DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Michael Janke]

this is speculation, but what do you think will happen when phil dies. let's be honest, phil is not outliving his parents and he's definitly not outliving Kat, at this rate Jasper might outlive him. will there be a proper funeral for the pig, or will he be cremated when the time comes? I think if phil dies before his parents, he gets a proper funeral. if he somehow outlives his parents, Kat probably cremates him. If he somehow manages to outlive all 3 of them, he probably rots in his condo until a neighbor who's walking nearby notices the foul stench and his remains are handled by the state.

 

[actually]

I talked with Frederick with this whole situation, and what he told me is near identical to what Phil was talking about tonight. He (for now) has no interest on making a new video or being involved in any way with The Vortex. That's fine but me he is also was aware of Phil doing this for the money, but Phil didn't tell him that it was for a sub goal.

Phil asking to be part of a follow-up to that video or maybe a video or stream like that would not play out well for him he is getting desperate to keep his organic growth going.

Is Frederick aware that there's a bunch of information here, or does he have a vague idea of KF?

 

[Agent Proper]

Is Frederick aware that there's a bunch of information here, or does he have a vague idea of KF?

I would say he is aware of KF thanks to the Wings stuff. He sounded like he knows about Phil Favorite mobile game habits.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Goes on piss break, reads that chat somehow during his piss break, goes on banning spree. Tweet sent.

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I don't know if that's hilarious or just plain sad. His chat knew what he was doing, yet he has to control the narrative. You suck at lying, Phil. Even to yourself.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

I don't know if that's hilarious or just plain sad. His chat knew what he was doing, yet he has to control the narrative. You suck at lying, Phil. Even to yourself.

Whats even more hilarious is apparently if you tweet out the "zzz" emoji face with a bed next to it, thats a sneak diss and a bannable offense... even though he got up and left the stream for 10 mins.

Also:

Another bill... there's always another bill. The bill is next Wednesday on the 20th... guess when Youtube pays:



So again more guilt trip bullshit for no reason. Also, congratulations whales. You're officially responsible to give him enough money on his day off to go grocery shopping and go back to the animal shelter to secretly pick up Jasper's brother and tell you guys about him in 7 months.

 

[PieceofShet]

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Community Post is Copy Paste.

He deleted the community post.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I'm happy that Phil is so much different from this Twitch/Youtube streamers. Big ups chair!

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(Sorry for the audio glitch. I'm a dent.)

He wouldn't be DSP if he wasn't a complete hypocrite. Just add this to the list of "rules for thee, but not for me."

 

[Adebisi]

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Another bill... there's always another bill. The bill is next Wednesday on the 20th... guess when Youtube pays:

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So again more guilt trip bullshit for no reason. Also, congratulations whales. You're officially responsible to give him enough money on his day off to go grocery shopping and go back to the animal shelter to secretly pick up Jasper's brother and tell you guys about him in 7 months.

Taxes have this dude so scared right now. He is out of fucken control right now.

Fun side note he deleted the begging message he put on his community tab after stream went down.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

lol, a bill that over $200 that Phil DOESN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S FOR that's due on Wednesday. Please lie harder, Phil.

He deleted the community post.

Sounds like someone's scared of being caught by Youtube. Better stop with the beg for likes to be safe, Phil.

I talked with Frederick with this whole situation, and what he told me is near identical to what Phil was talking about tonight. He (for now) has no interest on making a new video or being involved in any way with The Vortex. That's fine but me he is also was aware of Phil doing this for the money, but Phil didn't tell him that it was for a sub goal.

Phil asking to be part of a follow-up to that video or maybe a video or stream like that would not play out well for him he is getting desperate to keep his organic growth going.

Wait, you mean Phil purposely misled people in order to try and benefit from it? NO WAY!

 

[Crooked 16th]

I just find it convent that he is having slow streams right before he can go back to twitch and apply, Clearly the down the rabbit hole goal is also convent timing because at the rate he is going he won't hit it and it seems like he knows it won't happen.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Someone's hitting the gin hard tonight.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil can remember the due date and amount of a bill he has to pay, but not what the bill is for. Uh huh.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Lazy meme. Phil whilst playing Skyrim:

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Someone's hitting the gin hard tonight.

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What $37 in tips does to a MF

 

[Cataloons]

"I do not care about my wife's interests, I don't talk to her about her hobbies."

I have almost nothing to do with my shy housemate, but I still know basic "how was your day" bullshit. I know what she's studying at uni, I know the kinds of foods she likes, I know she likes Disney+. I've been living here for less than a year, but I seem to know more about a random housemate than Phil knows about his wife.

That's not living together, that's being "separated under one roof", at least in the communist haven of Australistan.

 

[Lazycunt]

I talked with Frederick with this whole situation, and what he told me is near identical to what Phil was talking about tonight. He (for now) has no interest on making a new video or being involved in any way with The Vortex. That's fine but me he is also was aware of Phil doing this for the money, but Phil didn't tell him that it was for a sub goal.

Phil asking to be part of a follow-up to that video or maybe a video or stream like that would not play out well for him he is getting desperate to keep his organic growth going.

I'm honestly just surprised phill hasn't tried putting words into his mouth yet

 

[scobra666]

Phil can remember the due date and amount of a bill he has to pay, but not what the bill is for. Uh huh.

Well he looked at his phone, so he had it written somewhere as just owe 200 Wednesday, just not what It's for very believable

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Message in the Daily Wrap video Phil surprisingly allowed.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

You know this nigga spent everytip he got under the sun right away because birthday cashtipmoney is meant to be spent wildly as possible.

Imagine being entitled to something called "birthday money". To him it's like a weird autistic yearly tax refund he is owed lol. To be used only in the most slovenly and pig headed way.

 

[TankMelee]

Message in the Daily Wrap video Phil surprisingly allowed.

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I absolutely hate this “variety” idea. DSP talks about his identity as a “variety” streamer so often I’m surprised it’s not in his Twitter bio. The only games he chooses to play are long-term narrative games; the more cutscenes the better. (With exceptions for new games and the rare Viewer’s Choice)

What this means is every game plays out the same: he solves the boring children’s puzzles and complains about the odd boss, clocks out after 2-3 hours, and expects to get paid by threading the needle between being friendly and needy so people open their wallets.

Real variety would be playing different genres and games which can’t be played while comatose. Maybe some multiplayer, possibly with viewers; high-skill or creative games. Now alotta peepul are asking for “variety” when they mean “entertainment,” so he’s going to find more walking sims on Gamepass that will stall like everything else.

Or maybe he’ll play Grounded again for survival-style gameplay. That has some chance of being different.