Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Cocktimus prime]

Here are clips of Ralph sperging out on Metokur and him admit on flagging Flamenco.
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Lmao he seems slightly more lucid here than usual maybe the horse got him too sober up for a day

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ralph has such a weird quirk where he bounces when excited. It reminds me of the pain elemental from Doom Eternal.

I wonder if he’s in constant agony the way they are?

 

[thismanlies]

Is it possible this is a woman moment for Ralph?

This is way beyond a woman moment. Everything I saw Ralph do tonight puts him squarely into psycho bitch territory. In fact, the reason why I believe he can't attack Jim without attacking Jade is because he's insanely jealous of her for taking his Jake Gyllenhaal away from him.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

This is way beyond a woman moment. Everything I saw Ralph do tonight puts him squarely into psycho bitch territory. In fact, the reason why I believe he can't attack Jim without attacking Jade is because he's insanely jealous of her for taking his Jake Gyllenhaal away from him.

This is his Jealous Karen arc.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph is just an eternally angry trailer fat woman that rides the mobility scooter at walmart. He takes the crying thing way too literal (although its hard to tell with his beady little pig eyes covered with those dollar tree shades) while being ignorant of his own bitching about jim for like 30 mins or so

 

[Berrakh]

Talk about 5 Star Days

 

[Niggernerd]

I genuinely wonder how much Rape-it Ralph verbally abuses horse face over Flamenco getting more views than him even though he's just stream sniping

 

[BlackDragoons]

Watching Ralph highlights just makes me realize he's the scummiest POS I ever seen that had walk the earth. He's the kind of guy that should be beaten if he ever leaves his cave.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

"I weren't crying like Jim said I done. But if you want to know the truth of it, I hope you die, Jim. I want to see the life leave your eyes and your fat wife weep as you descend to burn in hell, forever."

HUWYI DID YU LEAFE MEH, DADDE GYM? TO FUCK YO GREASY FAT COREAN SLUT? WE WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER! COME BACK DADDI GYM! I MISS YU
I don't know how to type like southern gentleman, but hey, it's an effort that counts

 

[Expendable Zaku]

HUWYI DID YU LEAFE MEH, DADDE GYM? TO FUCK YO GREASY FAT COREAN SLUT? WE WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER! COME BACK DADDI GYM! I MISS YU
I don't know how to type like southern gentleman, but hey, it's an effort that counts

Your West Memphis honky is dead to rights, sir.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Its so weird that he keeps talking about "Haha...we all know the Ralphamale ain't shooting blanks. I walk past women and they get pregnant."

Dude, you're nearly 40 years old. Having 2 children is not some mind blowing achievement unless he's claiming those are the only two times he had sex lol

100% success rate for the ralphamale

 

[Niggernerd]

Watching Ralph highlights just makes me realize he's the scummiest POS I ever seen that had walk the earth. He's the kind of guy that should be beaten if he ever leaves his cave.

The blaze security should have done their job

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

This is way beyond a woman moment. Everything I saw Ralph do tonight puts him squarely into psycho bitch territory. In fact, the reason why I believe he can't attack Jim without attacking Jade is because he's insanely jealous of her for taking his Jake Gyllenhaal away from him.

100% he goes after Jade because he's jealous of her.

It wasn't long ago he let slip that Jade is a "trophy wife" for Metokur. Kinda takes away from her being fat and ugly when Ralph thinks she's a trophy haha

 

[King Ethanol Liver Ralph]

100% he goes after Jade because he's jealous of her.

It wasn't long ago he let slip that Jade is a "trophy wife" for Metokur. Kinda takes away from her being fat and ugly when Ralph thinks she's a trophy haha

Well to be fair, have you seen the women he goes after?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

All the tweets
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And it's still fucking going, all it took was Jim making an offhand reference about Ralph to make Ralph spiral on stream.

Is it weird that I get a strong corn taste in my mouth when reading these?

 

[TyrasGuard]

The Gunt wobbles in anger as his Internet daddy thumbs better looking chicks than him

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

All the tweets
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And it's still fucking going, all it took was Jim making an offhand reference about Ralph to make Ralph spiral on stream.

Damn.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1514879995008765953

Anybody up for the challenge? My drawings are rage pig quality (IE I suck) so I'm out

 

[Least Concern]

Did anyone happen to capture and archive that Flam stream? I was planning on backgrounding it tomorrow while working.

 

[Fannyscum]

Jim continues to roast pig:


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