Is there anyone that actually believes that this is a viable way to sell a product? Feature some balding soy-face male with their mouth agape? Nothing communicates "High T" like whatever the fuck that facial expression is suppose to represent. Who comes up with this? Better yet who looks at this ad and shows any amount of interest?
Because you're supposed to be a big enough coomer to know that "Johnny Sins" there is actually a male porn star who apparently (to my surprise) does straight porn.
I never would have guessed. He just sounds ESL to me.
For some reason I have a harder time hating anime figure collection as much as a funkopop one. Its all consoomerism in the end, but style wise some of the figures look pretty nice and I wouldn't mind having a few on my desk.
What's weird is he's not even happy. He's just lived a kid's dream and he's just like "oh yeah, this one. I think it look like this because of X".
Fat chance. These kids are being raised by spastics who 1. are retards themselves 2. believe everything they see on the internet 3. were never taught jackshit of fuckall by their parents like critical thinking, picking apart the media, asking questions about what they see. FFS. You've got nearly all people under 35 now, raised on the internet but infuckingcapable of looking for answers and using, I dunno, the collective knowledge of humanity in their pockets. 4. These lackwits think that it's the job of schools to teach all the above to their kids.
WTAF did I even just read there? WTF was that turgid pile of shite?
I'd prefer maybe 1-2 anime plushies. Figures are really not my thing, unless you want to be labelled as a degenerate.
Funko Pops are absolute zero. The rock bottom of collectibles. The platonic ideal of plastic trash. They have zero artistry and zero aesthetic appeal, and their value is judged on the condition of the box and the sticker it has on it, because you’re not meant to ever take it out of its plastic prison.
Palate cleanser: This gramma who loves visual novels talking about Steins;Gate. She has timestamped sections where she gushes about her Kurisu and Mayuri figures.
Translation of that overview:
So 18 year old retards, nearly always girls off to do some retarded useless soft degree at a liberal arts shit hole think they invented goff, then?
Lego scalpers and consoomers are getting fucking horrible these past 2years in terms of how they operate. So many fucking used lego have spiked in price to the point a small shop by me that's basically a hobby store that specializes in buying and selling used lego parts has disclaimers on it's windows and inside about "rising prices online" being responsible for them having to raise their own prices. Some of the shit in there now goes by online scalper prices, the worst kind too. I'm talking 70 dollars for Lego jabba and 100 for lego palpatine kinda prices.
It’s not a flex, they have no choice as no one below Vice President gets their own office nowadays. They go to meeting rooms in order to not piss off all of their coworkers by having a call at their desks.
She didn't even sound excited about the fish tank which adds tothe alien nature of it all. Not even a mild amusement reaction just the same monotonous "THING WAS HERE YOU GUYS AND THING WAS HERE ALSOOOO" kind of delivery. Maybe they're reading off a script or something I dunno it's just really fucking weird and inhuman feeling. Like even if you're used to a fishtank being there after the initial "woah" moment there's usually a sort of mild form of amusement from watching the fish themselves or being assigned tot take care of the fish or some shit like that. What kind of soulless corporate tickbox mentality do you gotta have to just glaze over the fish in a way that she did?
It's the hip new thing in bugpeople cities. Real estate is so expensive that renting out actual office space in more or less impossible and so shared office space tries to fill the void. Open floor plan, no privacy or personal space provided by cubicle walls, and more often than not multiple companies sharing the same floor. Like a traditional office but even more miserable, and bugpeople defend it.
That’s not the case for Google, they’ve spent over $10 billion on real estate in NYC alone. It’s a choice on their part, management at a lot of companies loves open plans for the little people while they themselves get offices, or in Google’s case, entire buildings to themselves. Also, that fish tank is clearly in a lounge area far away from the desk farms.
I think that’s just how the TikTok meme goes. You’re supposed to sound bored and disinterested at the “awesome” stuff because it is such a normal everyday thing for you. Your viewers are supposed to be excited, not you as that’s beneath you. The idea is like how no one is excited because they have an electric toothbrush instead of a manual one. To someone who has never seen one before, it is impressive, but to someone who uses one every day it isn’t even worth mentioning that they use one.
I'll be real with you, i didn't actually watch the video. My sanity won't allow it.
That is a surprisingly anemic game room for a place like Google. I worked a shitty blue collar job at one point that had a better one than that, and there were always a number of guys in there playing Smash Bros. The one in that video is dead as fuck.
If what I've heard about Google's work culture is true everybody's probably so busy crunching that they don't have time for vidya even when it's conveniently right there. That or they've got Steam at their desk computers.
