What's your favorite random.txt?

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Title

 

[King Fructose]

“keep calling me a feeder, go ahead. I will shut this site down and take all your precious stickers with me.”

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

I keep a file going back almost 15 years with my funniest posts in it. Now and then I read through the whole thing to see how my humour has evolved. Though I've never received the recognition I deserve, I've become something of a wit and self-recognition of that fact is all that matters to me. Being placed in a "random.txt" does not matter to me at all.

 

[Product Intervention]

The "McVeigh this shit" one.

I really wanted it on a shot glass but instead I got a bunch of gay "warm fanta" shotglasses instead.

 

[Just A Butt]

i like the one where it's the video of chuck e cheese saying poggers for 10 hours

 

[Clown Baby]

"they doxed my grandma"

 

[Fetish Roulette]

"When my brain started combining the complexity of being Black in America with the real world proposal of wandering and exploration that is designed into the gameplay of Pokemon GO, there was only one conclusion. I might die if I keep playing."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

We already have a thread for this, it's called "random_text.txt"

 

[Retink]

“keep calling me a feeder, go ahead. I will shut this site down and take all your precious stickers with me.”

He wouldn't dare take my stickers! Would he?

"When my brain started combining the complexity of being Black in America with the real world proposal of wandering and exploration that is designed into the gameplay of Pokemon GO, there was only one conclusion. I might die if I keep playing."

For white people it's a game of whimsy and exploration, for black people it's a survival first person shooter.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!" is one of them.

(@Hitler is one of the older members who made custom emoticons.)

 

[Screed]

"One time I gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so I could buy yugioh cards"

 

[Ibisanzwe]

"lol calm down"
It's so simple and I like the color effect it has

 

[The Last Stand]

He wouldn't dare take my stickers! Would he?


For white people it's a game of whimsy and exploration, for black people it's a survival first person shooter.

[eating an entire pizza]
”Are you a nutritionist!?”

Yes.

 

[Character from a movie]

The one that's very long and about a bird.

 

[seri0us]

"Did they see us take the laptop into work?"

 

[State Champ]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I also like "black hole of stupidity".

"lol calm down"

that's my top favorite

 

[Jason Wynn]

“The entire point of that site is to kill mentally ill trans women”

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

We already have a thread for this, it's called "random_text.txt"

there's a lot of people taking this thread seriously it seems

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

The one that's very long and about a bird.

That's an Andrew Torba quote. We don't like him. He made a site that makes money.