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Reddit dating advice is so fucking weird. No you don't have to learn five languages and play guitar to fuck some bar slut.

It's hilarious that despite how many posts of "I found out my girlfriend was a whore in college and banged 100 guys and she doesn't even like to kiss me" posts we see on the dating subs, the NPC response is always "It's her past, deal with it". This many guys being concerned with former promiscuity isn't an outlier, it's a standard.

But blue haired degenerates still attack the messenger. Don't worry, you'll be posting in the DatingOver subs about how lonely you are soon enough.
 
Assuming that this guy's not actually a fag, what's going through his head having him think that taking a cock in the ass is a better choice than not buying funko pops for a couple weeks and renting a whore?
He's definitely a fag. He has a reddit account. I'm not sure if he's a homosexual though.
Reddit dating advice is so fucking weird. No you don't have to learn five languages and play guitar to fuck some bar slut.

Say "hi my name is X I think you're cute want a drink?"
Becoming a rockstar to get laid isn't really necessary unless you look like Steven Tyler or something.
 
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Decided to lightly finger the poo today, and after letting him know he was being fucked with, essentially sends me a death threat lol.

63k Karma reddit premium. Dudes a copy pasted spam bot for Healthcare related shit. https://www.reddit.com/u/ThatsWhatXiSaid?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
 
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Decided to lightly finger the poo today, and after letting him know he was being fucked with, essentially sends me a death threat lol.

63k Karma reddit premium. Dudes a copy pasted spam bot for Healthcare related shit. https://www.reddit.com/u/ThatsWhatXiSaid?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
You are such a fucking pozloading my neghole retard.

Redditers are literally brain dead and owning them with your superior logic and reasoning is not impressive at all.

Kill yourself cringelord.
 
You are such a fucking pozloading my neghole retard.

Redditers are literally brain dead and owning them with your superior logic and reasoning is not impressive at all.

Kill yourself cringelord.
Don't fucking jump the gun here. He was giving shitty, condescending responses to basic inquiries and questions. Decided to DM him to see what his response would be, and it was the same shit. I didn't even argue against him, I just kept responding with "yeah" "but what if" etc until he boiled the fuck over at which point I told him I was just fucking around with him, and his response was to wish for my death? Yeah, I'm not the problem here.

We all do a little trolling now and then, and this was barely even that.
 
Don't fucking jump the gun here. He was giving shitty, condescending responses to basic inquiries and questions. Decided to DM him to see what his response would be, and it was the same shit. I didn't even argue against him, I just kept responding with "yeah" "but what if" etc until he boiled the fuck over at which point I told him I was just fucking around with him, and his response was to wish for my death? Yeah, I'm not the problem here.

We all do a little trolling now and then, and this was barely even that.
This is the kind of thing I did when I was like literally 12. You don't feel kinda embarrassed by this? Like at all?
 
wow 70 people riding specific circuits in a hot, crowded bus full of fucking nigger babies screaming at the top of their lungs while mom is on the phone via bluetooth speaker because for some reason they have to be on their fucking phone 24 goddamn 7.

who could RESIST that vs. luxury surround sound music, windows down or ac on, no circuit and the freedom to go anywhere you want.

Eurofags literally have no concept of what it's like to just drive down the highway at 2am with windows down and speakers up. not a clue. and they're going to take that from us one day. Especially because of the trucker protests. Once trucks of peace start ramming into public gatherings in the states, and once the global warming shit reaches a new frothing peak, they will restrict personal car usage. Every car will be fitted with a remote control module which can track you, direct your car, and shut you down remotely. You'll never be free again. You'll sit at home and ride the bus like the fucking euro cattle do.

God I fucking hate redditors so fucking much the world would be unironically better if they all dropped fucking dead.

“*Grrrrrrrr* fucking eurofags don’t understand true freedom, they’re all poors hahaha. Car dependency gives us freedom, and I am too autistic to go out in public and sit next to people. Car culture IS our culture, it doesn’t get more free and American than that”

Meanwhile:

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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our LaserbeamSharks.
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Okay. You're a self-hating gay man who spends way too much time on the Internet doing the 21st century equivalent of trying to pray the gay away and getting angry at yourself when it doesn't work. The cure is deleting your social media.

Bonus: (Not the same guy, but still funny.)
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“*Grrrrrrrr* fucking eurofags don’t understand true freedom, they’re all poors hahaha. Car dependency gives us freedom, and I am too autistic to go out in public and sit next to people. Car culture IS our culture, it doesn’t get more free and American than that”

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“*Grrrrrrrr* fucking eurofags don’t understand true freedom, they’re all poors hahaha. Car dependency gives us freedom, and I am too autistic to go out in public and sit next to people. Car culture IS our culture, it doesn’t get more free and American than that”

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Missing the point that urban living is not the norm in the US, vs it being so in EU.

Roughly 75% of the US is Suburban or Rural
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I'll take this over this shit below any day
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Heck, even just not actively googling for shit he knows will ruin his day would do wonders for his mindset. What a whacky faggot that guy is.
It's bizarre how no one can draw the connection between constantly consuming fear, anger, and despair and increasing anxiety and depression. Even more bizarre is why people would want to keep consuming the things that they know hurt them. But then, this is the same group of people that think dilating is good for them, so what do I know?
 
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Decided to lightly finger the poo today, and after letting him know he was being fucked with, essentially sends me a death threat lol.

63k Karma reddit premium. Dudes a copy pasted spam bot for Healthcare related shit. https://www.reddit.com/u/ThatsWhatXiSaid?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Delete yourself and your mom, faggot

EDIT: It’s actually okay to pozload my neghole, but don’t fucking tell us. If it’s actually worthy to be on here, it will find it’s way organically.
 
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