of ice cream? If so, what is it?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

And like clockwork, Cynthia reappears unprompted and out the blue whenever her thread is inactive for a certain period of time. Seeking the attention her Quasimodo-like real life denies her.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And they aren't just for kids just as Disney movies aren't just for kids.

If you want to make your animated movie to appeal to various age groups you should include something appealing to adults:
Veiled sexually charged jokes.

Spoiler: Example

In Aladdin, during earthquake: "I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon."

References understandable for adults but not for kids.

Spoiler: Example

Like Lion King is pretty much retelling of Hamlet

...or simply good visuals.

Spoiler: Example

Look at this introduction to Cruella:

Like a spider (her head) in a web (the door) - tells you everything about her character before she appears on the screen.

Your movies have neither of those.

They've lately hit a minor setback with it which is that they haven't been able to get the IClone version of the Wogglebug 3D model to load correctly into other programs.

Speaks volumes about their professionalism.

Cynthia said that Wogglebug is a cannibal. She’s the creator, so that means she overruled your objections.

But then Woggy would starve because he's the only Wogglebug in the multiverse

Does the Wogglebug have a favorite flavor of ice cream? If so, what is it?

Well, if he's a cannibal his favorite flavor must be Wogglebug...

 

[XYZpdq]

"Wogglebug Goes West."

ah, so he's seeking the Sutras

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I just want to clarify that the only reason why I've decided to start having fanfiction contests at my website is because before I did one genuinely true and devoted fan of my movies wrote a novel length fanfic that takes place after the first movie called "Wogglebug Goes West." And she wrote it without being motivated by a contest announcement from me and she also followed all the rules of my fandom without having to read them on my website first. All the main characters are features in it and they are so in character. I love it with all my heart. And I just decided I would like to see what more of my fans would be able to contribute to fanfiction in my own Wogglebug fandom as long as they go by the rules. It's just for the purpose of fun and to expand on my fandom more. And this author of "Wogglebug Goes West" is a top Patron for me also and so she will in a month or so be interviewed on my Visual Podcast for being a fan and fanfic author both. And I know she has a "partner" though as far as I know she has no kids at this time but like I'd been trying to tell you about my fan on my Discord (which is how I am in contact with her) it's not necessary to have kids to be a fan of my movies right away. And they aren't just for kids just as Disney movies aren't just for kids. And just so you all know, she is not on here in any way. And to answer an earlier question, neither is my co-writer of my feature film screenplays.

Interesting; are you sure you haven't perhaps developed a split personality without realizing it and are actually having conversations with yourself? Because it really sounds a lot like you're describing yourself.
I hope the podcast comes up and it's clearly just Cynthia putting on two different voices.

The only other option is that there's a second Cynthia out there somewhere, and I don't know if that's a concept I could handle.

But then Woggy would starve because he's the only Wogglebug in the multiverse

Oh, but that still means there's one wogglebug left that he can eat


@WogglebugLover, have you ever considered taking Wogglebug in a horror direction? I was inspired to write this up for you to give you a feel, I think if you gave it a chance you might warm up to the idea.

Spoiler: Wogglecannibalism Origins

A single bead of sweat collected on Wogglebug's forehead.

In the dim light of the squalid back room he could hardly make out the table before him and the layers of caked and dried gore covering its surface, which stood as grim testament to the innumerable times it had witnessed the ghoulish ritual to completion.

However towards the instrument of the task's facilitation the darkness offered no such merciful concealment; the trembling butcher's cleaver in Wogglebug's right hand shone through the black with a gleam that seemed to reflect no discernible light source, as if the blade itself had taken on life to communicate its wicked intent.

“Do it, coward” the knife hissed “Do it”
“I...I can't, not again. My god not again!”
The cleaver laughed
“You're weak. Pathetic. Unfit for life. You'll give in like you always do”
“No, not this time. This time I'll...I'll turn the blade on my throat, I'll let hunger take me...”
The cleaver laughed harder


A bead of sweat rolled down between Wogglebug's eyes.

If only he'd never visited that peaceful little abode by the forest.

Wogglebug was certain he was the only one of his kind, but in his scholarly travels through great fortune he'd happened upon a wogglefamily, a wogglemother and three wogglechildren. It seemed a miracle.

For many months he and the wogglefamily inhabiting the cottage had been on good terms. As a professor Wogglebug was able to teach the wogglechildren, who learned enthusiastically and grew to see Wogglebug as a wogglefather figure, a role he was more than happy to adopt, for in his idle moments he'd often indulged in fantasies of happy domestic life away from the hustle and bustle of the Emerald City. He'd even noticed the fair young wogglemother increasingly stealing amorous glances at him when she thought he couldn't see.

But deep inside Wogglebug a depraved rot had begun to take seed, a thing so profane that he couldn't even begin to recognize it let alone confront it.

The doctors said it was by natural causes when the littlest wogglechild died. The little wogglegirl was so small and frail, perhaps too delicate for the harshness of the world. The wogglemother couldn't be consoled.

Wogglebug knew that it was only right that he offer to bury the body.

So in the fading light of sunset one evening Wogglebug carried the shrouded parcel over his shoulder, along with a shovel and a dim lantern, into the woods near the wogglecottage.

He plodded along through the blackened forest for miles. With the sun set and the canopy of the woods too thick to permit moonlight, nerves were set free to play tricks with the mind; in the darkness just beyond the radius of his lantern's light Wogglebug was almost certain he could perceive hazy figures darting in and out of view; “Ha, surely a figment of my imagination” Wogglebug muttered to himself, a waver of uncertainty coloring his words. The old stories he'd heard about disappearances within the woods were ridiculous superstition. Wogglebug was a bug of science, a bug of reason, he wouldn't entertain old wives' tales.

Finally Wogglebug came upon a shaded clearing in the trees, and knew it was the place. So the solemn figure of Wogglebug unshouldered his parcel.
He was forced to pause though as a bizarre compulsion overtook him. He felt he needed to look one more time at the little wogglegirl. Just to honor her memory, he told himself.

There in the clearing Wogglebug began to unwrap the departed child, his breath quickening.
After what seemed an eternity, he reached the last fold. It took everything he had not to vomit from the excitement.

Wogglebug's trembling hands pulled away the last bit of cloth to reveal his prize. There she was: her countenance so serene, her pale skin like the finest ivory, her hair like the softest silk. She looked so beautiful. So tast-...

Inside Wogglebug a primal lust began to awaken, something dark birthed within the corners of the mind and permitted to fester and spread away from the probing light of consciousness for decades.

A feeling...nay, a lack of feeling, a loathsome pitch black void where no life or kindness or warmness could ever hope to exist, swayed and roiled, its talons spitefully picking away at the threads which held Wogglebug's sanity intact.

The shadows of the forest raged and swirled around him. He knew now what he needed, he knew how to finally be complete.

A gust of wind extinguished his lantern, and with a final snap he came undone.

Wogglebug didn't remember much of what happened beyond that moment. He knew there were flashes of red and black and laughter and screaming, he knew there was blood and viscera, he knew the shadows danced and cackled and urged him on with glowing eyes and sharp grinning teeth, he knew there was fire and pleading and the breaking of exoskeletons, and then he knew there was silence.

He remembered the taste though. Oh did he remember the taste.

When Wogglebug came to he was naked and covered in blood, standing in the ruins of the wogglefamily's cottage, his mouth tasting of copper and bile, charnel strewn all around him.


A bead of sweat ran down the bridge of Wogglebug's nose.

From that day forward food turned to ash in Wogglebug's mouth. Even the finest cuts of meat prepared by the greatest chefs tasted like the putrefying remains of rats plucked from the gutter. Even when he managed to swallow a bite, his body would reject it.

Soon hunger turned to starvation turned to delirium. He hunted for other wogglebugs, another taste of the flesh of angels, but due to his unspeakable deeds he now truly was the last of his kind.

One night while on the prowl Wogglebug feverishly stumbled into a vacant back alley, weakly slumping back against a wall. His head lulled forward, his eyes closed: there had to be more somewhere. They were hiding from him. He just had to find them.

At long last he opened his eyes, and there they were. The pale, thin arms of the little wogglegirl...but how? He'd returned to the scene of the fiendish act and licked the last remnants of her from the grass...

No matter, Wogglebug knew he had to act quickly lest the little one escape and he lose his meal.
With feral agility Wogglebug snatched a jagged shard of broken glass from the ground next to him and jumped on the little wogglegirl, slicing and tearing, wasting no time before slurping down his gruesome spoils.

Having had his fill Wogglebug laid back with a satisfied grunt and slept for some time, and awoke refreshed; however upon endeavoring to brace himself against the wall and stand, he found he could not, for in place of his left arm was only a tattered stump.

Wogglebug had finally found the endless source of the divine foodstuff he craved, albeit at a terrible price; while a cockroach man's limbs may regenerate when severed, pieces of a cockroach man's soul do not.


A bead of sweat hung off the tip of Wogglebug's nose.

An agonizing pang of hunger roused Wogglebug from his reminiscent haze and back to the dire task at hand, and to his wretched abode in the old condemned shack outside Emerald City limits.

“Craven wastrel, you have no honor to maintain” the cleaver spat
“Suffering is the only companionship you deserve. Do it.”

Tears streamed down Wogglebug's begrimed face. The shrunken, defeated shadow of the once great and proud academic heaved and sobbed piteously.
“No...” Wogglebug whimpered through grit teeth “I can't. It's been so long, I only wish to rest!”

“Do it” The infernal implement quivering in his hand hissed

“Do it” The grinning forest spirits whispered in his ear with sadistic glee

“Do it” The slaughtered wogglefamily gurgled from the darkness.

Wogglebug let out a tortured wail.

“DO IT, DOG!” the hateful blade screamed.

A bead of sweat fell from Wogglebug's nose and hung in the air as time stood still.

Wogglebug brought the clever down.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@Uberpenguin Yes, I suggested autophagia as the only way for Woggy to fulfill his cannibalistic desires.
When I think about it, in the second movie there was a swarm of little Wogglebugs (that is, not magnified by Knowitall and non-sentient) that were released into the wild. I can imagine a story where Woggy hunts them down and magnifies them, only to mutilate and devour parts of their regenerating bodies.

 

[Trombonista]

218 pounds

Lol you're still fat, and you'll still be fat at 198 pounds.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Wogglebug Goes West By R.M.M. ★ Art by sefira_nurzain on Fiverr
You absolutely positively true and honestly sure that you didn't buy this "fanfiction" off Fiverr mon Cherie?
Or as suggested by @Uberpenguin just write it yourself under yet another nom de plume?

@WogglebugLover is it by design that the banner of your website takes up literally 95% of the screen?

https://www.wogglebugloveproductions.com/fanfiction

Sorry but I'm not reading 165 pages of Wogglenanigans.

Anybody know how to properly save the PDF of this for the archives?
ATM the formats fucked.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Wogglebug Goes West By R.M.M. ★ Art by sefira_nurzain on Fiverr
You absolutely positively true and honestly sure that you didn't buy this "fanfiction" off Fiverr mon Cherie?
Or as suggested by @Uberpenguin just write it yourself under yet another nom de plume?

I am being absolutely positively true and honest by 100% that this fanfiction was written NOT by me but by a devoted fan of my movies and without being told to or paid to in any way. When she first contacted me on my Discord server to tell me about it I was initially a little skeptical that I would like such a thing. But since she is in fact a devoted fan I did not object to her doing it. And when she completed it I was happy to read it and was delighted by the story. And it's your loss if you aren't interested in reading it due to its length. It's in easy to read format by the way.

And she WILL be on my visual podcast in a month or two and I am thinking about the interview at the moment. I admit I don't know what she sounds like at the moment, but I am sure you will know she can't possibly be me. And I will mention that othe rthings that make her different from me is that she has a "partner" (I don't know now if it is a boyfriend or a husband) and she has a job which she explained she used her paycheck from to pay for the artist on Fiverr for the cover art.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I am being absolutely positively true and honest by 100%

Friends... I think she's changing into Chris.

And I will mention that othe rthings that make her different from me is that she has a "partner" (I don't know now if it is a boyfriend or a husband)

Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia. You and your homophobia. Why not a girlfriend or a wife?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Swung by to see if our friend here has changed. Not one whit, and she’s saying “true and honest” - the Merge is real, innit? Here I thought Ethan Ralph was the only casualty.

 

[Trombonista]

I got a better idea for a fanfic!

The Beetle Princess has come down with a horrible fever, and the only way for Wogglebug to save her is to take down Antibo using the power of his Stand, Papa Roach. I call it: Woggle's Bizarre Adventure.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The Beetle Princess has come down with a horrible fever, and the only way for Wogglebug to save her is to take down Antibo using the power of his Stand, Papa Roach. I call it: Woggle's Bizarre Adventure.

But what if Antibo takes Woggy's money and his possession? Wouldn't he then have to cut the Princess into pieces as his last resort?

 

[Monolith]

I got a better idea for a fanfic!

The Beetle Princess has come down with a horrible fever, and the only way for Wogglebug to save her is to take down Antibo using the power of his Stand, Papa Roach. I call it: Woggle's Bizarre Adventure.

I'd like to request that Sylvie's stand is called Doin' Your Mom.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I fully support the cannibal concept for a fanfic entry. My idea was something along the lines of forbidden love. Woggie and Froggie kept tragically apart by their respective circumstances and the social pressures of their lives - Wogglebug's duty of devotion to the Beetle Princess and his Wogglesons, coupled with his dedication to his work promoting Facts & Logic(tm) under the mentorship of Professor Knowitall. Frogman put upon by his emotionally distant parents who want to know when he will have a child with his salamander sweetheart and get promoted from the Royal Gardens pond cleaner to one of King Ethano's guards. Through all of this, they only truly yearn for each other, but neither have the courage to make it happen. It's all cut short when one day, Froggie tragically dies when a homophobe called Cynthia pushes him into the pond where he hits his head on a rock and drowns.
I call it Brokebug Mountain.

 

[TurboNAS]

It’s pretty funny that a lady who wrote extensive Wizard of Oz fan fiction wants to tightly control any fanfics based on her stuff. Sorry, it doesn’t work that way.

 

[TNH KIWI]

I just want to clarify that the only reason why I've decided to start having fanfiction contests at my website is because before I did one genuinely true and devoted fan of my movies wrote a novel length fanfic that takes place after the first movie called "Wogglebug Goes West." And she wrote it without being motivated by a contest announcement from me and she also followed all the rules of my fandom without having to read them on my website first. All the main characters are features in it and they are so in character. I love it with all my heart. And I just decided I would like to see what more of my fans would be able to contribute to fanfiction in my own Wogglebug fandom as long as they go by the rules. It's just for the purpose of fun and to expand on my fandom more. And this author of "Wogglebug Goes West" is a top Patron for me also and so she will in a month or so be interviewed on my Visual Podcast for being a fan and fanfic author both. And I know she has a "partner" though as far as I know she has no kids at this time but like I'd been trying to tell you about my fan on my Discord (which is how I am in contact with her) it's not necessary to have kids to be a fan of my movies right away. And they aren't just for kids just as Disney movies aren't just for kids. And just so you all know, she is not on here in any way. And to answer an earlier question, neither is my co-writer of my feature film screenplays.

And I am in fact still losing weight. When I last looked at my scale recently, I've gone down to 218 pounds. And I certainly have not gained back any of the weight I've lost. So, I just may lose another 20 pounds or more by the end of this year.

And I am certainly not guilty of tax fraud in any way and never will be. The bookkeeper my mom hired informed us that because I haven't yet made $5,000 from my sales, I do not owe anything yet. When I do in a few years or so I will still have the bookkeeper to file taxes for me.

And the money I expect to get during the first week of May is not coming from my family for the good reason that none of them can afford to give me that much at one time. And I am certainly not selling my body or selling drugs. It really is coming from a friend. And I will reveal who he is along with a screenshot of proof of him keeping his word to me when he comes through.

And I still plan to invest that money into making a proof-of-concept short film of the first movie with Golden Film Productions. They've lately hit a minor setback with it which is that they haven't been able to get the IClone version of the Wogglebug 3D model to load correctly into other programs. Fortunately, the solution is just for me to hire a 3D model maker on Fiverr who can make both cartoony and realistic characters and have him make one of Wogglebug in a different format specifically for this project. And I have already found one. It won't replace the one I use in my animated movies of course, it's just for this golden film productions project that will be partially live action.

When I read your demented thought process, I almost feel gaslighted by how ridiculous you sound.

 

[Picklechu]

I got a better idea for a fanfic!

The Beetle Princess has come down with a horrible fever, and the only way for Wogglebug to save her is to take down Antibo using the power of his Stand, Papa Roach. I call it: Woggle's Bizarre Adventure.

By take down, you mean fuck, right? I'd read it.

I fully support the cannibal concept for a fanfic entry. My idea was something along the lines of forbidden love. Woggie and Froggie kept tragically apart by their respective circumstances and the social pressures of their lives - Wogglebug's duty of devotion to the Beetle Princess and his Wogglesons, coupled with his dedication to his work promoting Facts & Logic(tm) under the mentorship of Professor Knowitall. Frogman put upon by his emotionally distant parents who want to know when he will have a child with his salamander sweetheart and get promoted from the Royal Gardens pond cleaner to one of King Ethano's guards. Through all of this, they only truly yearn for each other, but neither have the courage to make it happen. It's all cut short when one day, Froggie tragically dies when a homophobe called Cynthia pushes him into the pond where he hits his head on a rock and drowns.
I call it Brokebug Mountain.

Oscar-worthy. I'd like to pay you $10 for a homemade DVD of this masterpiece.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Oscar-worthy. I'd like to pay you $10 for a homemade DVD of this masterpiece.

Thanks, but that's alright - I've found an investor already from Nigeria. Says he is a prince turned owner of a movie production company or something? Anyway, he says all I need to do is send him $15,000 to get the project off the ground and after that we'll be swimming in cash.