1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

[BlueArmedDevil]

Can’t wait to see the quality of babes and wrestlers he gets for this.

I hear you can get Hannibal to work for free if you let him stream it on his YouTube channel, maybe he can blade the gunt for added effect.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Of all the terrible ideas Ralph has had for shows this has gotta be up there. The bowling trip was a disaster but if Ralph was competent it would've just been a fan meet up with bowling as the activity. Who the fuck pays to go to a wet t-shirt contest?

 

[Joe Swanson]

Well, one things for sure, May won't win

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I doubt he will acquire permits and pay for a space to hold this event so I imagine even if he can convince some local crackheads to show up and get naked for a dozen retards, it will be shutdown quickly. The cost of hiring wrestlers, renting a ring, and an announcer is already too deep for ralph's pockets. Unless you plan on doing it bumfights style with a couple florida meth heads stabbing each other with syringes on a thin layer of cardboard, then by all means you better stream it faggot.

 

[unclejeb1861]

If Gunt can win at bowling, Pantsu can win at wet T-shirt in Guntworld.

As if Ralph would pass up an opportunity to acquire the second trophy in his lifetime

 

[BeholderNN]

Hey guys, I'm just going to give you a preview of the primo tiddies you can expect from the event.

Boogie and Wings of Redemption will have to double their calorie intake if they want to compete with that.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Not gonna happen.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

THE EVENT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! !
(After paying travel and hotel costs and some stupid amount for the actual event)
SOME GUY DISINTERESTEDLY DEBATES ANOTHER GUY WHILE RALPH THUMBS HIS PHONE!!!
THEN AFTER AN HOUR OF RALPH TWEETING IN THE BATHROOM, maybe two Windburnt bar hags splash bottled water on their sad boobs while Ralph screams KICK HIM OUT etc.

 

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

I hope it happens. I’m curious how many back tiddies this gelatinous shit huffer has.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's turning into the fat guy from Tongue of the Fat Man.

 

[Beavis]

I doubt he will acquire permits and pay for a space to hold this event so I imagine even if he can convince some local crackheads to show up and get naked for a dozen retards, it will be shutdown quickly. The cost of hiring wrestlers, renting a ring, and an announcer is already too deep for ralph's pockets. Unless you plan on doing it bumfights style with a couple florida meth heads stabbing each other with syringes on a thin layer of cardboard, then by all means you better stream it faggot.

Conservatively Ralph’s looking at five grand to set things up. Probably a lot of unforeseen expenses too.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Well, one things for sure, May won't win

I would rig the vote for the horse just to see the salt of the other competitors

 

[MeltyTW]

Hey guys, I'm just going to give you a preview of the primo tiddies you can expect from the event.
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Boogie and Wings of Redemption will have to double their calorie intake if they want to compete with that.

Wait I just realized we saw his tits in the car accident and they weren't as bad HE PUT ALL THAT ON SIMCE THE WRECK

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Wait I just realized we saw his tits in the car accident and they weren't as bad HE PUT ALL THAT ON SIMCE THE WRECK

Maybe he got a botched titty job while he was under?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Wait I just realized we saw his tits in the car accident and they weren't as bad HE PUT ALL THAT ON SIMCE THE WRECK

Weight loss saga has been destroyed thoroughly. However, the weigh gain saga still continues with multiple bottles of Maker's Mark!

 

[Expendable Zaku]

So the beached whale will make a second appearance.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He said he was planning to hold it this August unless he already changed his mind.
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Ralphamania sounds like a competitive projectile vomiting contest.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Conservatively Ralph’s looking at five grand to set things up. Probably a lot of unforeseen expenses too.

don't forget the cost of the permit needed, which ralph forgot obviously
Spoiler; it's a lot more expensive than having a drugged out bowling ally owner host your event. It's certainly not free like he claimed on his stream.

https://www.tampa.gov/special-events-coordination/programs

https://www.orlando.gov/Our-Government/Host-an-Event-in-the-City/Request-a-Permit-for-a-Large-Outdoor-Event

He will have to apply (and be approved)
Put down a security deposit
and deal with an event manager assigned to him by the city.

Good luck Ralph

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Of all the terrible ideas Ralph has had for shows this has gotta be up there. The bowling trip was a disaster but if Ralph was competent it would've just been a fan meet up with bowling as the activity. Who the fuck pays to go to a wet t-shirt contest?

Retards with burning wallets that superchat Ralph to "troll" him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I hope it happens. I’m curious how many back tiddies this gelatinous shit huffer has.

His ass is on backwards, it's at the front, so I guess it follows his tiddies should be on his back.