YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

Who wants a giant cake that is made entirely out of Rice Krispies with fondant, and a slab of wood on the top. True sweet delicacy.
Fairly decent cake made for a group of real 'vampires' living on the spectrum.
Sweet Strawberry pizza slice, so big to simply get diabetes.
Wooden Taco!
I used to watch Cake Boss on the horrid TV network TLC. I always thought their cakes was the best out of all in the entire world, until I saw wood in one of the cakes,
it never felt the same anymore.
 
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Oh buddy...
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I genuinely hope this is him playing an act and he's ok.
 
I tried to find a thread about the current legends of runeterra drama, but couldnt find any, so I assume there isnt one, so let me tell you a tale about a man with the biggest blue balls you could imagine.

Legends of runeterra is a cardgame on the internet made by riot games, and one of the biggest streamer in it was a dude called swim. He isnt anymore, because he got metood into oblivion by everyone who ever associated with him and he isnt even trying to deny it. His esports team dropped him, even his discord jannies abandoned him.
The story started with swim making a stream that he later deleted, but someone mirrored it, where he talked about him being sad and that he will get metood. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1452561522
he had a girl managing his youtube his called silverfuse, probably the only female he didnt try to have a sexual relationship with, who was asked by him to stop his ex called amwe going public with her allegations, silverfuse refused to assist him, and rather joined amwe, and called out swim not paying her for months. amwe made a statement about how shit swim was while they were together, there was some questionable stuff in it, but it wasnt too bad
silverfuse statement: https://twitter.com/SilverfusePlays/status/1513568125681213443
also there is a reddit thread where you can find like 10 other statements that are bad, but not as a big deal as the accusations coming from swims other ex known as soundboard https://www.reddit.com/r/LegendsOfR...pgs/statements_on_swim_discussion_megathread/

the soundboard statement: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17py1FLdaPOnbrrbSkxTR-WqnVXQDAB7Eo6Wa9CT2aDI/edit
if you only want to read one thing, read the soundboard story, its insane. Its a story about a girl, who went to live with an insane autistic man and his father after her family died, only to be used as a camwhore for his new boyfriend, who suffered from a severe case of blue balls, and needed to coom so his balls wont hurt too much, but couldnt have sex because his dick was so dirty it was painful for him to put into a vagina
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Swim, as the based man he is was against the concept of college and working as a wageslave, so convinced soundboard to just stay home, and hide in the bathroom smoking weed while he streams 12 hours a day
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Looks like for her friends this was just a normal thing, and that those reaction will always crack me up. In the end soundboard got out by lying to swim about visiting her dead mother or some shit like that, but actually moved in with her new boyfriend who did not smell like a nuclear holocaust and could offer a better life for her than being a druggie in the bathroom.

swim tried to get many egirls, and also had one admirer who was good enough for his taste even as a man, because of his sexy french accent, who was also convinced to drop out from college so he can work for swim as an editor, only to be fired later for no reason. Obviously swim didnt have a contract with the people he hired. This guy was called kuvira, and the way swim tried to be sure if they are a good match for each other just shows how much of a man of culture swim is.
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So , you could guess what reaction swim had after his house of cards fallen apart, his internet carrier came to an end and being outed as a sexual predator publically. He deleted his public statements about this on twitter, but some leaked dm-s suggest he is fine with the situation, actually happy that it happened so he can take some time off streaming
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I am just glad things worked out for him in the end, and I think his antics can give anyone who decides to read the soundboard statement a good laugh. I definitely had some. There is so much shit it could be its own minithread, I am just not sure if anyone interested in it, also its my first post like this.
 
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Found a cooking with Jack equivalent of a bartender. But way worse.
One sip you pass out, then your heart stops pumping.
This fuckers pours more then a normal amount of alcohol which is pretty dang strong by the many levels increased by pouring loads of Vodka into his witch cauldron, and then he splashes in sour gummy candies into that fish tank full of diabetes. His name is Tipsy Bartender, you can watch him make some pretty insane sweet drinks, more like he'll show you a way to commit mass murder by easily serving to your it friends, only to kill them all by taking a sip out of his own strange concoctions and that homemade 'Jungle Juice' aka the party cheese version of beer.
 
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"I miss being a youtuber, so I'm going to Dubai to film"
"Okay, so what's the catch?"
"Oh, I had to film some more expensive and pointless shit they built"
:story: You don't miss being a Youtuber, you miss the free trips to Dubai you faggot.
 

Wack 100 goes on Clubhouse and talks about how the late rapper Nipsey Hu$$le was gay, only to then take back the rumor and says that he heard his close associates claim that he was gay.

This video went down for almost 48 minutes.
 
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I just found a weird YT channel that is entirely dedicated to cats. Idk when idk why. But to me the guy of whoever is running this channel, gives off some pretty creepy vibes when I look at the style of his videos.
Cat's Diary
I have a very horrible feeling that this dude might be a animal killer or something.
Each fucking video he likes to simply put it as if it was captured in the US, but clearly he doesn't give a fuck showing off the type of world he's living in, he might be residing somewhere in the poorest part of the Eastern hemisphere.
This guy creeps me the fuck out and I assure you I feel bad for the cats in them, he could actually be a pedo/zoophile if anything else.
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It kinda sucks how this guy has no other social media that's affiliated with him, nor in every aspect for the context of his mild cat videos.
I do assume he might have some other accounts somewhere, although his channel doesn't have anything else but the wind and a tumbleweed
that's only exists on his about and the totality of his channel. Likewise we won't get enough info about him.
 
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I just found a weird YT channel that is entirely dedicated to cats. Idk when idk why. But to me the guy of whoever is running this channel, gives off some pretty creepy vibes when I look at the style of his videos.
Cat's Diary
I have a very horrible feeling that this dude might be a animal killer or something.
Each fucking video he likes to simply put it as if it was captured in the US, but clearly he doesn't give a fuck showing off the type of world he's living in, he might be residing somewhere in the poorest part of the Eastern hemisphere.
This guy creeps me the fuck out and I assure you I feel bad for the cats in them, he could actually be a pedo/zoophile if anything else.
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It kinda sucks how this guy has no other social media that's affiliated with him, nor in every aspect for the context of his mild cat videos.
I do assume he might have some other accounts somewhere, although his channel doesn't have anything else but the wind and a tumbleweed
that's only exists on his about and the totality of his channel. Likewise we won't get enough info about him.
@Cats will surely enjoy this one
 
TL;DW: Video games don't have many black people because of RACISM:
This video was sitting on my recommended list for a few days. I decided to watch it because I thought this video was satire and I wanted some good laughs. But as I continued to watch, I realised...
This is serious. Should've expected that from a man who wears a clenched fist T-Shirt (A communist or a BLM activist? I'm betting on both).
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The video still made me laugh though. Not because it was funny or clever, but because it was stupid beyond belief.

1) Introduction & Disclaimers: This video contains racial topics.

2) Smash Bros Disappointment: "WHY SMASH DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BLACK CHARACTERS?!!"

3) More Disclaimers & Excuses lmao: Black History Month sperging. He warns people that he's going to put black people and darker skinned people in the same umbrella for the argument's sake but tells them to not do the same, because it's wrong.

4) Nintendo Games & Diversity: No black characters in Mario (They also white-washed Daisy). Gives examples of black characters in other Nintendo games.

5) Great Black Characters: Gives many examples of well-written black characters in gaming but then says many of those don't count. Because many of them come from sport games or comic books; or they're never the main character (Even though earlier he gave Franklin Clinton from GTA as an example, who's a main fucking character. I guess he doesn't count, for some reason).

6) Black Characters in Games: "If you want to play as a black character, your options are limited" and gives examples of some genres where you can play as a black character, such as fighting games and RPGs. Disses Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest for not having enough black characters or having none at all.

7) Character Creators: Happy about some games having skin color choices. Complains about "black people hair" options being very limited. (What is considered black people hair?)

8) Japanese & Western Games: Says "There are Japanese black people" and shows this picture as an example:
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Complains about all white characters looking the same (not racist at all).
Short capitalism sperging at the end of the chapter.

9) Don't tweet this: Self-explanatory.
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10) Honestly I just kind of ramble here: "Only one game in Game Awards featured a black person". Admits being biased because he's black. Recommends using a black version of the Bechdel Test. He calls it the Black-del test.

11) Representation Matters & “Forced Diversity”: Talks about an event that happened to him. Basically: "White people cheer other white people when they accomplish something. But they don't do the same to black people. That's why I want representation."
Talks about countries having no default skin tone (then he contradicts himself by implying Africa as humanity's starting point and that would make the default skin tone black).
"If you make a video game about bunnies you wouldn't use only white rabbits. You would include other colors too. So why don't you apply to same to humans?"

12) Reddit Moment & Who Really Plays Video Games: Praises indie gaming industry for having good black representation. This part quite amused me though. Because he shows the picture of fucking ValiDate of all things:
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Imagine thinking ValiDate is a good game.
Reads some comments from Reddit that complains about forced diversity in video games with a nerdy voice (he calls it "the white person" voice).
Reveals the truth about everyone playing video games. Not just the cis straight white males.

13) Black History Fact of the Day:
Self-explanatory.
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14) Black People in Fantasy Outrage: "WHY THERE ARE NO BLACKS IN LORD OF THE RINGS!?!? WHO CARES IF IT'S BASED ON EUROPE!?? I WANT MY BLACK CHARACTERS!!!"

15) Logic & Reasoning Spectacular: The reason we need blacks in every story: People migrated a lot in the history.

16) There can just BE Black People: Go add some black people in your story. Even if it doesn't fit.

17) Final Thoughts: Talks about how most people don't care about racial issues in video games because they think "If the game is good, who gives a shit" (Because it's true lol) and this bothers him.
He gives some advices to people who makes video games too. Advices like; be more diverse when making characters instead of having only white characters, avoid creating stereotypes and write interesting characters.
Predicts that there are going be some "mean" comments.
Well, there are some:
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18) Closing: "Don't forget to like and subscribe" closure.
 
@Cats will surely enjoy this one

Indeed I do!

My thread contribution:


I normally don't watch these chomo hunter channels for a number of reasons, whether its that they come off a little creepy themselves, the fact that it is a little weird for this to be your hobby, they are rarely ever able get the diddler in any real trouble, sometimes it seems they just do it to make themselves look good, etc. But the above video is fucking hilarious. The peederfile in question is a juggalo and calls his mom crying and then threatens to have his dad come down after they won't let him leave. He is clearly 35 years old.

Oh yeah, and he is in the comments of the actual youtube video himself trying to defend himself and sperging out. Good times.
 
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