1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

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Take away from the event :
-Technical issues that caused it to start 40 mins late.
-Police immediately barrage in and serve Ralph court documents courtesy of Mr. Vickers.
-This takes the wind out of Ralph's sails the rest of the night.
-JessePS had a few inside men who stuck up "Slaw is war" stickers, were ready to serve Ralph court papers (including one hiding the papers in the toilet beforehand), and asking where the bathroom was.
-Wrestle-Wrestle was as boring as expected. Camera work and lighting were shit.
-Ali Jamal gave a shit speech about Bill Cosby
-Corrine's phone had better camera-work than Ralph, so Ralph made her stop cause all the aylawgs were tuning in.
-Nothing else happened.
-During the first match, one of the chicks got pinned and someone in the audience yelled "rape her". She went to twitter to complain. Aylawgs made sure this went viral on both twitter and reddit. This will go nowhere cause both sites have the memories of goldfish and will move onto the next "current thing" next week.

BINGO CARDS:
https://mfbc.us/m/qxbsf7q

@The Ancestor got bingo first.

Toilet papers:
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After Guntfest (Ralph's Bowling Event), Ralph talked about wanting to do a Wet T-Shirt Chest in Tampa. Instead, he is doing some shitty wrestling event. Details Below
url: https://killstream.live/product/ralphamania/
Location: Woodbury, NJ
Date: Jan 14, 2023
Ticket price: $45 - 125
Wet T-Shirt Contest Status: Unknown

Someone made a fake merch shop for the event

it sounds like nothing has been really planned and Ralph is going to wing shit by having a bunch of Tonka tier wrestlers wrestle.
Ralph's Gunt and Blunt
(Formerly Tonka's)

January update:
-Harry Morris (Pantsu's dad) Destroyed the merch and belt.
-Afterparty taking place in Atlanta City (Probably at a casino).
-List of Guests. Alex Stein and Ali Jamal have already dropped out
guntamania list.png

-Nostalgia Critic Issued a challenge (seems like a paid superberry)

-Play Bingo with the Rest of the Kiwis during the event. Click the link below to get 1 of 30 random bingo cards that can be played from the link!

https://mfbc.us/m/qxbsf7q
 
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God, what kind of woman would participate in a wet T-shirt contest for this disgusting pig? Obviously busted ass Florida hookers are going to be his only option.
Ralph's quintuple Ds will win him another participation trophy.

To OP: Give me a timestamp of the event's confirmation, I will clip the video and add it to the OP.
 
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