Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

High T Snake Oil will give you Sanpaku eyes apparently. Or not even, I think the fully whited out crazy eyes are called Shihaku.
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Is there anyone that actually believes that this is a viable way to sell a product? Feature some balding soy-face male with their mouth agape? Nothing communicates "High T" like whatever the fuck that facial expression is suppose to represent. Who comes up with this? Better yet who looks at this ad and shows any amount of interest?
 
Is there anyone that actually believes that this is a viable way to sell a product? Feature some balding soy-face male with their mouth agape? Nothing communicates "High T" like whatever the fuck that facial expression is suppose to represent. Who comes up with this? Better yet who looks at this ad and shows any amount of interest?
Because you're supposed to be a big enough coomer to know that "Johnny Sins" there is actually a male porn star who apparently (to my surprise) does straight porn.
 
Thats a troons voice, apparently.
I never would have guessed. He just sounds ESL to me.

For some reason I have a harder time hating anime figure collection as much as a funkopop one. Its all consoomerism in the end, but style wise some of the figures look pretty nice and I wouldn't mind having a few on my desk.
 
I never would have guessed. He just sounds ESL to me.


For some reason I have a harder time hating anime figure collection as much as a funkopop one. Its all consoomerism in the end, but style wise some of the figures look pretty nice and I wouldn't mind having a few on my desk.
What's weird is he's not even happy. He's just lived a kid's dream and he's just like "oh yeah, this one. I think it look like this because of X".
 
There's kids in the comments of those day in the life of videos convinced anyone actually lives like that. Maybe it's because I grew up with 2008 Youtube, but I'm hopeful they will become grumpy jaded adults just like me. Until then, off my lawn you little faggots.
Fat chance. These kids are being raised by spastics who 1. are retards themselves 2. believe everything they see on the internet 3. were never taught jackshit of fuckall by their parents like critical thinking, picking apart the media, asking questions about what they see. FFS. You've got nearly all people under 35 now, raised on the internet but infuckingcapable of looking for answers and using, I dunno, the collective knowledge of humanity in their pockets. 4. These lackwits think that it's the job of schools to teach all the above to their kids.

I love that you're hopeful, but hah. Don't hold your breath.

You think you're joking but you're not. Welcome to 2022.

WTAF did I even just read there? WTF was that turgid pile of shite?

Seriously, are any Farmers lobotmomised? Can we wheel them in here to translate if so?
 
For some reason I have a harder time hating anime figure collection as much as a funkopop one. Its all consoomerism in the end, but style wise some of the figures look pretty nice and I wouldn't mind having a few on my desk.
I'd prefer maybe 1-2 anime plushies. Figures are really not my thing, unless you want to be labelled as a degenerate.
 
I never would have guessed. He just sounds ESL to me.


For some reason I have a harder time hating anime figure collection as much as a funkopop one. Its all consoomerism in the end, but style wise some of the figures look pretty nice and I wouldn't mind having a few on my desk.
Funko Pops are absolute zero. The rock bottom of collectibles. The platonic ideal of plastic trash. They have zero artistry and zero aesthetic appeal, and their value is judged on the condition of the box and the sticker it has on it, because you’re not meant to ever take it out of its plastic prison.

Figures/statues (anime or not) have an incredibly wide range, you have cheap and shitty ones, and you have really nice-looking, well-painted ones. On the high end, a figure can be appreciated for its artistic value, even if you have no emotional connection to the character it represents. Funko is… not that. Funko Pops offer no intrinsic value other than being bug-eyed, soulless reflections of popular culture, sanding away all the details that make things unique and forcing them into identical bobble-head vessels.

There is literally no creature on this earth that occupies a position lower than the Funko Pop collector.
 
More "muh fab day" bullshit because I'm weirdly fascinated with these.
In the way you stare at a semi taking out a subcompact car that is... where you just stare for a second in disbelief

Sales at google... 9:30 to 4:30 and "SO DRAINED GUISE!"


Also, what is it with these bug people working out of conference rooms?
Is this some kind of flex in lieu of having an actual office because you don't wanna show that you don't even have a cubicle but just a desk in an open floorplan office?

"Day in the life as a googler"


Bland, uninspired and empty - just like that person's soul!
 
For some reason I have a harder time hating anime figure collection as much as a funkopop one. Its all consoomerism in the end, but style wise some of the figures look pretty nice and I wouldn't mind having a few on my desk.
What's weird is he's not even happy. He's just lived a kid's dream and he's just like "oh yeah, this one. I think it look like this because of X".
I'd prefer maybe 1-2 anime plushies. Figures are really not my thing, unless you want to be labelled as a degenerate.
Palate cleanser: This gramma who loves visual novels talking about Steins;Gate. She has timestamped sections where she gushes about her Kurisu and Mayuri figures.

You think you're joking but you're not. Welcome to 2022.

Seriously, are any Farmers lobotmomised? Can we wheel them in here to translate if so?
Translation of that overview:
"Darkest Academia" ("Gothic Academia", "Goth Academia") is an aesthetic style used for art, fashion, etc. which incorporates elements traditionally associated with the "Goth" subculture as well as the more modern "Academia" style (itself inspired by a idealization of private schools and the like, possibly originating from the popularity of Harry Potter).​
The color palate and accessories most common to art and fashion associated with this aesthetic leans more to the "goth" side, while the fashion styles and architecture in which art/stories are set learns more into the "academic" style.​

Ed. Note - Unironically, think Enoby Darkness Dementia Ravenway's fashion sense in My Immortal
 
Palate cleanser: This gramma who loves visual novels talking about Steins;Gate. She has timestamped sections where she gushes about her Kurisu and Mayuri figures.



Translation of that overview:
"Darkest Academia" ("Gothic Academia", "Goth Academia") is an aesthetic style used for art, fashion, etc. which incorporates elements traditionally associated with the "Goth" subculture as well as the more modern "Academia" style (itself inspired by a idealization of private schools and the like, possibly originating from the popularity of Harry Potter).​
The color palate and accessories most common to art and fashion associated with this aesthetic leans more to the "goth" side, while the fashion styles and architecture in which art/stories are set learns more into the "academic" style.​

Ed. Note - Unironically, think Enoby Darkness Dementia Ravenway's fashion sense in My Immortal
So 18 year old retards, nearly always girls off to do some retarded useless soft degree at a liberal arts shit hole think they invented goff, then?
 
Yeah shoe collections are some of the dumbest things I've ever seen, but even worst are parents that buy their young kid really expensive shoes and get mad when they get dirty

Some of the worst consumers are Lego collectors, especially when it's combined with other consumerist hobbies
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And the ultimate form of consumerism, expensive colleges for a mediocre job
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Lego scalpers and consoomers are getting fucking horrible these past 2years in terms of how they operate. So many fucking used lego have spiked in price to the point a small shop by me that's basically a hobby store that specializes in buying and selling used lego parts has disclaimers on it's windows and inside about "rising prices online" being responsible for them having to raise their own prices. Some of the shit in there now goes by online scalper prices, the worst kind too. I'm talking 70 dollars for Lego jabba and 100 for lego palpatine kinda prices.
At least I can kinda understand WHY the star wars lego prices started spiking, it's because scalpers saw the new game coming out and via "market speculation" shit bought up all the cheaper listings. It's not just those this shits happening to though. I found out recently one of the rock raiders minifgs recently vanished from the internet save for 6 sellers or so all charging $300-$870 for it for some fucking reason despite it being from a $2 set or some shit like that. One that literally just only came with the figure and a stand, and wasn't hard to come by. That shit HAS to purely be due to reddit "value speculator" types like the random hike on the powerless nuva bionicle mask variants from the bohrok kal blind boxes. Those went from like $3-10 to $700 for all of them but the miru a year or two ago and it's entirely tied to the "RARE/OBSCURE LEGO!!!!!!" consoomer types that don't know basic ass facts or lie to try and flip shit or get clout.
 
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Also, what is it with these bug people working out of conference rooms?
Is this some kind of flex in lieu of having an actual office because you don't wanna show that you don't even have a cubicle but just a desk in an open floorplan office?
It’s not a flex, they have no choice as no one below Vice President gets their own office nowadays. They go to meeting rooms in order to not piss off all of their coworkers by having a call at their desks.

The other video is just showing off that Google has free food and a game room. It’s clearly an intern or new grad judging by the fact that no one gets excited about their office fish tank after the first day or brags about taking a train and walking through a lobby.
 
It’s not a flex, they have no choice as no one below Vice President gets their own office nowadays. They go to meeting rooms in order to not piss off all of their coworkers by having a call at their desks.

The other video is just showing off that Google has free food and a game room. It’s clearly an intern or new grad judging by the fact that no one gets excited about their office fish tank after the first day or brags about taking a train and walking through a lobby.
She didn't even sound excited about the fish tank which adds tothe alien nature of it all. Not even a mild amusement reaction just the same monotonous "THING WAS HERE YOU GUYS AND THING WAS HERE ALSOOOO" kind of delivery. Maybe they're reading off a script or something I dunno it's just really fucking weird and inhuman feeling. Like even if you're used to a fishtank being there after the initial "woah" moment there's usually a sort of mild form of amusement from watching the fish themselves or being assigned tot take care of the fish or some shit like that. What kind of soulless corporate tickbox mentality do you gotta have to just glaze over the fish in a way that she did?
 
It’s not a flex, they have no choice as no one below Vice President gets their own office nowadays. They go to meeting rooms in order to not piss off all of their coworkers by having a call at their desks.

I am well aware that they all just sit in an open floor office. Just find it amusing how they try to romanticize it... their whole corporate existence that is.
Doubly so because I have my own office at work - but that's doing work all these overpaid NPCs probably consider oh-so-far beneath them... LOL.
 
Also, what is it with these bug people working out of conference rooms?
Is this some kind of flex in lieu of having an actual office because you don't wanna show that you don't even have a cubicle but just a desk in an open floorplan office?
It's the hip new thing in bugpeople cities. Real estate is so expensive that renting out actual office space in more or less impossible and so shared office space tries to fill the void. Open floor plan, no privacy or personal space provided by cubicle walls, and more often than not multiple companies sharing the same floor. Like a traditional office but even more miserable, and bugpeople defend it.

PS: Not gonna lie, if I was allowed to have a fish tank at my desk I would have probably tried to tough it out at my last office job.
 
It's the hip new thing in bugpeople cities. Real estate is so expensive that renting out actual office space in more or less impossible and so shared office space tries to fill the void. Open floor plan, no privacy or personal space provided by cubicle walls, and more often than not multiple companies sharing the same floor. Like a traditional office but even more miserable, and bugpeople defend it.

PS: Not gonna lie, if I was allowed to have a fish tank at my desk I would have probably tried to tough it out at my last office job.
That’s not the case for Google, they’ve spent over $10 billion on real estate in NYC alone. It’s a choice on their part, management at a lot of companies loves open plans for the little people while they themselves get offices, or in Google’s case, entire buildings to themselves. Also, that fish tank is clearly in a lounge area far away from the desk farms.
She didn't even sound excited about the fish tank which adds tothe alien nature of it all. Not even a mild amusement reaction just the same monotonous "THING WAS HERE YOU GUYS AND THING WAS HERE ALSOOOO" kind of delivery. Maybe they're reading off a script or something I dunno it's just really fucking weird and inhuman feeling. Like even if you're used to a fishtank being there after the initial "woah" moment there's usually a sort of mild form of amusement from watching the fish themselves or being assigned tot take care of the fish or some shit like that. What kind of soulless corporate tickbox mentality do you gotta have to just glaze over the fish in a way that she did?
I think that’s just how the TikTok meme goes. You’re supposed to sound bored and disinterested at the “awesome” stuff because it is such a normal everyday thing for you. Your viewers are supposed to be excited, not you as that’s beneath you. The idea is like how no one is excited because they have an electric toothbrush instead of a manual one. To someone who has never seen one before, it is impressive, but to someone who uses one every day it isn’t even worth mentioning that they use one.
 
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That’s not the case for Google, they’ve spent over $10 billion on real estate in NYC alone. It’s a choice on their part, management at a lot of companies loves open plans for the little people while they themselves get offices, or in Google’s case, entire buildings to themselves. Also, that fish tank is clearly in a lounge area far away from the desk farms.
I'll be real with you, i didn't actually watch the video. My sanity won't allow it.
 
That is a surprisingly anemic game room for a place like Google. I worked a shitty blue collar job at one point that had a better one than that, and there were always a number of guys in there playing Smash Bros. The one in that video is dead as fuck.
 
That is a surprisingly anemic game room for a place like Google. I worked a shitty blue collar job at one point that had a better one than that, and there were always a number of guys in there playing Smash Bros. The one in that video is dead as fuck.
If what I've heard about Google's work culture is true everybody's probably so busy crunching that they don't have time for vidya even when it's conveniently right there. That or they've got Steam at their desk computers.
 
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