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He's just being ahnest here.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Enough samples were used that the script used to compare the two accounts's writing styles thought it was intentionally being fucked with.
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*snort* What clothes do you want me to put on Today, daddy? You want me to eat the sonic hot dog, daddy? My kitty is licking my toes, daddy. I'm better than the other
Okay Gonna stop now. But if DSP was an attractive young women, he wouldn't sound any different.
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Another day of unbearable heat in the Pigpen.
PieceofShet
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You are absolutely right and now I cant unhear it. Thats what he wanted to say.
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Yeah this whole stream today is him trying to catch himself from saying what he actually did.
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"I'm fully behind cover and the explosions take 80 percent of my health"
That's the think about explosions Phil, the shrapnel is what really fucks ya up. Shout to all those boys in Iraq who died from bugged ied mechanics. Explosives are very unfair and badly designed mechanism of war.
Does he even understand how anything works? I get his complaints sometimes with hitboxes but for a guy who debates the nuances of physics as they regard attacks and spells in a game based on magic and mythical creatures he sure is retarded when it comes to actual real life physics and weapons.
Also tickles me when he complains about being 1 shot by bosses and shitty rooms as he one shots every enemy around or cheeses creatures who can fit thru doorways. Bravo you lovely man.
That's the think about explosions Phil, the shrapnel is what really fucks ya up. Shout to all those boys in Iraq who died from bugged ied mechanics. Explosives are very unfair and badly designed mechanism of war.
Does he even understand how anything works? I get his complaints sometimes with hitboxes but for a guy who debates the nuances of physics as they regard attacks and spells in a game based on magic and mythical creatures he sure is retarded when it comes to actual real life physics and weapons.
Also tickles me when he complains about being 1 shot by bosses and shitty rooms as he one shots every enemy around or cheeses creatures who can fit thru doorways. Bravo you lovely man.
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It's actually the concussive force of the explosion that kills people. You can live a full life being embedded with shrapnel.
Fact Me Till I Fart
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One post from me before I hit some zzz's
A point I would like to make to many newfags here is that DSP knows he earns big money, and we know too or the legend that is @Piece of Peace with his tracking
A scam is basically something when you ask for money.. and then never give it back, and then proceed to fleece more and more possibly from the same person or even multiple people at once, this is Phil's grift, and a grift he pulls of... Or tries to via begging
Now many people who ask about his tihps which are $150 per stream, are for that stream only
Don't believe what this greasenigger says about slow streams whatever you will translate or not, he earns quite big money per week
So he gets a 1k tip on one stream...
Guess what, he still needs muhney for the nExT sTrEaM d00d!! He certainly memoryholes it enough so the retards don't keep pressing him but also if they just keep quiet, they get to watch someone play games... To a poor standard mind, but escape in their own way, and yet there's a behavior amongst his own fans that it's all fear and apathy to just watch him rather than question what he does why he does in Autistic fashion, how many people have been LIMB'd just for asking about HIS money offends Phil, because that's not YOUR money, he gets to somehow "pay bills" but at what number exactly?
A keen fact about why Phil is a lolcow is because he let loose a lot of details about himself and he has himself to blame, which... He says he does, but still continues to let more and more details slip like the Bankruptcy, and if you mentioned finances to people who like you...
You're going to get questions, before or even with assistance in managing money, but to Phil, questions aren't meant to be answered because it would put a stain on his ego and character why he got himself into so much debt, he probably can accept what he's done, but he sure as hell won't change a bit, because of the fear and apathy from his fans is how he is able to continue the grift he does, they don't want to cause a fuss and each day it just desensitizes them to just say "can we just watch you play, we don't care about money problems", but somehow in Phil's bbq and gin filled brain that's a negative IQ move there because he wants you to still give him money, on top of the massive donation from one pay pig to have another in the crosshairs
I'm not MATI for his content at all, but by god do I despise him how much he earns and still cries poor bitch like no other, getting into the position he is in he still has no competition from other streamers other than just scamming over and over again
Phil to me reminds me of a sahkker or in home country, football, the very bottom of the League every team smashes 7-10 goals conceding and never scoring, but still manages to cling on to being a sports club, Phil is that person who thinks he has competition, but in fact is the competition the pros beat to get into the leagues for real, the dead horse being beaten shall I say
He knows his fans, he hates them because they're not the intellectuals he deserves, nor needs, because they would question his motives, finances and his gaming, which is well, again point made in here, and lastly to finish
There's literally no point in trying to fuck with him at all verbally, since he just LIMB's faster than you can type a response, he has made his own bubble that only is open to money to talk, and even then it can't be questions about his life which could bring out Thu trollzz,
I admit I cheered twice on his Twitch but I had calculated risk and ultimately spent $5 at most, which is pennies to his addiction, and now still 4 years on I haven't given him anymore money, because why spend it on a literal slot machine who is human and yet doesn't pay out!
If you feel the need to troll tip to make point, thats on you, and your wallet, and by god help you if you go bankrupt yourself, the best attack, is defense, because Phil will literally shoot himself into the void especially losing his friends and many sponsors due to his name and many antics on stream, even the most subbed Detractors don't need to speak at all, they just let DSP shine in his greaseniggery!
Big ups to everyone on here, I wanted to leave something behind because it's now Easter weekend and 4 days off for meeeeeee REEEEEEE
Im just so tired lol
But big ups to all for keeping me sane at least
A point I would like to make to many newfags here is that DSP knows he earns big money, and we know too or the legend that is @Piece of Peace with his tracking
A scam is basically something when you ask for money.. and then never give it back, and then proceed to fleece more and more possibly from the same person or even multiple people at once, this is Phil's grift, and a grift he pulls of... Or tries to via begging
Now many people who ask about his tihps which are $150 per stream, are for that stream only
Don't believe what this greasenigger says about slow streams whatever you will translate or not, he earns quite big money per week
So he gets a 1k tip on one stream...
Guess what, he still needs muhney for the nExT sTrEaM d00d!! He certainly memoryholes it enough so the retards don't keep pressing him but also if they just keep quiet, they get to watch someone play games... To a poor standard mind, but escape in their own way, and yet there's a behavior amongst his own fans that it's all fear and apathy to just watch him rather than question what he does why he does in Autistic fashion, how many people have been LIMB'd just for asking about HIS money offends Phil, because that's not YOUR money, he gets to somehow "pay bills" but at what number exactly?
A keen fact about why Phil is a lolcow is because he let loose a lot of details about himself and he has himself to blame, which... He says he does, but still continues to let more and more details slip like the Bankruptcy, and if you mentioned finances to people who like you...
You're going to get questions, before or even with assistance in managing money, but to Phil, questions aren't meant to be answered because it would put a stain on his ego and character why he got himself into so much debt, he probably can accept what he's done, but he sure as hell won't change a bit, because of the fear and apathy from his fans is how he is able to continue the grift he does, they don't want to cause a fuss and each day it just desensitizes them to just say "can we just watch you play, we don't care about money problems", but somehow in Phil's bbq and gin filled brain that's a negative IQ move there because he wants you to still give him money, on top of the massive donation from one pay pig to have another in the crosshairs
I'm not MATI for his content at all, but by god do I despise him how much he earns and still cries poor bitch like no other, getting into the position he is in he still has no competition from other streamers other than just scamming over and over again
Phil to me reminds me of a sahkker or in home country, football, the very bottom of the League every team smashes 7-10 goals conceding and never scoring, but still manages to cling on to being a sports club, Phil is that person who thinks he has competition, but in fact is the competition the pros beat to get into the leagues for real, the dead horse being beaten shall I say
He knows his fans, he hates them because they're not the intellectuals he deserves, nor needs, because they would question his motives, finances and his gaming, which is well, again point made in here, and lastly to finish
There's literally no point in trying to fuck with him at all verbally, since he just LIMB's faster than you can type a response, he has made his own bubble that only is open to money to talk, and even then it can't be questions about his life which could bring out Thu trollzz,
I admit I cheered twice on his Twitch but I had calculated risk and ultimately spent $5 at most, which is pennies to his addiction, and now still 4 years on I haven't given him anymore money, because why spend it on a literal slot machine who is human and yet doesn't pay out!
If you feel the need to troll tip to make point, thats on you, and your wallet, and by god help you if you go bankrupt yourself, the best attack, is defense, because Phil will literally shoot himself into the void especially losing his friends and many sponsors due to his name and many antics on stream, even the most subbed Detractors don't need to speak at all, they just let DSP shine in his greaseniggery!
Big ups to everyone on here, I wanted to leave something behind because it's now Easter weekend and 4 days off for meeeeeee REEEEEEE
Im just so tired lol
But big ups to all for keeping me sane at least
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That "fuck you Koghers" and or whatever real telling. This dude definitely be saying nigger all the time. Vague hints of the jew exterminator days if you listen closely.
SilverReaper
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DSP and Kat every other day talking about the bills.
(I'd replace possessor with beggar if I had editing software, or knew how to use it)
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No doubt in my mind DSP DtRH 2 has been stewing for a while. It's one of the most successful video that guy did and people have been asking for it for a while. Not to mention that mountain of scheming and well documented bullshit that's happened since. He'd be down to leave it with one part considering the accelerated timeline into truly despicable internet infamy.
Probably should just let this one go Phil. He's not the type to take shit out of context like the detractors do from time to time. He's not a stationarynigga or philzaniigar type. But your ego is gonna tip toe right into something that is gonna destroy you entirely. You're career cannot survive another video like DtRH. Those videos work so well on normies and fans of kohntent creators a like. You're poking a bear and the guy really isn't even nefarious.
Insulting the guys skills with research is a dumb dumb idea. He dosent put shit in his videos that isn't concrete. He includes context in its entirety and a plethora of ways for the viewer to research themselves. The dude is more of a biographical creator than documentarian. He isn't out there creating a narrative. He's just putting yours on paper.
I've always admired that dudes videos because rarely does he put himself before the content.
He's obviously afraid of this but I don't think he realizes what he's tip toeing around trying to get head of it. You're just giving a pretty decent guy internet drama wise ammunition to actually be an asshole.
I hope Phil hits the goal and that shit drops live as he's sitting down to watch the 1st. The meltdown would be off the charts. Parts of me wonder if Fredrick has been waiting for just this very possibility.
Even the most in the middle people got their breaking point and a guy like Phil insinuating such bullshit to protect his own ego would make anyone tip towards the asshole side.
I hope it happens. Phil deserves that.
He doesn't want it to happen because it cannot happen. He knows that. He's been dreading the possibility ever day since the first one. Problem his is ego and greed blinds him. Can't keep up with his lies. Can't realize he's the one documenting his own. Journey 365. How you gonna act like people make up the very shit you stream. You literal open book no matter how many times you scrawl over it and try and x shit out bro we still got the digital version bro. Thus 2022 not shit you did in 2012.
No way Phil paid him off behind the scenes. Phil is to broke and to far gone in pulls. And that dude don't strike me as the type to let his content be smothered but his subjects bribing him.
Maybe I'm wrong. Probaly.
Probably should just let this one go Phil. He's not the type to take shit out of context like the detractors do from time to time. He's not a stationarynigga or philzaniigar type. But your ego is gonna tip toe right into something that is gonna destroy you entirely. You're career cannot survive another video like DtRH. Those videos work so well on normies and fans of kohntent creators a like. You're poking a bear and the guy really isn't even nefarious.
Insulting the guys skills with research is a dumb dumb idea. He dosent put shit in his videos that isn't concrete. He includes context in its entirety and a plethora of ways for the viewer to research themselves. The dude is more of a biographical creator than documentarian. He isn't out there creating a narrative. He's just putting yours on paper.
I've always admired that dudes videos because rarely does he put himself before the content.
He's obviously afraid of this but I don't think he realizes what he's tip toeing around trying to get head of it. You're just giving a pretty decent guy internet drama wise ammunition to actually be an asshole.
I hope Phil hits the goal and that shit drops live as he's sitting down to watch the 1st. The meltdown would be off the charts. Parts of me wonder if Fredrick has been waiting for just this very possibility.
Even the most in the middle people got their breaking point and a guy like Phil insinuating such bullshit to protect his own ego would make anyone tip towards the asshole side.
I hope it happens. Phil deserves that.
He doesn't want it to happen because it cannot happen. He knows that. He's been dreading the possibility ever day since the first one. Problem his is ego and greed blinds him. Can't keep up with his lies. Can't realize he's the one documenting his own. Journey 365. How you gonna act like people make up the very shit you stream. You literal open book no matter how many times you scrawl over it and try and x shit out bro we still got the digital version bro. Thus 2022 not shit you did in 2012.
No way Phil paid him off behind the scenes. Phil is to broke and to far gone in pulls. And that dude don't strike me as the type to let his content be smothered but his subjects bribing him.
Maybe I'm wrong. Probaly.
YokuNamaTwo
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I don't think a Part 2 is gonna happen. I mean why would that guy waste his time? He makes very good documentaries on some interesting obscure subjects. Phil is just obscure. Plus he doesn't strike me as a guy to make a video that is going to make people hate someone, and there's no way he could make an update on Phil without getting more people to hate him no matter how factually objective he was.
There's just no nice way of saying things like:
"DSP was secretly dating a woman, including flying her in and out while saying how he didn't have time to cook himself his own meals during his 2 hour break."
"DSP made a fundraiser to pay his taxes, 2 weeks later, he moved the woman in."
"DSP told his fans he wanted to see his parents who he believed were dying and held another fundraiser, he and the woman flew out and got surprisingly married and borrowed more money despite the looming medical issues. Phil believe they might have."
"DSP held a Halloween special with his now wife and even though she said she had somewhere to be, DSP said the trolls upset her is the reason she left and was never seen again."
"DSP held a fundraiser to pay another bill but said he would reveal something positive for the streams, he revealed he had a cat for months."
Like.... I am struggling to remember a purely positive thing that happened in Phil's life the last 5 years outside of hitting the tips goal for his stream and all that comes up is meeting his wife and buying a cat... which were both wrapped up in scams and lies. The bankruptcy was even approved because of a lie.
I'm sure Fred knows he has a great responsibility to the people he covers and I don't think that rabbit hole is worth it to go back down unless he really wants to. Plus, I'm sure Phil is emailing him as we speak begging him not to make the video lmaooooo.... After saying the guy made a decent unbiased video of him he hears he's making a part 2 and gets immediately defensive. "THE LAST 5 YEARS ARE COMPLETE LIES AND BULLSHIT." No, Phil.. its just your last 5 years of scumbaggery completely trumps the years already covered before and the "I'VE CHANGED" excuse isn't gonna work.
Wing Zero
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If you ever needed more proof that Phil and Kat are in a loveless marriage and are simply using each other to prop up their sad lives, that's probably the eternal go-to example.
YokuNamaTwo
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My go-to is the fact they both forgot their anniversary just 3 years in and Phil had to be reminded by some random guy on the internet mere days after his week long birthday
Also the fact that she's been a ghost for over 3 years now.
Cave Johnson
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I always used to just read about Phil every once in a while or watch a youtube video about him, but never actually watched any of his content. Holy shit, the snort thing is not just a meme is it? He does it all the time and it is the most disgusting sound I've ever heard. Like how could anyone be in the same room with him for longer than an hour without going insane.
Also, I get I'm a newfag but how long do I have to have a moderator approve every single post?
Also, I get I'm a newfag but how long do I have to have a moderator approve every single post?
QwahlityKahntent
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watched memeology's vid cause he was just unwatchable today...more so than usual
So DSP doesn't like the bosses cause they don't sit down, call you over and give you a rundown of every move they do in the order they do it and how much damage it does which means they really ran out of ideas in this game. It's the game's fault that he keeps trying to face tank things and gets one shot. It's not valid gameplay or a challenge cause he can't facetank it on the horse and the game expects him to dodge with this build that is based around the blasphomus blade that DOESN'T use the sword art which is the whole point to having the blade.
fucking hell...
Phil, are you a barely, like bare minimum functioning retard? I have to ask.
So DSP doesn't like the bosses cause they don't sit down, call you over and give you a rundown of every move they do in the order they do it and how much damage it does which means they really ran out of ideas in this game. It's the game's fault that he keeps trying to face tank things and gets one shot. It's not valid gameplay or a challenge cause he can't facetank it on the horse and the game expects him to dodge with this build that is based around the blasphomus blade that DOESN'T use the sword art which is the whole point to having the blade.
fucking hell...
Phil, are you a barely, like bare minimum functioning retard? I have to ask.
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If Knudsen does another, it's going to suck because he won't break down Phil's begging. Other than that, what is there to dissect about current Phil? His wife that hasn't been seen for 3 years? A cat?