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i dont say this often but holy shit what a nigger. in honor of this sperg post I think I'll start capitalizing White but leave black lowercase.

why would anyone cry about ben shapiro of all people. literally a gop establishment shill, and not even a competent one. imagine thinking McConnell's water boy ever changed anyone's mind. even catboy fuentes has probably converted more people to his "cause" than shapiro has.
He's the biggest advertisement against establishment politics: a whiny manlet with a nasally voice. You'd be hard-pressed to find a worse spokesman outside of a trailer park.
 
Surprisingly level headed discussion and lots of "who cares"

Except of course you know hnic has to remind everyone about the white devil

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Did anyone ever think Kotaku was the holy bible? They're up there with Polygon in shittiness.
NeoGAF was forced to pretend it was good because Evilore was selling people's effort posts as articles for Kotaku and Schreier used to post on GAF so people who complained about kotaku would get shit from the mods. Resetera cant admit their beliefs are formed by multiple shitbags making money off them so they just pretend it's their true and honest opinion that Kotaku is good quality journalism. That and if you complain about Kotaku now it'd mean gaaaamergaaaaaate was right so they'll have to eat Kotaku's shit with a smile forever
 
Surprisingly level headed discussion and lots of "who cares"

Except of course you know hnic has to remind everyone about the white devil

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Fam, Enzom21 enters the chat. Brother was lighter than the inside of an Oreo yet you all held him up as the black culture encyclopedia.

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"Black man".

I wonder what emojis Enzom21 used?

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The reason why you don't know tons of people who have changed their minds, Nepenthe, is because you don't know tons of people, period. You sit on a computer and janny (for free) a dying gay video game forum for faggots
Nepenthe is a narcissist who adores the progressive stack because she hoards and embellishes identities that mean she never has to ever, ever entertain the idea that she's wrong. She is so absolutely certain that she is morally correct in all things that she'd put an inquisitor to shame. The biggest dictators have the tiniest fiefdoms, and of course she doesn't even get paid in anything except the smug sanctimony that oozes from every word she writes.

Like a number of lolcows, part of what makes it so funny is to compare her violent rhetoric vs. the teeny internet space she's carved out to spew her venom in. She dreams of revolutions, but will never do more than ban whiteys from an objectively terrible video games forum. She posts as an irony-drenched above it all straight talker who is going to break it down for the stupid white folks, but she is permanently seething.

You know that cartoonish image of a older boy holding a younger boy off, his outstretched palm on the shorter kid's forehead while the shorter kid flails in impotent rage, trying desperately to punch a body he can't reach? Imagine it's a small black woman, pretending to be a man, wearing a furry suit, and you have Nepenthe's entire existence.
 
Black people supposedly hold claim on the concept of cook outs, only blacks are invited, and only special black people get to actually cook or prepare food. You're not supposed to let white people in on the secrets to cookouts and take all the food home in aluminum foil instead of tupperware.

Here is a really shitty article

I am not even remotely surprised niggers want to proudly lay claim to this delightful "cultural experience." This shit is too fucking funny. Black cookouts are truly a sight to behold, at least when they involve ferals.

I once found myself with some time to kill in Tampa, so I wandered to a public park with a beach to sit on a bench and people-watch. The demographics were reasonably even -- black, white, hispanic in adequately proportional numbers.

The place was well maintained and had a number of big paved gazebos with permanently-fixed grills for families to either rent or fight over (it wasn't clear which) and sure enough there were black families overflowing a couple of them. They were every bit as noisy, messy, rude and annoying as you'd expect of typical ferals.

I was watching from a bench far away enough that I was free to watch people without being bothered. There were plenty of people on the beach, sunbathing, swimming and goofing off. I was enjoying the relative calm, and then the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen happened right in front of me.

A black woman came strolling lazily from one of the overrun gazebos carrying a full-size watermelon, and calmly walked out onto the beach and into the water. She carefully gauged the tide for a couple of minutes, then bent down and partially buried the watermelon in the sand where the water would gently wash over it but not actually carry it away. She turned and walked back to the gazebo, leaving the melon half-buried to take its bath. Mind you, this was a crowded beach and a good number of people saw her do this, and nobody thought it was weird or moved to stop her or recover the melon.

A few minutes later, two black kids (one in his teens and the other probably 8 or 9) came strolling along from elsewhere in the park (it was a long beach), noticed the melon and stopped to investigate. They looked around to see if anyone was paying attention, then promptly dug it up and briskly walked away with it (going back the way they came). A few minutes later, they brought it back, reburied it in the same spot again and carried on walking down the beach.

About half an hour after the watermelon had first been buried, its owner (?) finally came back, dug it out, picked it up, inspected it briefly then walked back to her gazebo carrying her prize. It vanished into the crowded gazebo and its fate after that remains unknown.

The only explanation I could ever come up with for this was that she was trying to cool down the watermelon. But it was summertime, and the water wasn't exactly cold. Even a crappy styrofoam cooler with some ice dumped in it could achieve lower temperatures than this water did.

What in the actual fuck?

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Illhan Omar came out in favor of Russia in the War in Ukraine or some shit
lol she and AOC would be the world's greatest trolls if they weren't actually completely serious about the dumb shit they say and do. Omar in particular is astonishingly evil, arrogant, crooked and mind-bogglingly stupid to the point of making even AOC seem intelligent, so it's especially funny that her actual point in this case is actually pretty good but is getting drowned in the usual noise people make about her continued consumption of precious oxygen.

You aren’t allowed to be mad if pre-release advertising footage for a game looks better than the game actually does when it launches.
Sweet. Just another reason to justify never pre-ordering games or buying them on release. And arguably buying them at all.

so I keep seeing people talk about the puddle bullshit in spiderman as an overblown example of gamers being mad and I had no idea wtf they were talking about until someone posted an image

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and that actually does seem to be a pretty major downgrade
The Witcher 3 took a pretty big hit too if memory serves. Though given CDPR's performance in the past couple of years I suppose that shouldn't really surprise me anymore.
 
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Imagine being such a broke-brained faggot loser you're afraid of someone's grandfather rocking in a rocking chair.
This is like how SA got brain damage from irony poisoning - people like this have over the last decade developed brain damage from 'chronic mirroring'.

"Oh yeah fucking racist crackers are totally irrationally scared of meeting a group of hollering black youths? Well, how do YOU LIKE IT ...if I make a factually illegitimate flip of the situation?!"

The fact that no, old white men aren't gonna get up from their cracker barrel rocking chair and lynch you and your fat family in 2022, does not matter. Especially, because after doing this schtick for 10 years they have lost track of it being a schtick instead of their genuine beliefs.
 
Yes and last time the accepted conclusion was that the yellow emojis were racist because they imply a default use and colorblindness.
These clowns also invented the concept that whatever race you are, you have to be performatively that race at all times. So if you're white, you absolutely cannot use a meme with a black person even if it's completely relevant and topical because muhpropiashun. But obviously you also can't just use white people either, because that's muhrasure.

You're just automatically shit.

But some sheboon can do whatever and act like a complete stereotype and is brave and beautiful, and almost invariably, incredibly fat.
 
These clowns also invented the concept that whatever race you are, you have to be performatively that race at all times. So if you're white, you absolutely cannot use a meme with a black person even if it's completely relevant and topical because muhpropiashun. But obviously you also can't just use white people either, because that's muhrasure.

You're just automatically shit.

But some sheboon can do whatever and act like a complete stereotype and is brave and beautiful, and almost invariably, incredibly fat.
That's some serious coon talk there, mister.
 
These clowns also invented the concept that whatever race you are, you have to be performatively that race at all times. So if you're white, you absolutely cannot use a meme with a black person even if it's completely relevant and topical because muhpropiashun. But obviously you also can't just use white people either, because that's muhrasure.

You're just automatically shit.

But some sheboon can do whatever and act like a complete stereotype and is brave and beautiful, and almost invariably, incredibly fat.

Speaking of white people who tried to pass as black, I looked up Bobby Roberts and he hasn't done a news article for his local paper in 2 years to the day.


It is almost hard to believe that someone who was terminally online like him would just up and disappear. He had to have the last word in almost every boxoffice/starwars/ghostbusters thread. He had a hard-on hate for RedLetterMedia. He had some weird allegations against him that ended up not being anything, but his podcasting friends abandoned him. Hell, Devin Faraci made a comeback and he actually admitted to being an asshole while Bobby just went under a rock and disappeared.
 
These clowns also invented the concept that whatever race you are, you have to be performatively that race at all times. So if you're white, you absolutely cannot use a meme with a black person even if it's completely relevant and topical because muhpropiashun. But obviously you also can't just use white people either, because that's muhrasure.

You're just automatically shit.

But some sheboon can do whatever and act like a complete stereotype and is brave and beautiful, and almost invariably, incredibly fat.
Yeah, they're batshit insane.
 
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