Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

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In a Friday morning installment of Ukraine Lies About Absolutely Everything™ - the Russians are so not busy doing anything in Mariupol that they're digging up random bodies and incinerating them in the 100% real, totally not made up mobile crematoriums.

Just like every other claim from Ukrainian officials, the BBC is unable to independently verify that the Russian holocaust on wheels is actually occuring, but they print the story regardless as it's more important to maintain the narrative than to report the truth.
In an age of mobile devices in every hand, it's amazing how it can't be verified.
 
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In a Friday morning installment of Ukraine Lies About Absolutely Everything™ - the Russians are so not busy doing anything in Mariupol that they're digging up random bodies and incinerating them in the 100% real, totally not made up mobile crematoriums.

Just like every other claim from Ukrainian officials, the BBC is unable to independently verify that the Russian holocaust on wheels is actually occuring, but they print the story regardless as it's more important to maintain the narrative than to report the truth.
That's not unreasonable, is it?. Try burying someone in your front yard and see how the police react. Christ knows what they are smoking at the BBC if they think that's fucking normal.
 
Dude, I never knew whitepills were actually cocaine.
They're not. Also coke blows.
No, man. Nato won't be around in 100 years time because the US will either have broken up into successor states, or have been long priced out of the GloboCop game, or both.
We are exiting the global cop game directly. We have learned from corporations that contracting that job out is much more efficient. Israel mastered this a long time ago and so did Iran.
There's only so many trillion dollar stimmies before the economy ends up like a no-longer-freshly dead hooker in the trunk of Hunter Biden's car. It's been an interesting experiment trying to maintain absolute planetary hegemony
it's impossible to achieve and I think we are passing that off to China because we know it's a grenade and we're happy letting it be someone else's problem. I think we won't collapse because we recognize what will happen if we keep going.
while debasing the currency, getting into more debt than the rest of the solar system, importing infinity immigrants and frantically offshoring the productive sectors of the economy and turning China into a superpower. But it's not built to last.
We are about to ditch the dollar, get very nationalistic and leave the rest of the world holding the bag. I don't like any of this. I think it's fucking horrible but I also think it's the US government's plan. I also think it's going to work.

On the note of collapsing empires, the CCP is 101 years old...
 
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I get what you're saying; NATO without the US is not worth having. Though I wouldn't rule out a regional EU military alliance anyway.

Oh no, the yuros may actually need to pay for their own defense. Time to suck it, frenchie/kraut/bong.
Brits pay for.thwir own defence you spastic
They have their own nuclear weapons and nuclear submarines which patrol most the planet, you pay them to let them host your army not the other way around.
 
The sky over Tula. Something big is coming
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This looks like an aerial refueling exercise. Nothing is going to happen. Yet. Putin probably realized his generals have been lying to him about training. Why spend the fuel on a training exercise when you could say you did the training and pocket the money for the fuel yourself.

So now the Russian Air Force is training for the war AFTER the war starts. Many such stories.
 
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This is either;

- Vatniks chimping out over the sinking of the Moskva (which would also correlate with the increased bombing campaign yesterday and today)
- Russia is so confident in their superiority over the skies of eastern Ukraine that they're now flying in these faggot formations and are getting ready to bomb the hohols in the Donbas to oblivion
- Preparations for the major offensive in Donbas, and was meant to take place no matter what happened
- Putin has ordered a large shipment of bananas to the Kremlin

in any case, lulz will be had for everyone watching.

While I was writing this post, news came out that Mariupol just got shitted on by high altitude bombers.
 
This is either;

- Vatniks chimping out over the sinking of the Moskva (which would also correlate with the increased bombing campaign yesterday and today)
- Russia is so confident in their superiority over the skies of eastern Ukraine that they're now flying in these faggot formations and are getting ready to bomb the hohols in the Donbas to oblivion
- Preparations for the major offensive in Donbas, and was meant to take place no matter what happened
- Putin has ordered a large shipment of bananas to the Kremlin

in any case, lulz will be had for everyone watching.

While I was writing this post, news came out that Mariupol just got shitted on by high altitude bombers.
Carpet bombing it is then

It is time to bring some democracy from the sky.
 
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