4/12/22 Ethan Ralph Trolled Live on Local TV

[AkiChiba]

That is brilliant. And now NY knows about 'the gunt'

 

[McMitch]

I like how Ronnie got included in the happening announcement when he clearly was not included in the prank itself.

 

[Dark Satanic Exterior]

Sensible chuckle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope someone takes a note from the pests making Patrick S. Tomlinson’s sorry life a living hell. They pay random actors and models to make videos taunting him, and buy Cameos from the likes of Norm MacDonald (may he rest in pepperoni) and Chris Hansen to do the same. Shit’s hilarious.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Should have included Elijah and the Shiesty lawyer

 

[Wünderkind]

IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT WISHED ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAAARGH WARGH YEARGH etc. etc.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

Meme magic is my favorite dark art.

 

[nosferatu]

“I’m not fat! I’m festively plump!”

 

[Montalbane]

Don't know who this Ethan fella is but he looks swell.
He's a farmer too,perhaps he should plant some kiwi,they're a great cash crop and produce ennough salt and minerals to feed the land for more labor intensive crops.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

For the first time in his life, Ralph got a happy birthday message from his father. Congrats, champ.

 

[TheSword]

Finally some good fucking TV.

I hope someone takes a note from the pests making Patrick S. Tomlinson’s sorry life a living hell. They pay random actors and models to make videos taunting him, and buy Cameos from the likes of Norm MacDonald (may he rest in pepperoni) and Chris Hansen to do the same. Shit’s hilarious.

Idk tho paying money just to mess with a lolcow sounds like faggot behavior. Kinda makes you look like the loser.

 

[What the shit]

Idk tho paying money just to mess with a lolcow sounds like faggot behavior.

I think as long as it’s harmless then by all means, do what you want. It’s just a stupid birthday thing from the news so honestly there isn’t much to complain about.

 

[TheSword]

I think as long as it’s harmless then by all means, do what you want. It’s just a stupid birthday thing from the news so honestly there isn’t much to complain about.

I was moreso referring to paying random celebrities to make fun of the gunt, the news thing is funny. But celebs go for a preem. It’s only fun if it’s inexpensive and quick

 

[Homer Simpson]

So good. How can you get mad at that? I know gunt will, but that's down right funny.

 

[McSchlomo]

Well done whoever the friend is that did this, well done.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

Idk tho paying money just to mess with a lolcow sounds like faggot behavior. Kinda makes you look like the loser.

To say this in the context of Fat Pat is a big oof and a yikes from me.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Why do I get the feeling this is really going to set him off, and he'll do something extraordinarily vindictive and stupid in retaliation?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Why do I get the feeling this is really going to set him off, and he'll do something extraordinarily vindictive and stupid in retaliation?

His response will be this:

Yeah, I heard... I heard that they had something about my birthday announced on the news... people were talking about it... actually, in fact I haven't even seen it. Yeah, and these liars couldn't even get my birthday right so...

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

This is how you do it. Reminds me of the guy who goes to those wrasslin matches that DSP watches - he took a sign saying "DSP get a jerb" at ringside. No extra effort, just a nice bit of drive by trolling.
The worst kind of a-log is the one who give the cow a "win", PodAwful is heading into that territory.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Why do I get the feeling this is really going to set him off, and he'll do something extraordinarily vindictive and stupid in retaliation?

If I had to guess, you probably get that feeling from literally everything about who Ethan Ralph is and his entire history.