4/12/22 Ethan Ralph Trolled Live on Local TV

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Minor Happening:
Someone managed to trick Channel 8 News in New York to wish Ethan luck with his corn harvest.

Sauce

Delete this if it doesn't deserve its own thread, but I thought it didn't really fit into any of the most active threads.

 

[Conspiratard Conspiracy]

Harvest Never ends.

 

[Merry]

Reminds me of old 4chan stunts. Funny but not over the top, I like it.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Our special needs boy received a heartwarming message from his caring friends. The corn makes it possible, folks.

 

[Fausto]

I will take silly shit like this over swatting or other dangerous and unfunny trolling.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I can’t believe Ralph had so many friends to celebrate his birthday.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Now this is the stuff I like. Funny but not over the top and harmless. More of this and less swatting please. The swatting allows Ralph to play victim. This and leaving corn and diapers on his doorstep or putting stickers on his truck makes Ralph the butt of a joke which pisses him off more.

 

[Ripe]

Now this is the stuff I like. Funny but not over the top and harmless. More of this and less swatting please. The swatting allows him to play victim. This and leaving corn and diapers on his doorstep or putting stickers on his truck makes Ralph the butt of a joke which pisses him off more.

Yep!!

Need more of this!

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Now this is the stuff I like. Funny but not over the top and harmless. More of this and less swatting please. The swatting allows him to play victim. This and leaving corn and diapers on his doorstep or putting stickers on his truck makes Ralph the butt of a joke which pisses him off more.

Anyone want to drop off some nursing pillows for Meigh? Lord knows Mr. Rage Pig’s too busy planning his wet t-shirt contest beach bash that he’ll win too by default.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Trolling that harkens back to a simpler, nobler time. Magnificent.

 

[blacksmith tony]

A wholesome laugh at our gunted friend. May the rage pig sleep soundly knowing the community supports the harvest

 

[Suikafag]

Ah yes, just like the olden days when 4chan used to call into shit like Jesus Chatline. Some magnificent and simple trolling.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Epic, OG 4chan-style ween-ery! Is this the first time that Ralph and Jersh have been on TV?

 

[AltisticRight]

Bring back the cornfetti.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I was this many years old when I learned that there are still local stations doing local announcements. Adorable.

Happy corn harvest Ethan!

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Lmfaooooooooo

 

[Judgment Boy]

Praise be Ethan Gunt, Lord of Corn! It is only through his constant failures/short comings efforts that we see such a grand harvest, each year bringing more corn than the last.

Blessed be this bountiful spring, FOR THE CORN


(Edit: Just fiddled with some words to fix the flow; original, intended sentiment still remains intact.)

 

[Aramis]

"Yep, I'm On TV "

 

[WeWuzFinns]

This takes gunt one step closer to be a TV personality, but he is still miles behind prominent Tucker guest Matt Jarbo.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Nice to see all the support and the good wishes. Happy birthday Ethan. You deserved it! May your harvest be a good one!