Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[draggs]

Yeah this is about right. the Ukrainian farmers have stolen all the Russian tanks 11 times over. victory is near. just ignore the thunder rumbling in the east.

No wonder the Moskva got buttfucked, everyone was ignoring the thunder rumbling in the east

 

[BridgeTroll]

Please ignore the build up of troops and equipment coming from Russia right now to relaunch an attack on a northern front again once the donbaus action is finished. It isn't happening and Russia doesn't have food, ammo, fuel, or manpower, much less equipment to launch anything.

I mean, if they have trouble keeping supply stable (which they are according to western intelligence) they can be undersupplied multiple times.
That doesn't mean Ivan has just shot the last bullet and ate the last slice of toast and now everyone must starve.

Obviously the papers and media will say "Russia ran out of everything" because nobody is going to read a 2 page article about russian logistics. except Autists like us.

 

[White_N]

Lol

They've run out of EVERYTHING twice now. They will run out of EVERYTHING again either today, tomorrow or the next day according to some smart boy here on the farms, and then they will run out of EVERYTHING again on May 9th according to Western reports on Russia's higher ups talking about the state of the war as of 20 days or so ago according to the same smart boy.

Please ignore the build up of troops and equipment coming from Russia right now to relaunch an attack on a northern front again once the donbaus action is finished. It isn't happening and Russia doesn't have food, ammo, fuel, or manpower, much less equipment to launch anything.

Dude, where is the countdown?

THE NUMBERS MASON!!

 

[Getting tard comed]

The copes never stop with you, do they?

This is the second time I've been told keeping track of other people's predictions in the media and this thread is cope.

Y u hEff 2 b mAd? iT's oNLy gAmE.

 

[Animewasamistake]

No wonder the Moskva got buttfucked, everyone was ignoring the thunder rumbling in the east

In less than a day the story has gone.

Its sunk!
Its ammo exploded and sunk!
its ammo exploded
its damaged
it was on fire and maybe is damaged

Ukrainian fairy tales are something else

 

[draggs]

In less than a day the story has gone.

Its sunk!
Its ammo exploded and sunk!
its ammo exploded
its damaged
it was on fire and maybe is damaged

Ukrainian fairy tales are something else

What is this cope, the Russian MoD literally said it was on fire and the ammo exploded and the crew was evacuated. You don't evacuate the whole crew of a warship if it is maybe damaged

 

[White_N]

A wooden sculpture of a pensioner who confused Ukrainian troops with Russian ones will be installed in Voronezh.

The old lady came out to meet them with a red banner. The soldiers handed the old woman food, but took the flag from her and walked on it with their feet.

 

[Wy4M]

Did the huge Chechens find one laying around, possibly at the home of an American living in Ukraine? Pretty sure if they had a dead American, they'd be dancing on him for TikTok.

Sounds very plausible.
It's a well known fact that lots of Americans live in Ukraine and leave their ID at home.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

Nothing is too big to fail. The question is how will a nation handle a crisis that’s never been bad in its history.

Time is inconceivably vast, even the entire history of civilization is a micrometer in the span of it. Yet for us living in the present, we base our preconceptions on the last century or so, because that is what had the most impact on our lives. People were born into and died in Pax Romana, they probably thought it would never end, and centuries of mass warfare finally ceased to exist.

It’s inevitable that vast empires go through decline, no one wants to be the victim of it, but the truth is that it happens. It’s just a matter of How quickly matters will escalate

Now would be a good time to read The Fate of Empires by John Glubb. Basically, great nations and empires last around 250 years before they fall, and the US is closing in on 250 years very soon.

 

[Animewasamistake]

What is this cope, the Russian MoD literally said it was on fire and the ammo exploded and the crew was evacuated. You don't evacuate the whole crew of a warship if it is maybe damaged

Only bugmen say literally. but its more how quickly the ukrop narrative changes i was not being serious my brudda.

 

[draggs]

Now would be a good time to read The Fate of Empires by John Glubb. Basically, great nations and empires last around 250 years before they fall, and the US is closing in on 250 years very soon.

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This is hilariously selective and also inaccurate lol

Jared Diamond level historikull analysis

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Now would be a good time to read The Fate of Empires by John Glubb. Basically, great nations and empires last around 250 years before they fall, and the US is closing in on 250 years very soon.

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Very copeful. The US has only been an empire power for ~80 years. You're stuck with us a while longer muahahahahaha

 

[Lookie-lou]

Sounds very plausible.
It's a well known fact that lots of Americans live in Ukraine and leave their ID at home.

I've actually been surprised by the lack of corpse dancing by the Chechens, they show random dead soldiers face down on the ground, but they don't do the closeup glamour shots the Ukrainians and DPR troops do.

 

[Getting tard comed]

This is hilariously selective and also inaccurate lol

Jared Diamond level historikull analysis

Do you know of empires that have lasted longer than 250 years?

 

[Uncle Buck]

A wooden sculpture of a pensioner who confused Ukrainian troops with Russian ones will be installed in Voronezh.

The old lady came out to meet them with a red banner. The soldiers handed the old woman food, but took the flag from her and walked on it with their feet.

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It's amazing the time they have to film their spanking fetish videos, do wood carvings and set up photo-ops for their Cross-Dresser-In-Chief while they're being "genocided".

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

From a GM RPG group.

 

[Wy4M]

'cossackgundi' claims: "I didn't do any fighting."
Rumor is he was doing buttsex.

https://twitter.com/MapsUkraine/status/1514612970050842626

https://archive.ph/wYv0k

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

In less than a day the story has gone.

Its sunk!
Its ammo exploded and sunk!
its ammo exploded
its damaged
it was on fire and maybe is damaged

Ukrainian fairy tales are something else

Ukies are saying it was completely destroyed and everybody on board was killed twice and condemned to sail the seas forevermore with no rest or respite until the second coming of Zelensky, at which point they will be cast into a burning lake of vodka and eternally sodomized by gay swordfish.

However, RELIABLE Russian bloggers say it magically traveled back in time to beat the Japs in 1905

 

[White_N]

Quite an interesting and slightly funny video from Russian TV from 2014.

The video is addressed to those who call for the invasion of Russian troops into Ukraine and explains why this is impossible.

 

[just a banana]

They need more

https://twitter.com/Polk_Azov/status/1514626323611856898