4/12/22 Ethan Ralph Trolled Live on Local TV

[Jose Jordan]

The fact thats in pantsus town Rochester is funny

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

The timing couldn't be better with more people watching the news thanks to that subway shooter.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bless Count Guntula.

Hope he fingers a plug and audibly huffs it in celebration

 

[bornuglyaf]

actually really dont see the big deal about swatting, t's ethan ralph, this is just karma coming around

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

actually really dont see the big deal about swatting, t's ethan ralph, this is just karma coming around

bad things are still bad because they can be used on people who aren't bad
a basis of morality is not doing things that you wouldn't want done to you
I don't know why this even has to be explained unless you're literally retarded

 

[oramge cat]

actually really dont see the big deal about swatting, t's ethan ralph, this is just karma coming around

If the cops shoot him I don't get to laugh at him anymore and he hasn't done anything to deserve death.

 

[Deranged Jew]

If the cops shoot him I don't get to laugh at him anymore and he hasn't done anything to deserve death, except at his own hands

There...fixed it for you

That said, this is definitely much better than swatting.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

actually really dont see the big deal about swatting, t's ethan ralph, this is just karma coming around

You can swap out the word "swatting" for literally anything else to see why it's a bad idea.
When you turn a blind eye and go "Nah it's fine this time," you encourage the behavior to continue. That's why every fag on the internet is constantly trying to find out where someone they don't like works so they can be an even bigger faggot and try to get them fired. It's why buisybody faggots go for life ruination tactics. It's why Ethan took up Mundane Matt's mantle of fat fragile flaggot and ran with it to the furthest possible point his little hooves could carry him.

Worst of all, that kind of thinking is movieblob tier moralism.

It's one thing to go, "Eh, I don't feel too bad for him," its another to endorse it.

 

[Sneed_Snake]

what a handsome lil fella. I hope his corn harvest goes well

 

[Shibaru]

YOU’RE GONNA CARRY THAT CORN GUNT

 

[Microsoft_Eli]

Has Ralph reacted at all though?

 

[Lame Entropy]

actually really dont see the big deal about swatting, t's ethan ralph, this is just karma coming around

How am I going to laugh at his future dumb wigger antics if he's dead? Besides. swatting is gay no matter who the target is.

 

[Puck]

Some high level aylawgin right here

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

100% wholesome chungus

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

The fact they put it on their own channel is the icing on that chocolate birthday cake. Glorious

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

>Null makes corn joke
>Ethan becomes even more of a fat hollering hog
>Gunt's statements swooning over the speculation of Jim having chiseled farmer muscles surfaces
>Cat walks by a second time
>the matrix is glitching
>call tech support
>Indian guy on the other end of the line keeps asking if he's providing good customer service
>mygod.jpg

 

[Red_Cap]

Has Ralph reacted at all though?

IDK and I wouldn't get anything out of it if he did unless it was really spectacular. I'm just happy to see stunts like this because it reminds me of the good ol' days.

 

[DickMain]

How delightfully wholesome.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Glad everyone enjoyed my little prank on ralph, didn't expect the news station to follow through but they did. Makes me wonder what other types of shit you could get them to shoutout in the future lmao.

...and you are?

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

INB4 thousands of retards send in "happy birthday Ethan" 's all over the country to random news stations