Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

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Why is he even engaging? He just comes across as touchy.

I do love it though, he's faced with an enemy he can't possibly defeat, a gay trans woman of colour. I have to wonder if its just a troll account who knows that adopting those identity markers immediately forces somebody lower down on the stack like Olly to shut up and shuffle off not able to say anything other than 'I'm sorry, I'll do better!'
 
oh, THAT's why he replied, silly me.

it's not on his channel-in his grip-

it's a video that i assume is fairly prominently getting a few views, as it was a big protest, many people may be watching and reading;
but HE did not upload it, therefore any back-chat is not deleteable so must be politely, thoughtfully granted a reply to nip it in the bud



went to see if Toobies was having a Be-Nice-panic again:
nope, lol.
He could be having a little narc seethe and so being short- Or, possibly just doesn't care enough to be passingly polite;
as long as the info gets to the Tubeletes about how they can feather his nest by consuming, that's all that matters.

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'yes, please keep paying the subscription, my (very important) producers just have me under wraps

Lord knows, the last one was so dense, detailed and bursting with new insightful information, plus never before seen, and certainly not looped, glamour shots from the same three recent videos- it couldn't possibly fit into just one feature length production-
so please, continue to pay the subscription which i directly get a share of two ways

no, at this time i will not be gracing you with any punctuation to mark the end of he sentence, nor opening or closing greeting, as i am just so incredibly busy on said Nebulous Original
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-A Big Gal T'horn

EDIT: i crossed out the 'please's because they weren't in keeping
 
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Surely if it was custom it would ..fit?

They could have done something about his TubularMoobulars, about his rolls of fat-UNLESS ofc, Olly happened to lie about his measurements..

Anyhoo.
RE the now-wider reach of Tube Specifc peakening: of all the people who actually liked him, and were initially pro his transition, who have now dumped him due to his bleak Narcdom:
Of said group, I wonder if it contains any of the ‘eggs’ Olly smashed?
Uh, I mean cracked..

Wonder if anyone flighty enough to Troon on his say so is also capable of seeing through him- OR more likely, be influenced by noticing/listening to others spell it out.

I would think these two groups were mutually exclusive, but for the sheer, terrifying amount of said people.
It's just a pretty niche item, although I guess maybe some online drag queen shop could be stocking them in basic sizes (amusingly when I tried to Google Lens it, it assumed it was a drag queen from 2012 because of the "statement shoulders"). Regardless, it wouldn't have been cheap.

It mostly does fit, imo, because the arm, leg and neck apertures don't seem stretched out. There's three issues at play - the belt is too tight, causing the rolls (and also pulling on the inbuilt harness, which is causing it to pucker) and the fact that if you shove someone flabby into a skintight PVC bodysuit it's not going to make them look skinny.

Mostly though it's that he's sat down. That's a skintight performance outfit and just isn't designed to be sat in, much like how a man wearing a very slim cut suit would normally unbutton the jacket before sitting down. Some of his other outfits have the same issue (e.g. that too-short blazer dress that hiked up when he sat down).
 
More from his upcoming video:
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This is what 'coming together well' looks like? Mr Roboto?

His cyclops shades are all wonky. Is his head too wide for them to sit right?

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The front facing shot showing off his v-shaped male torso, lack of hips, high set tubular 'boobs', receding hairline and masculine jaw. This is 100% a biological woman here.
Funny how he went from zero boobs in his vaccine video to tubular B/C cups in a month.
 
More from his upcoming video:
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This is what 'coming together well' looks like? Mr Roboto?

His cyclops shades are all wonky. Is his head too wide for them to sit right?

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really obsessed with how he insists on showcasing his most masculine features. he’s probably trying to do it as a power move but it just makes reality more obvious. What an amazingly rectangular hairline
 
What sweaty armpits you have Olly, in your sticky PVC onesie.
what even is happening there ?
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Nicotine stained pit, tf?

I am personally most looking forward to the r/breadtube discussion that dispassionately rips it to shreds- there will be a notably quiet post on his own subreddit, mayhap w few more dissenting voices, Joan coping like a junkie

PS
Paypigs b like: ‘Screenshots? With this you are spoiling us, ambassador! ‘
 
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Someone had said earlier in the thread that Contra has higher quality visuals and aesthetic in her videos and I'm inclined to say that the only reason why we notice this is because Contra actually dresses up the background as well, instead of just putting on the costumes. Contra makes the surroundings look like an actual place, an actual livable room. PT doesn't even try. It's all about how he looks and maybe it's just me but there's nothing more distracting than a drab, plain background.
 
Someone had said earlier in the thread that Contra has higher quality visuals and aesthetic in her videos and I'm inclined to say that the only reason why we notice this is because Contra actually dresses up the background as well, instead of just putting on the costumes. Contra makes the surroundings look like an actual place, an actual livable room. PT doesn't even try. It's all about how he looks and maybe it's just me but there's nothing more distracting than a drab, plain background.
Contra makes a whole production, makes a world that carries a narrative exploratitarily, with which considered visual world-building helps ;
She also actually gives more than the briefest passing fuck about arts/ aesthetic/things not directly related to self.

Tube wants all focus on him, and his Right & True instruction
 
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lol the irony. In his attempt to visualize transhumanism, he reveals all too painfully the limits and imperfections of human flesh. Philosophy Tube stays Philosophy Tubing. Looking forward to his scenery chewing about overcoming nature while manifestly remaining a prisoner of his own.
 
Looks like Ollie spent a bit more for his fetish gear as he went with Dead Lotus Couture.
The Harness
The leotard

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Took the look straight off the website
Lmfaoo, wow.

Honestly tho, Brian you sly dog!
What is he paying you for?! 💰💰💰💰💰
Seriously is it just to stroke Tubes ego that he has “a stylist’? I guess (as well as plausible deniability for his shit looks?)as Brian genuinely seems to have no input, at all, onto Tubes just low-key copying a shop mannequin.

Talk about expectation V reality too..
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Mf looks like vThis crammed into That^
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Bonus-
Just the old Tube Twitter classic manoeuvre
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Looks like Ollie spent a bit more for his fetish gear as he went with Dead Lotus Couture.
The Harness
The leotard

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Took the look straight off the website
Olly's whole life is off the rack copycat. How long does he expect to have an audience just to see him in these crazy outfits saying a bunch of nothing. You can look at younger, fitter, more attractive people who know how to dress at any time, so why look at Olly. You can watch lectures with substance, so why listen to Olly. You can hear better jokes about societal issues, and with better delivery, so why watch Olly. There are competent, sane professors to watch, so why watch a man in drag simultaneously phone it in and attention whore.
 
Lmfaoo, wow.

Honestly tho, Brian you sly dog!
What is he paying you for?! 💰💰💰💰💰
Genuinely just to stroke Tubes ego that he hasn’t a stylist’? I guess (as well as plausible deniability for his shit looks?)as Brian genuinely seems to have no input, at all, onto Tubes just low-key copying a shop mannequin.

Talk about expectation V reality too..
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Mf looks like vThis crammed into That^
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You are right. The expectation v reality fits this too well.

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