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[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I think he'd leap at the opportunity- this may be the only opportunity he gets for years to make physical contact with a woman.
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I wonder if the TSA agent can politely decline, or if they'd get reprimanded?

 

[AfghanBlue]

FTFY, frond.

Idk man, Ken dolls are pretty buff, and they can actually stand up on their feet, unlike Barbie, and Kev.

@0 1 was right after all RE ‘Slamming their crotches like Barbie’, oafter all, only:

Expectation
Reality

 

[Law]

I think he'd leap at the opportunity- this may be the only opportunity he gets for years to make physical contact with a woman.
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Imagine being a troon TSA officer, attempting to use your job to creep on women, and you have to search Kevin instead.

 

[AssignedEva]

If I still lived in London and had no life or respect for the rules on cow tipping, I woudl keep an eye on when Kevs flight time is, bet on the fact that Steph is going to pick up Kev, and put an ominous kiwi fruit on the doorstep (thanks dox) to greet them on their return.


You’re on Terf Island now bitch.

It would be a useful omen for “Steph” too, if he hasn’t already got a pretty bad dose of reality on the way back from the airport of KEVIRL.

It would be like The Birds, just keep leaving them outside, on the windowsills, more replacing them every time.

That would likely cause a breakdown so severe Kev would immediately become a burden on the NHS, making his dreams come true

As amusing it would be, we'll be getting a massive batch of organic home grown milk from Kevin's visit, no artificial intervention needed.

I'm not sure how things will go over the next month but:

1. Kevin is still doing his best 2020 impression (besides furcons) while Omicron XE is spreading like wildfire here and there are zero covid rules (plus imagine if he tests positive before his return flight)
2. There's protests going on about trans conversion therapy and Boris is probably going to make more trans comments to distract from his ongoing political scandal, so Kevin is likely going to see a hecking transphobia on the front pages of newspapers that are literally in every shop or tube station
3. Kevin is going to be in an unfamiliar place with unfamiliar food and nobody he actually knows there, and has no way to escape to be by himself - and will have to spend an entire week coming up with excuses why he won't have sex with his girlfriend
4. Kevin has variously claimed to be scared of thunder, leaving his room and going shopping, but is heading to a city with 26 times the population density of Westcliffe
5. Kevin has notoriously bad impulse control but will be somewhere very expensive, and his grifting will be difficult due to international banking fees (assuming his card doesn't get auto-blocked as a fraud alert, which happens all the time to American tourists) so may struggle with being broke and unable to self-soothe with impulse purchases
6. Instead of being chauffeured around by Penny, Kevin will have to walk or use public transport
7. Kevin will have no unfettered access to his gaming rig or consoles, and besides his phone, would only be able to use his "girlfriend's" equipment when "she" isn't using it (if there is actually a gaming rig or console in that flat)
8. Kevin may unironically get street harassed or stared down by people in his "girlfriend's" local area (I'm hopeful he comes across a Nigerian granny or at least gets called "bossman" by a Turkish man in a takeaway)
9. Kevin, an autist at the best of times, will not navigate the UK well, whether that's using the tube, dealing with British customer service, or basic street smarts (e.g. don't walk around with your phone out on the side of the pavement in case a moped gang snatches it) and best of all -
10. Kevin is notoriously conflict avoidant and so will dump all his cope and seethe onto Twitter because he's not going to say or so anything in real life

Kevin may have accidentally trapped himself in a Hell of his own making and I for one cannot wait.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Imagine being a troon TSA officer, attempting to use your job to creep on women, and you have to search Kevin instead.

I now hope the TSA officer posts about the absolute hon unit he/she had to pat down at some point.

You know the dude's got a greasy, fatty odor that won't wash off easily- and that's before you even address the potential amhole and body odor combo.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

You can't wash Kev's odour off your body. You have to wait for the skin to die.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I wonder if the TSA agent can politely decline, or if they'd get reprimanded?

I'd quit on the spot if I had to pat down Kev.

 

[Old Fart]

I was thinking, if Kevin boards the flight in his inflatable shirt

...but forgets about the difference in air pressure

He will hilariously explode in mid-air

and the IATA will have to add inflatable toys to its never-ending list of forbidden items.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This trip might unexpectedly be the nail in the coffin for his sponging off the Tranch.

Kev will leave, and there will be no negative difference in terms of productivity or good vibes- things will actually be notably less messy and stressy, without him.

Maybe an Outside Troon will get the chance to take his place inside for a bit, and work his arse off to prove his keep inside- clean the bathroom, do some organising, cook dinner a few nights- maybe do soemthing useful in the room that houses the massive collection of Troonsformers- even if it’s just sitting using a laptop in there, fundraising or designing some stuff to bring in some donations for the Tranch, using it as an office to make some agricultural plans- basically just contributing, making the best of a space that is taken up by a selfish man child, will be a shocking snatch of What Could Be.. and what is.
People get used to shit treatment from a partner, shit situations, being sponged off- it only becomes jarringly clear , when the situation suddenly changes- and it’s about to happen. And not because Kevs off in hospital or doing soemthing for someone else- he’s off having an International jaunt, shagging other people, to boot- supposedly anyway.

AND he’ll be annoyingly tweeting bitching the whole way through- as well as likely begging attention and support in texts nonstop, when rude Terf islanders constantly disrespect the troongrind.

It could become very clear just what a drain Kev is- a little more space in the always occupied bedroom so Penny has a place to relax, physically and emotionally drained after a hard day of digging mass alpaca graves;
coming back to a nice peaceful bedroom that don’t stink of amhole, not having to talk Kev down from whatever has provoked a tard rage on twitter that day.

Kev will eventually breeze back in- stressed from his trip, tired, sulky and demanding, and land like a bomb into the house which has been getting on very nicely without him:
the next little mess he makes- the next skid mark in the toilet or greasy dish left blocking the sink- the next twitter REEE that interrupts their trying to get some work done, or chill after it: no matter how small, will feel like an absolute slap in the face after the intermittent period of peace -

The very second he takes his foot out of the door/his arse off their floor, his fate is sealed, and the wheels start turning for his eventual booting from the Tranch.

The power of Terf Island to poison the wells of Troonery, is indeed a complex and beautiful beast.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This trip might unexpectedly be the nail in the coffin for his sponging off the Tranch.

Kev will leave, and there will be no actual difference in terms of productivity or good vibes- apart from that things will just be a little less messy and stressy, sans kevin.

Maybe an Outside Troon will get the chance to take his place inside for a bite and work his arse off to prove his keep inside- clean the bathroom, do some organising, cook dinner a few nights:

It could become very clear just what a drain Kev is- a little more space in the always occupied bedroom so Penny has a place to relax after a hard day of digging mass alpaca graves, coming back to a nice peaceful bedroom that don’t stink of amhole and have to talk Kev down from whatever has provoked a tard rage on twitter that day.

Kev will eventually breeze back in- stressed from his trip, tired and demanding, and land like a bomb into the house which has been getting on very nicely without him.
Second he takes his foot out of the door, his fate is sealed, and the wheels start turning for his eventual booting from the Tranch.

The power of Terf Island to poison the wells of Troonery, is indeed a complex and beautiful beast.

Have you seem the tranch living conditions coupled with what they shovel down their gobs every night? Kevin missing for a week or two will hardly matter. Even the tranchers who live in trailers or crap shacks still choose to live like goblins willingly.

 

[Law]

This trip might unexpectedly be the nail in the coffin for his sponging off the Tranch.

You're assuming that Penny, a man who cut off his balls, blew through a free 100k in months, and abandoned his child and his child's mother to pursue a sexual fetish, thinks logically and understands cause and effect.
He's never gonna kick Kevin out. Kevin's already done everything he could possibly do to get kicked out, and Penny just stands there.
If Penny notices that life is easier without Kevin around, he won't take that information to its logical conclusion and get rid of Kevin, because he never takes any information to its logical conclusion.
Kevin is his favorite pet troon, and everyone knows it. Kevin will mooch forever as the Tranch crumbles around him.

 

[AfghanBlue]

You're assuming that Penny, a man who cut off his balls, blew through a free 100k in months, and abandoned his child and his child's mother to pursue a sexual fetish, thinks logically and understands cause and effect.
He's never gonna kick Kevin out. Kevin's already done everything he could possibly do to get kicked out, and Penny just stands there.
If Penny notices that life is easier without Kevin around, he won't take that information to its logical conclusion and get rid of Kevin, because he never takes any information to its logical conclusion.
Kevin is his favorite pet troon, and everyone knows it. Kevin will mooch forever as the Tranch crumbles around him.

Ah.. I get mixed up with the Tranch members see, I thought there might be one main character at least who had less degenerate achievements to his name-

BUT surely, they will at least get bored with each other?

He clearly has no loyalty, to like, his supposed beloved wife or children; surely kevs novelty will wear out?

How long has this lasted, so far?


There seems to be at least that one they have on their house renovation crew, who’s seems to be quite on the level - the only non full troon I think;
If he can get himself and his comparative work ethic into position it could show Kev up.

I assumed there would be more of them but I suppose I am being optimistic - that one guy tho, if he, or another one like him takes the chance, it could ruin Kev.
Turns out the chance of there being anyone capable of doing this on the Tranch is more vanishingly small than I thought, but there’s still a little chance

 

[Law]

How long has this lasted, so far?

4 years. I believe Kevin moved to the Tranch in 2018, soon after Penny founded it with Bonnie's mom's money.
(Fellow spergs please correct me if I'm wrong).

There seems to be at least that one they have on their house renovation crew, who’s seems to be quite on the level - the only non full troon I think;
If he can get himself and his comparative work ethic into position it could show Kev up.

I believe that's charming school-shooter Jarrod. He's kept his dick and balls so far.

There's also the blonde outside troon. He could be a contender. He seems ambitious after appearing in the clown tent photos.

 

[AfghanBlue]

4 years. I believe Kevin moved to the Tranch in 2018, soon after Penny founded it with Bonnie's mom's money.
(Fellow spergs please correct me if I'm wrong).

I believe that's charming school-shooter Jarrod. He's kept his dick and balls so far.

There's also the blonde outside troon. He could be a contender. He seems ambitious after appearing in the clown tent photos.

So we are just over half way on the 7 year itch; and considering that these are like half-people, I think Kevs day might be dawning..

OUTSIDE TROONS, AWAKEN!

 

[Oxyjen]

There's also the blonde outside troon. He could be a contender. He seems ambitious after appearing in the clown tent photos.

Do you have an ID for that one? I was trying to track down who’s still actually present at the tranch, over on that thread. I found 666dirtwitch and windypuppywench (both blonde I think) both left in the last month or two.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

So we are just over half way on the 7 year itch; and considering these are like half-people, I think Kevs day might be dawning..

OUTSIDE TROONS, AWAKEN!

Plot twist: The outside troons were in league with Earl the whole time. They have been working to bring down the Tranch from as close as the inside as they can since I know none of them are actually allowed inside the house.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Plot twist: The outside troons were in league with Earl the whole time. They have been working to bring down the Tranch from as close as the inside as they can since I know none of them are actually allowed inside the house.

@The Elusive Earl confirm, deny, neither? WAS HAVING PABLO BIGASSO LEAVE PART OF YOUR PLAN?

 

[whateverusernem12]

So we are just over half way on the 7 year itch; and considering that these are like half-people, I think Kevs day might be dawning..

OUTSIDE TROONS, AWAKEN!

It would never happen. I think you're mistake is viewing them through the lens of a traditional relationship. Kev does not fulfill the same needs to Penny that a lover is supposed to. He's like some weird parasite that has a symbiotic relationship with Penny.

It's fun to assume, but theirs a lot we simply don't know that's going on in the tranch behind closed doors. We don't even know if the tranch will still be around in a year now that boner got that bpd pussy and is in desperate need of cash. It's fun to meme and hypothesize but we have to remember that the tranch is deep in the red. It is not a profitable business and they don't own the land they barely get by and that's with Kevs help with his occasional ranch grifts. Which we don't know how much value they attach to that. Because again normal people don't think it's a good idea to run off into the desert to start an alpaca ranch and then complain on Twitter about ex navy seal/transphobe/very real Earl thats killing all the alpacas in the dead of night when things predictably dont work out. For all we know they value kev over the manual labor troons. Because of his ability to bring in much needed cash infusions to their failing buisness. They are not operating on any type of sound decion making framework.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

@The Elusive Earl confirm, deny, neither? WAS HAVING PABLO BIGASSO LEAVE PART OF YOUR PLAN?

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

For you.