Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[blitzkrieg1111]

can anybody link the clip Ralph threatening to kill Jim and Gator?

 

[TyrasGuard]

can anybody link the clip Ralph threatening to kill Jim and Gator?

Here it is, it was posted by someone else earlier

Here's a insane clip of Ralph while having a bloodsports with Randbot saying he doesn't regret doxxing gator and if could get away with killing Gator he would do it.
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I didn't know it was possible to be this fat and angry without having a heart attack

 

[MadStan]

Good luck with the walking. I'll believe it when I see a video that this Rage Pig can walk 2 miles without having a heart attack. But as usual, Ralph's math isn't par of the course.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralphs not the average person you have to add in the fact he weighs 300 lbs and has multiple tits to the equation. And I’m not sure if him hollering while browsing kiwifarms burns calories either.

 

[Easterling]

Genuinely never thought i'd ever see Ralph surrender the Gunt willingly to the audienece, the fuck kinda drugs was he on last night?

 

[Pill Cosby]

If Ralph lost all that weight, the lose skin would make him look like a fuckin basset hound.

Can you imagine how painful it must be to be dragging that gunt along the floor as you walk?

 

[Stoneheart]

Good luck with the walking. I'll believe it when I see a video that this Rage Pig can walk 2 miles without having a heart attack. But as usual, Ralph's math isn't par of the course.

I also dont see how this is proving anything. Its called a walk in the park and 90% of people doing it are 70+....

 

[Twinkletard]

Here's a insane clip of Ralph while having a bloodsports with Randbot saying he doesn't regret doxxing gator and if could get away with killing Gator he would do it.
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"Thankfully, there's laws out there stopping folks like me."

Suddenly, the fat pig is 'law-abiding'.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"Thankfully, there's laws out there stopping folks like me."

Suddenly, the fat pig is 'law-abiding'.

“Your honor my client could not possibly have fired that weapon. As you can see his hooves are far too corpulent to fit inside the trigger guard, much less operate the firearm.”

 

[A Sunset]

KAP that was a literal work of art. Brav-fucking-o

Gotta second that @#KillAllPedos . Best vid you’ve ever made. That fucking rape recreation almost made me spit out my coffee. Plus seeing Jim actually watch the debut in real time.

 

[Spergichu]

"Thankfully, there's laws out there stopping folks like me."

Suddenly, the fat pig is 'law-abiding'.

At least until January.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No I’m pretty sure he’s still driving while inebriated

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I like how Gunt's condition for killing Jim just kept getting longer and more elaborate:

"If I could kill Jim and get away with it I would"

"If I could kill Jim and get away with it, no charges filed, and no retaliation, I would"

"If I could kill Jim and get away with it, no charges, and no retaliation; if I could secure the safety of my family, maybe disappear into witness protection. Also, if Jim was strapped to a bed and in a coma and..... and..... if killing Jim would prevent a nuclear holocaust, then I would"

 

[MediocreMilt]

Here's a insane clip of Ralph while having a bloodsports with Randbot saying he doesn't regret doxxing gator and if could get away with killing Gator he would do it.
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The Gunt. Becomes. The Violent One.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

I love even Rand pointed out that Ralph was suddenly law abiding when he said he only didn't kill Jim and everyone because its against the law.

It's so, so, so fucking cringe. This is pure "I'm a twisted cyclepath" meme. It's a 15 year old boy trying to sound like a fucking anime anti-hero.

 

[MadStan]

The video at the end of Kino Casino is a remarkable well edited piece of munition against Ralph. Serious editing, hilarious and arguably the editor "Created" a Jim that does Jim...better than Jim.

And then there is this...which I have no words for. Ralph is...I don't know, melting?

 

[buttmunch]

I love even Rand pointed out that Ralph was suddenly law abiding when he said he only didn't kill Jim and everyone because its against the law.

It's so, so, so fucking cringe. This is pure "I'm a twisted cyclepath" meme. It's a 15 year old boy trying to sound like a fucking anime anti-hero.

gossips like a 15yr old girl, texts like a 15 year old girl, tweets like a 15yr old girl, writes tumblr blogs like a 15yr old girl, tries to act tough like a 15yr old girl, i think i see why meighs into ralphy boy

 

[AnOminous]

The ragepig is so insecure about his offset eyes and the potential memes that will result, he insists on consistently wearing sunglasses.

Such are the downsides of being a mentally retarded pussy midget who thinks he gets to mouth off to Portugese trannies while being obviously beatable. Ralph may have learned to stick to Internet nerds who aren't taking his pig squealing seriously anyway.

In fact, the reason why I believe he can't attack Jim without attacking Jade is because he's insanely jealous of her for taking his Jake Gyllenhaal away from him.

Ralph wants to BE Jade and be the little spoon to his big daddy.

Damn.

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[insert copypasta about it being illegal to own a nigga like that since the Civil War]
Who do you think wrecked Ethan's asshole more, Jim or his actual genetic dad?

Holy fuck he thinks walking 2 miles is some kind of feat to own his HAYDURS LMFAO

Pathetic. The pig-tits fatty thinks that's impressive. My walking app tells me I walk two miles a day even when I don't go outside just from pacing. And the last time I tried, I can still walk basically from when I wake up until I go to bed without any noticeable fatigue. Isn't this something most basically functional people can do, even into old age?

Two miles is basically an hour max even if you're idly ambling along. You don't even have to get above a power walk to make it a half-hour, though. He should stream while walking, though, it would be hilarious to listen to his pig squealing punctuated by gasping and wheezing as this sclerotic fatty went into anoxia.

To be fair, if he walked that much every day and quit drugs/alcohol, 100 pounds would melt right off him. He'd still be chubby for his height though, in fact I can't even imagine a thin version of his face.

The gunt is so bizarrely shaped his main issue would be that without the fat inside that freakish, ball-less scrotum-looking thing, just the excess skin would be like he was wearing a fleshy hula skirt.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Such are the downsides of being a mentally retarded pussy midget who thinks he gets to mouth off to Portugese trannies while being obviously beatable. Ralph may have learned to stick to Internet nerds who aren't taking his pig squealing seriously anyway.

Ralph wants to BE Jade and be the little spoon to his big daddy.

[insert copypasta about it being illegal to own a nigga like that since the Civil War]
Who do you think wrecked Ethan's asshole more, Jim or his actual genetic dad?

Pathetic. The pig-tits fatty thinks that's impressive. My walking app tells me I walk two miles a day even when I don't go outside just from pacing. And the last time I tried, I can still walk basically from when I wake up until I go to bed without any noticeable fatigue. Isn't this something most basically functional people can do, even into old age?

Two miles is basically an hour max even if you're idly ambling along. You don't even have to get above a power walk to make it a half-hour, though. He should stream while walking, though, it would be hilarious to listen to his pig squealing punctuated by gasping and wheezing as this sclerotic fatty went into anoxia.

The gunt is so bizarrely shaped his main issue would be that without the fat inside that freakish, ball-less scrotum-looking thing, just the excess skin would be like he was wearing a fleshy hula skirt.

If you’re not walking 10,000 steps a day you are basically a sedentary lump. You don’t have to walk 4 miles all at once, break it up into 15-minute increments throughout the day. There you go Ralph, free health advice you can ignore. Enjoy the cocaine tonight!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph has a dog he could easily do 2 miles a day taking his dog for walks. I usually take mine out for a long morning walk to burn off energy so he doesn’t eat up the carpeting when I’m at work. Even on a day off I’ll still end up having about 6-8 miles of steps from walking the dog and hiking/rucking/running. Also he’s in Virginia so he can easily head out to the Appalachian Trail instead of DC too.

Once again Ralph only has Ralph to blame for his problems.