NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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jallsballs said:
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I want SLAVE RECORDINGS. Of enslaved people, literally controlled by MIDI inputs with jacks from holes drilled into their skull, forced to play whatever I want. I want a team of coal-black darkies playing Barry Manilow or some shit for me. Or there's even a version of "Turkey in the Straw" that I believe is pretty fun.
 
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mensch said:
I think i'd give a lot of credit to a Youtuber called Crowbcat, who is probably the most eminent person(s?) shining a spotlight on these industry lies. Putting aside all the Afrocentrist butthurt over him making a "we wuz kangz" joke in an old Assassin's Creed Origins video, Era is likely the most astroturfed gaming forum on the net. Shills abound, either paid or retarded enough to do it free, and naturally they hate Crowbcat's guts for pointing it all out. Here's a thread about Gears 5 that didn't get past the first page before utterly derailing with a lot of nondescript outrage being aimed at his 'negativity':
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I love seeing the body count on every page of that thread.
 
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DriveByTrolling said:
Finale Fireworker is scared of dolls https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-we-make-fun-of-triggers.4205/page-3#post-587896

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Hallucinating due to janny duties.

Isamu Fukui didn't pay this oppressed janny a dime.
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Does this guy expect people to read wall of texts? Unless he regularly posted GameFAQs guides, idk why he's posting a posting bible book long posts.

Unironically, it's triggering to see thumbnails of college essay length posts on a mobile device
 
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Crossing Eden featured in a video where Kotaku was baited into an interview by an infamous Souls game "hacker" (Malcolm Reynolds) due to claims of him softbanning people in Elden Ring invasions (which he denies as being true, he only cheats and there actually is no proof people being soft banned). Said video involves the hacker showing the dialogue between them and that everything he said were Bane quotes.

Moral of the story is Kotaku is not the Holy Bible, and people never actually look into what they complain about.

ResetEra dumb, Kotaku bad, stay mad.

(Thread for posterity https://www.resetera.com/threads/ko...tting-people-softbanned-in-elden-ring.561670/ )
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Did anyone ever think Kotaku was the holy bible? They're up there with Polygon in shittiness.
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It's probably the same people who used to be on GAF making fun of Slotaku and posting that one meme image of it* who now defend it on ERA just because it went from being bad gaming journalism to worse performative woke shit.

*Which I admit I do love:
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jallsballs said:
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Relying on experiential evidence goes nowhere fast in any academia realm. And these are the people who (along with me) willingly take the vaccine and (not along with them) demonize people who won't take the vaccine because of experiential reasonings.

Hurr durr your evidence isn't circumstantial because i haven't experienced it hurr durr

If only research relied on our own experiences
 
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jallsballs said:
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i dont say this often but holy shit what a nigger. in honor of this sperg post I think I'll start capitalizing White but leave black lowercase.

why would anyone cry about ben shapiro of all people. literally a gop establishment shill, and not even a competent one. imagine thinking McConnell's water boy ever changed anyone's mind. even catboy fuentes has probably converted more people to his "cause" than shapiro has.
 
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BoomerSperg1922 said:
i dont say this often but holy shit what a nigger. in honor of this sperg post I think I'll start capitalizing White but leave black lowercase.

why would anyone cry about ben shapiro of all people. literally a gop establishment shill, and not even a competent one. imagine thinking McConnell's water boy ever changed anyone's mind. even catboy fuentes has probably converted more people to his "cause" than shapiro has.
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I enjoyed this post of hers where she explains that she doesn't need to engage with anything because *she is right*

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