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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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This Wendig vs. Fat debate should be settled by some kind of livestreamed week long multi-part competition. Twitter division, personal blog division, published books division, Goodreads division, frivolous lawsuit division, political commentary division, etc. Scored by a panel of judges, most suicides by the judges loses. (Or wins?)
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Y'know estrogen in men has been known to make their chest grow as well as helping with hair loss
Wonder if it's from all the pepperoni
I just find it kinda of funny that people are arguing whose cows the cowier cow
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Wendig is worse than Pat for one very important reason: Chuck has written 7 or 8 books purporting to teach the reader how to write.
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herkily-jerkily
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I didn't believe this so I went to his website to find out and Wendig's "books" page is completely blank.
Unfortunately it's true:
The first four of these came out the same year as his first novel. If you can't do, teach!
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Imagine the kind of person that reads one of Chuck's books full of torturous prose and comes away thinking "I want to write like that".
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Pat has actually tweeted about doing something productive:
Maybe I've been wrong about him. Maybe he isn't a fat layabout who drinks on his couch all day. Maybe he's changing for the better. Maybe... Oh wait, nevermind, there's some wind. Back to the couch!
Surprised he didn't threaten the gust of wind with a lawsuit.
His twitter feed was chock full of military sperging today, I couldn't be bothered to cap it all, but here's a small taste:
Still obsessed with Elon:
Piggy calls out the FBI for not doing their jobs (arresting anyone who calls him fat online):
The similarities with the Movieblob just keep piling up:
Wouldn't be a Pat twitter update without the stalker oinking, enjoy!
Maybe I've been wrong about him. Maybe he isn't a fat layabout who drinks on his couch all day. Maybe he's changing for the better. Maybe... Oh wait, nevermind, there's some wind. Back to the couch!
Surprised he didn't threaten the gust of wind with a lawsuit.
His twitter feed was chock full of military sperging today, I couldn't be bothered to cap it all, but here's a small taste:
Still obsessed with Elon:
Piggy calls out the FBI for not doing their jobs (arresting anyone who calls him fat online):
The similarities with the Movieblob just keep piling up:
Wouldn't be a Pat twitter update without the stalker oinking, enjoy!
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Not sure if everyone was aware that Rick and Wendig used to chat back on Wendig's blog when they were in Twitter timeouts as if they were reporting from the front lines of a war.
Long before now-judgement debtor Tomlinson sued Null, I used to advertise in other cow's threads and then come back here and eat cold beans out of a can while no one showed up.
Long before now-judgement debtor Tomlinson sued Null, I used to advertise in other cow's threads and then come back here and eat cold beans out of a can while no one showed up.
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The amount of cow crossover madness that's been uncovered between this stuff and the SFWA situation really makes me hope for a new Porsalin documentary.
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The double thumbs up reminds me of his fellow fatman Moviebob's old profile picture with the yellow filter on it that made it look like Pisschrist. Anyone got a yellow filter for this so we can dunk Movierick here in piss?
For some reason I had thought that Pat was even more of a Wendig orbiter, like he was such a bottom feeder that even Wendig wanted nothing to do with him. I mean look at their sales numbers, even discounting Star Wars only Chuck's retarded Turok comics with the Nazis and his shitty "how to write" guides sell anywhere near as bad as Pat's turds.
But I think this post and others as of late is a good reminder that (almost) all of Patrick S. Tomlinson's "sold more than a few hundred copies, child" books are available for free perusal on Libgen. Do have fun.
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Well, the thing to remember is that Pat used to have the all-important Verified check mark.
He got to sit at the cool kids' table and dine on the finest Capri Suns and Lunchables before he was cast out to the wobbly table near the trash cans.
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Having become familiar enough with both fat manchildren, people really should be saying that moviebob reminds them of Pat. Moviebob can understand not to sue the internet and acknowledges that at least at one point he was fat. Pat is the same fat manchild with all restraint and common sense removed.
Somerville Dan, caverlock and the rest of the rascals are doing God's work in trying to raise Pat's profile
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MovieBob has always lived in houses owned by relatives and has never at any point in his life had access in any form to enough money to sue anybody, though. If he had, things might be different.
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To make some wind of his own
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Patrick is such a disappointment. If there is one thing he should be exceedingly proficient at, it's staining things.
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I remember reading somewhere that the "teaching writing" books were more profitable for Wendig than his regular stuff, which is why he initially did a lot of them.I didn't believe this so I went to his website to find out and Wendig's "books" page is completely blank.
Unfortunately it's true:
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The first four of these came out the same year as his first novel. If you can't do, teach!
They're also self published so the Sweet Sweet Royalties will be pretty nice.
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I'm honestly surprised guntlinson can afford any stain for an entire fence with all the money he's court ordered to pay. Does he think that staining is the only way to male the fence more weather resistant?
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Quiet rest of the night for our piglet. Only noteworthy interaction was this one:
Hiding the guy's reply like a coward? Check.
Snarky question that makes no sense? Check.
Cunty reply that makes no sense? Check.
That's our piggy!
Hiding the guy's reply like a coward? Check.
Snarky question that makes no sense? Check.
Cunty reply that makes no sense? Check.
That's our piggy!
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Those beans would have tasted so much better with something spicy, say pepperoni? If you're lucky maybe some hot sauce to go with it. Last year's hot sauce. You won't want this year's hot sauce. it will be made from peppers grown in soil contaminated by sawdust from pressure treated lumber. Good thing Piggy is a terrible gardener, or he would be showing signs of arsenic poisoning this coming autumn. Good news, he won't need insecticides.
Piggy's idea of staining a fence is drinking a case of Milwaukee's Beast and then pissing all over said fence. Urine is nature's own wood sealer, child.
Piggy actually used a power saw on the old fence. People with a modicum of intelligence would have just used a prybar to rip off the slats and then snapped them into pieces. The fence slats are incredibly flimsy. Piggy went about it in the stupidest way possible and generated plenty of toxic sawdust. Then again, with those toothpick arms of his, he may lack the upper body strength.