DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I dunno, man. Has a 40s-50s couple attempted to blackmail him by pretending to be an escort using pictures from some random young woman in Tennessee, resulting in their (the older couple) identities being revealed and ultimately pictures of the woman sticking some kind of kid's toy baseball bat in herself being released? I feel like Phil's a particular flavor of cow.
That was what? 4 years ago? The Guntoverse produces nectar like this on a monthly basis now. And even without top tier stuff like this, Gunt went from making a jackass of himself once a month, to once a week, to once a day and now he's at the stage where makes a jackass of himself multiple times a day. It's really getting hard to keep up with both the Snortfort and Guntoverse news at the same time.
 
Imagine paying money to be a backseat gamer no one asked for. I'm sure Gametrekker feels real good about himself too. Fucking tool
 

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I just wanna say that im very disappointed. I still dont know who is this ethan guy (is this the h3h3?), but someone made the same troll move with him and he got featured on kiwi, and our boy did not got featured for the same thing, plus i think dsp's was funnier.
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I dunno, man. Has a 40s-50s couple attempted to blackmail him by pretending to be an escort using pictures from some random young woman in Tennessee, resulting in their (the older couple) identities being revealed and ultimately pictures of the woman sticking some kind of kid's toy baseball bat in herself being released? I feel like Phil's a particular flavor of cow.
You can't blackmail Ralph, you can't extort the report. Someone would even send him that horsecock dildo and he would show it on stream and claim that he shoved it up your ass because you are a faggot and totally into that shit. I'M GONNA HOLLA. Also it is kinda sad that this top khantent happened in 2017, oof.

Remember when he teased some ER changes? He forgot to bring it up today ackackack. Games are FUN but there is that sick group of Elden Ring fans "oh, Star Wars is like Ghostwire Tokyo"
GHOSTWIRE = 'It's open world exploration and it's repetitive combat' oh so you mean like every game"
Star wars= "OH IT'S A LEGO GAME SO IT'S FOR KIDS"
He's stalling the fuck out of Kirby, goddamn.

"It's hard to have a mainstream appeal unless you are playing a giant AAA game that is backed by hype in the media" (notice that added caveat?)
He's slowly picking up that his streams suck and noone actually wants to watch him.
"I certainly do hope this is not staying like this forever"
"I can't make new games come out" People asking for WWE is annoying him, so much in fact he is probably gonna start MLB first. :story:

He's not playing ER right away again after he finishes it. Well there you go, saved you the prestream. I do hope he pulls a "support the other streams or I'm cancelling Elden Ring, stop toxifying my other games"

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Ugh, he's playing another MLB game? Why? They're the most boring fucking thing to watch, he doesn't even follow baseball as it is, what is the need to play a new version of it.
 
Browsing through the planned new releases I don't know which game he will actually stream. You think he will play Vampire the Masquerade: Swansong? Or Evil Dead The Game?
The good thing is he doesn't need the tips to buy the games...oh wait
 
I dunno, man. Has a 40s-50s couple attempted to blackmail him by pretending to be an escort using pictures from some random young woman in Tennessee, resulting in their (the older couple) identities being revealed and ultimately pictures of the woman sticking some kind of kid's toy baseball bat in herself being released? I feel like Phil's a particular flavor of cow.
Phil is Feast or Famine. There’s a reason Ralph is likened to the corn harvest (other, more gross reasons notwithstanding): if you follow him it’s a sure bet you’ll be entertained week-to-week because while Ralph is absolutely as big of a fucking idiot as Phil, his idiocy regularly manifests as small-dicked bravado, which gets him into all kinds of deep shit, such as impregnating two insane women.

By contrast Phil is too cowardly for things like that (also, in that particular example, lol gay). It isn’t quite that he has more sense than Ralph, he just has a much louder and overriding instinct of self-preservation. Same level of loudmouth assholery, colored differently by a crippling fear of the outside world, and it’s his self-protection that causes him to be boring a great deal of the time in my opinion. With Phil his gawkers need to rely on his mask slipping (which admittedly is often but typically minor) and for the truth behind his lies to come to light or for someone who doesn’t know who he is to fuck with and/or respond/react to him (like that one lady on Twitter).

He really is that sort of mutant cow who’s dry for months and then one chilly morning you open up his pen and he gives eighteen buckets, and I think it’s that unpredictability that keeps people coming back to his particular freakshow.
 
Phil might be nigger rich, eating off paper plates, but Ethan Ralph is an actual wigger.

If he wasn't a streamer he'd be on Cops getting slammed, or on the news for fighting at a Walmart.

If Phil wasn't a streamer he'd just be some faggot with an office job somewhere and nobody would know he ever existed.

They're not even comparable entities imo.
 
I do love how Phil is absolutely compelled to eat food from a restaurant no matter how broke he says he is. He also has to outline exactly how nice the restaurant is and how much food they ate. He basically thanked them for keeping them from eating peasant food.
What I love is how he can't even be honest about what he's eating. Anytime he comes back from grocery shopping he only ever mentions how he got vegetables. What about the meat? The fish? Beans or pasta? Microwavable foods? Milk? No? Oh I get it. He thinks we won't think he's mature if he doesn't tell us he eats vegetables like a big boy. Probably why anytime he mentions candy he goes on a 90 seconds long spiel about how disgustingly sweet and unhealthy it is and how he would... have a heart attack if he ate it? Wtf? Aside from the fact that he probably meant Diabetes, he wouldn't have to worry about that if he just exercised a little.
 
Phil might be nigger rich, eating off paper plates, but Ethan Ralph is an actual wigger.

If he wasn't a streamer he'd be on Cops getting slammed, or on the news for fighting at a Walmart.

If Phil wasn't a streamer he'd just be some faggot with an office job somewhere and nobody would know he ever existed.

They're not even comparable entities imo.
Two very different cows with two very separate audiences to boot. The users on the farms wouldn't see much cross over between the two threads, heck if you compare the most similar type of e-begging cow being wings (and that's even a slight stretch tbh) you'll notice that the threads don't have the same users frequenting both threads, as a watcher of both I'd only say it's like 15% that actively keep track of both Wings and Phil, with Ethan it's far far less then that.
 
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DSP has found his Outer Heaven finally:

- Streams too boring for haters and trolls to watch
- As soon as a paypiggie leaves, another one replaces it
- Lives in his own safe and controlled world
- Racking in good money (Taking into account his skills and job possibilities)
- Indirectly killed content creators who make videos about him by being too boring to watch anymore
- Has a GF that puts up with him
- Doesn't need to take risks at all with his content

I'm still subscribed to Snort Burnell but i can see in his videos how boring he is to actually watch to the point where i can hardly watch SB's videos anymore.

In the end, DSP owns everyone by being too boring to pay attention to which is sad because i miss old DSP.
Except that Phil hates it. He's surrounded by useless wheelchairs and gets no respect from anyone. His constant attempts to get caught by the algorithm (begging for interactions on his videos) show that this isn't what he wants.

He's defined by his detractors, his fuck ups still continue to haunt him and he's the bottom of the streamer totem pole. He wants none of that, he wants to be as relevent as he used to be, getting free trips to conventions and even chances to be a speaker. He believes he has something interesting to say.

While his laziness might be satisfied, his ego isn't.
 
Imagine paying money to be a backseat gamer no one asked for. I'm sure Gametrekker feels real good about himself too. Fucking tool
5:32 DSP responds to that message. Gametrekker even gets a 'sir'

https://youtu.be/ch16a12UCpo?t=332


Earlier in the video is some more desperate begs if you're into that kind of thing (I am)
 
People asking for WWE is annoying him, so much in fact he is probably gonna start MLB first.
And here we go again with the running from brief, slight discomfort. If he just played the damn game without any fanfare, people would forget he even did it in less than a month. He wouldn't have to put any effort into memory-holing it, it would happen for him. The fact that that isn't good enough, tells me we think his interests are bizarrely few because he lies about what they are. If he's so sensitive about wrestling that he won't make any visible associations with it, why would he not do the same thing for other hobbies?

This would, after all, explain why he puts his supposed gaming passion out there for everyone to eviscerate on a daily basis. I'll bet that if he didn't actually like wrestling, but loved video games, what he would be known for today, is the former. Almost all the problems he admits to turn out to be fake, and we find all kinds of legit issues he refuses to ever speak of. Phil is terrified of being real in front of anyone. I chalk it up to his nature as a shit-head who sees everyone else as being just like him. Would explain his paranoia being well beyond reasonable.
"It's hard to have a mainstream appeal unless you are playing a giant AAA game that is backed by hype in the media" (notice that added caveat?)
I notice the part where it's bullshit coping, because he's currently still milking a triple-A game that was backed by media hype, which he took pride in choosing not to take advantage of. Remember how he shit all over everybody playing day one? Acting like his situation was so secure and theirs wasn't? Calling them "desperate"?

Funny how HE never remembers stuff like that, isn't it?
He thinks we won't think he's mature if he doesn't tell us he eats vegetables like a big boy. Probably why anytime he mentions candy he goes on a 90 seconds long spiel about how disgustingly sweet and unhealthy it is and how he would... have a heart attack if he ate it?
You know how he tries too hard to make it look like Kat is actually a wife to him, and fucks it up worse than if he said nothing at all? Same thing. Phil doesn't eat vegetables, he eats junk food, and the only thing his shitty brain can think to do is claim the opposite, constantly.
While his laziness might be satisfied, his ego isn't.
His reaction to no one showing up after he tweeted about the Oscars proves that just by itself. Literally said there was no point to talking about it further because his viewership didn't go through the roof.

Which was stupidly short-sighted, too, because it showed everyone WHY he doesn't deserve even as many viewers as he has: he's blatantly fake. I don't get it, either, because he'll stick with a lie on plenty of other things, like going bald. Never understand why he can't apply that same level of denial to when he gives a hot take on Twitter hoping to go viral. Wouldn't turn his career around if he did, but at least it wouldn't be so obvious that he meant none of what he typed.
 
That shit was so weird to me. He figured the guy wasn't fit to own pets because he was sweaty. He says the guy looked like he was going to die any second. Didn't Phil kill his fucking hamster?

I do love how Phil is absolutely compelled to eat food from a restaurant no matter how broke he says he is. He also has to outline exactly how nice the restaurant is and how much food they ate. He basically thanked them for keeping them from eating peasant food.
Funny thing is Bahama Breeze is pretty much peasant food. He doesn't name the restaurants because he thinks he'll look better that way. The fucker would try to call an appetizer sampler from Applebitch's "fine dining."
What I love is how he can't even be honest about what he's eating. Anytime he comes back from grocery shopping he only ever mentions how he got vegetables. What about the meat? The fish? Beans or pasta? Microwavable foods? Milk? No? Oh I get it. He thinks we won't think he's mature if he doesn't tell us he eats vegetables like a big boy. Probably why anytime he mentions candy he goes on a 90 seconds long spiel about how disgustingly sweet and unhealthy it is and how he would... have a heart attack if he ate it? Wtf? Aside from the fact that he probably meant Diabetes, he wouldn't have to worry about that if he just exercised a little.
Diabetes is more complicated than that but I doubt Phil has it. Dude lacks a sweet tooth and has been a meat fiend his entire life, hence the gout. More than likely he gets shit like Slim Jims, not Oreos.
 
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I wonder if his paypigs are due for a dressing down today because 'support' can't just be from one or two peepul.

I'm having fun OK, but I need a buy in from the silent majority, so it'd be reeeeally nice if other peepul could star 'con'tributing as well OK ? and thank you in advance
 
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