DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Very Honest Content]

Phil streams twice a day 6 days a week. He expects a minimum of 100 dollars per stream so he expects a minimum of 200 dollars every day he's streaming. If he hits each days quota for the week he has a minimum of 1200 dollars.

If 5k will only last for a week but he only makes 1/4th of that a week, how the fuck is he not on the brink of eviction?

The levels are, in order, $150 a stream in tips, $300 daily, and $1800 in tips a week for sweatyman.jpgs pulls in Scopely mobile gacha bejeweled. Your point still stand that Phil is a terrible liar who is addicted to gin and mobile whaling in an NFT wrestling autism collector though.

Imagine paying money to be a backseat gamer no one asked for. I'm sure Gametrekker feels real good about himself too. Fucking tool

"Paypigging for Phil Burnell while he plays a child's game is so fun!" Cuck.

Ugh, he's playing another MLB game? Why? They're the most boring fucking thing to watch, he doesn't even follow baseball as it is, what is the need to play a new version of it.

Universal DH means he won't be traded between leagues now when he fucks up defensive assignments in the field constantly by being a drunk moron who doesn't know situational defense. So his narc ego is safer now, is why.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The cry sigh at 4 seconds in killed me.

I like the part where he says that when he sets the tips goal, he does it for a reason. As in, it IS expected.
Also, you notice how he almost always emphasizes "if you CAN"? Not sure if he sees this, but he's implying that the only reason you wouldn't contribute is if you didn't have the money. Makes sense, because he also points out that he has 44 likes while 200 people are watching, saying that the stream can definitely hit 100 likes, based entirely on there being enough viewers. And completely ignoring any other factors, like, how many of those viewers don't actually like him, and/or don't actually want to give a thumbs up to that particular stream.

I wonder if his paypigs are due for a dressing down today because 'support' can't just be from one or two peepul.

I'm having fun OK, but I need a buy in from the silent majority, so it'd be reeeeally nice if other peepul could star 'con'tributing as well OK ? and thank you in advance

There is also Phil's emotional need to be told by his audience that they approve of him continuing to be the same person forever. He has basically outright stated this, though seemingly without realizing it. By being supported by only two people consistently, Phil isn't getting the green light from everyone, like he wants. It's sort of like if your parents tell you to stay the course, and everybody else is either silent or expressing disagreements, and you're weak enough for that to trigger the fuck out of you. It's his insecurity, he'll never be satisfied from having a small hugbox to operate in and be floated by a couple of retards.

He definitely doesn't see the implications and problems of him being this way, because he's handing viewers another way to make him dance for their amusement. They get off on hearing him beg for tips, well now they can make him beg for likes, as well as any other form of approval he desperately needs. All the while, continuing to prove the detractor community right and keeping himself exactly where he is, forever.

 

[Sup3r]

Ugh, he's playing another MLB game? Why? They're the most boring fucking thing to watch, he doesn't even follow baseball as it is, what is the need to play a new version of it.

Because it is the new game. He relies on trying to cash in on new games because hardly anyone is truly loyal to him. If he played the old version he'd have zero chance of reeling in a new whale instead of his almost zero chance he'd have by playing the new version.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Pig begs - paypigs give - paygpigs feel good about giving - pig feels good about getting - pig spends it all
This has to keep going cause if even 1 of these things goes away then the whole chain breaks.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Ugh, he's playing another MLB game? Why? They're the most boring fucking thing to watch, he doesn't even follow baseball as it is, what is the need to play a new version of it.

Phil plays MLB on beginner and only as a position player. Which means the extent of the game is him pressing a button to swing. Perfect for what Phil wants in a CHILL stream, and his gaming tastes in general as also seen in WWE Champions.

 

[Agent Proper]

Phil plays MLB on beginner and only as a position player. Which means the extent of the game is him pressing a button to swing. Perfect for what Phil wants in a CHILL stream, and his gaming tastes in general as also seen in WWE Champions.

You guys are forgetting the fact that MLB is on Gamepass, so it is a free chill money maker that makes his Walking Sim gameplay look like a fucking speed run.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Ugh, he's playing another MLB game? Why? They're the most boring fucking thing to watch, he doesn't even follow baseball as it is, what is the need to play a new version of it.

MLB has given us some spicy moments. I'm ready for absolute zero levels of chill.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Funny thing is Bahama Breeze is pretty much peasant food. He doesn't name the restaurants because he thinks he'll look better that way. The fucker would try to call an appetizer sampler from Applebitch's "fine dining."

Diabetes is more complicated than that but I doubt Phil has it. Dude lacks a sweet tooth and has been a meat fiend his entire life, hence the gout. More than likely he gets shit like Slim Jims, not Oreos.

He's a cheese fiend too. He would snort less if he laid off the dairy and seafood. Don't believe his bullshit snort origin story about an extinguisher exploding in his face.
I also believe that his teeth being as fucked up as they are is either a result of excess meat chewing or candy.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Phil plays MLB on beginner and only as a position player. Which means the extent of the game is him pressing a button to swing. Perfect for what Phil wants in a CHILL stream, and his gaming tastes in general as also seen in WWE Champions.

I'm having trouble imagining a more braindead boring no effort game he could insult his audience by playing.
Cookie Clicker or Progress Quest would be amazing chill streams

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I'm having trouble imagining a more braindead boring no effort game he could insult his audience by playing.
Cookie Clicker or Progress Quest would be amazing chill streams

His love of walking sims explains it all.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Pig begs - paypigs give - paygpigs feel good about giving - pig feels good about getting - pig spends it all
This has to keep going cause if even 1 of these things goes away then the whole chain breaks.

We’ll step 1 isn’t ever going to break, same with the part about pig spends it all and feels good about getting.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm having trouble imagining a more braindead boring no effort game he could insult his audience by playing.
Cookie Clicker or Progress Quest would be amazing chill streams

Better hope Gametrekker is a baseball fan, otherwise he won't be carrying this playthrough.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Semi DSP related...

I knew of QunatiumTv's Elden ring hot take and how DSP like he was but I just noticed how it's DSP in black face that cured his slovenly ways post nasal drip

Susan thought I would be interested in this video.

oh my

at this timestamp (https://youtu.be/wJjtyStwcF4?t=1451) this is the most DSP someone has been without being DSP.

LTG isn't Black DSP, QTV is, or at least when DSP gets to World 1 Level 2. Dude even goes on a "they illegally downloaded my videos now listen to how free use doesn't work" rant about his "haters" who are cult like and pick on him

 

[Corpun]

That Rykard fight was amazing to watch, he pulls every stupid excuse out there to make it not his fault.

The guy is apparently a gimmick boss because there are environmental factors he has to pay attention to, meaning he can't just tunnel vision him, the boss has delayed, telegraphed attacks which means he can't dodge them somehow, it is all a massive FromSoft terrible awful gimmick boss that only has this bullshit because it would be easy otherwise, oh, and the GAME CHANGED THE RULES on him making this unfair.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Ugh, he's playing another MLB game? Why? They're the most boring fucking thing to watch, he doesn't even follow baseball as it is, what is the need to play a new version of it.

Because he only plays on easy, only plays career mode and doesn't play as a pitcher, so like 90% of his "gameplay" is just watching the CPU simming the game whenever he's not batting. If the previous entries are of any indication it's also the only game series where he feels safe enough to appear plastered on stream, so we will get some goldust but it's gonna be rare.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Big ups Meerkat_ink on Twitter. It would seem Phil sure likes to skirt the rules of YouTube. First he insinuates that his dentheads click on the ads in his videos, and now begging for likes is another no-no.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Big ups Meerkat_ink on Twitter. It would seem Phil sure likes to skirt the rules of YouTube. First he insinuates that his dentheads click on the ads in his videos, and now begging for likes is another no-no.
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Phil's like begging is pathetic but I don't see how it runs afoul of this policy.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If that policy was adhered, 99% of Youtubers would be banned.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If that policy was adhered, 99% of Youtubers would be banned.

It should lead to a good cryfest on the begcast though

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

But he isn't infringing on the policy and neither are the other youtubers. It's referring to bots and deceiving links, not asking for likes and comments.