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[Hell yeah dude]

Good job Archimedes

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No shit

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Thousand dollar worth of Branded Plastic sitting in a dusty bin

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Unexpected medical bills incoming

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[Law]

Whenever troons complain about period cramps, it’s diarrhea.

Sometimes it's also just delusion.
I'd like to see what a troon has to say about why we never see women who have had hysterectomies talk about getting periods. The TransLogic involved states that periods don't come from the uterus, but instead are caused by estrogen injections and ladyfeels. So certainly it would follow that women who have their uterus, but not ovaries or ladyfeels, removed, would still get totally validating periods. Right, boys?

Reminder to optimists that Kindness made an attempt to deep clean up the tranch house

Such is the way of the transmasc.

She also did not seem to get any thanks or credit for this.

Such is the way of the transfemme.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

You need to study the autogynephile, learn what he wants, so that you don't accidentally give it to him.

There was a screenshot in another thread that showcased a transsexual actually being taken-aback by the looks of pity he received, after flaunting his imitation of womanhood. Would pitying transsexuals/AGPs be the one thing they wouldn't want, seeing as it doesn't further their love of humiliation nor encourage them? And I mean pity in the sense of concerned looks, or something of the sort; not validation born from pity.

 

[UncleDaddy]

It’s gonna end up that Kevin has colon cancer or something and ends up with a tumour the size of a football that he blames on “cramps”, escalating to “bloating” for several years

-it might even be what’s blocking his Amhole from dialation!

Oh man, if a tumor pushed out his stomach, he absolutely wouldn't get it checked out. He'd claim it was his pregnancy fetishes coming true uwu or some shit.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

My fucking GOD have I missed so much, yet so little in the KGIU. So much yet so little has happened.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Hold up, I thought the tranch had a 3D printer? Wasn't there some hideous keyrings they were selling at one point? Unless I feel like I faintly remember that another troon was maybe involved with that, potentially off site?

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

I think they start out deeply insecure in romantic/sexual relationships and spiral from there.

Kevin was a /b/tard with no sense of style, poor grooming, and (let's face it) kinda ugly. No way he's pulling puss. He goes through puberty an awkward 4/10; he's not getting girls hitting on him, he hits on them and gets shot down, and yet sees the girls get boyfriends almost effortlessly. He wants that kind of power to pick and choose his own mates, but is too stupid and self-centered to acknowledge his flaws and build on his strengths. Sure he gets a girl here or there, but she isn't the impossibly kinky 10/10 nympho he faps to, so he's not satisfied. In his mind, women live on easy street because the guys come to them. No finally he breaks, comes out as a tranny, and gets oodles and oodles of attention from sycophants and chasers. It's all downhill from there.

It is much more simple than this. Kevin was very religious and knows that god hates fags so he became a woman to avoid being one.

Hold up, I thought the tranch had a 3D printer?

Bonnie had a 3D printer

 

[Oxyjen]

My fucking GOD have I missed so much, yet so little in the KGIU. So much yet so little has happened.

Glad you’re back HH, missed your updates!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Happy 2000 pages everyone! What a journey it's been. Here's to Kevin having absolutely no sex on his England trip!

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Happy 2000 pages Kevin!!
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We hit 1900 pages on February 9th, 2022, and Kevin is still a coomer with his cooming centers fried, his genitals butchered into a now-sealed Mengelesque nightmare and is forced to live with a shit-eating skeleton! So, what has transpired since then in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe?

• We begin with Kevin, an unemployed man with no connection to society save for the occasional hotel visit for a furry convention, commenting on government policy negatively affecting working people
• Kevin’s “gay yearning” cannot be stopped
• Pokémon Legends: Arceus, an immensely relaxing and low difficulty open world Nintendo game, makes Kevin throw his controller (you are welcome for that image)
• Due to low cash flow, the Tranch are unable to attend Texas Furry Fiesta 2022
• Kevin has been procrastinating his “voice training for years” as he comments on his appearance in Ash Coyote’s Tenacious documentary in that “I guess I at least sound queer”
• In spite of the forum being down for Valentine’s Day, KF user @Meiwaku makes some excellent V-day cards
• Corgi Events, ostensibly a furry convention organizer, fires several employees: all of which are transgender or “gender nonconforming”
• Kevin still hasn’t changed his gender marker on his passport
• Kevin needs $150 for some “unexpected bills;” coincidentally, some new Transformers merchandise is released shortly after his statement
• The Tranch, and by extension, Kevin, boycott Corgi Events, an organizer of furry conventions
• To the surprise of no one, malignant leftoid that supports curbstomping women that believe that men cannot be women does not believe the Trucker Convoy is a valid protest
• Kevin’s gender therapist is taking an exorbitant amount of time finishing her breast augmentation referral letter
• KF user @Meiwaku posts more excellent V-day cards
• @Cerabella unearths old tweets in which Kevin is accused of being a pedo
• Kevin draws more artwork about his goat fursona, Capri: a transgender, extremely gay, stoner that has definitely fucked your mom
• His next piece involves an inflatable shark with “curvy, birthing hips,” a thick tail, and love handles
• Kevin blames his unwillingness to draw on muh depression
• Kevin has secured a consultation appointment for his amhole revision surgery, in late March
• According to Kevin, Wellbutrin has given him a personality
• In the same day, he was called a “girl” by the weed shop employee! And he wasn’t even wearing a bra! Transition win!
• Kevin and the Tranch adopt a new grift: Penny needs two teeth pulled
• Immediately after, Kevin adds a $400 tablet to his Amazon wishlist
• The publisher of Kevin’s thread, KF user @0 1, updates Kevin’s fetish list
• After trying to report a TERF on Twitter, Wedge’s report was rejected within one minute of reporting
• Despite living in a BDSM-based “polycule,” Kevin pines for easily accessible “queer sex”
• Radfem Twitter dunks on Kevin as a “fetishizing pornsick man”
• The female sex releases a sigh of relief as Kevin announces that he has no intention of having sex with another “cis woman” ever again
• Link to KF user @Humbert Humbert masterpost for all Kevin and the Tranch-related pngs
• While this may not be explicitly Kevin-related, but click the link to see the most hilariously tragic lobster-claw-resembling amhole
• Kevin has a meltdown over the new Idaho law that charges parents or anyone enabling a child’s medical transition, see: parents mutilating healthy limbs, removing healthy organs, and sterilizing their children all in the name of some batshit spiritual belief that will never be medically necessary nor ethical
• Kevin is disappointed that a hot girl has not cum in his mouth in recent memory
• Kevin, an incel living in a love commune, lectures the unqueers about the virtues of queer sex he is not having
• Kevin admits that his hair “literally signals to other queers that I’m extremely queer”
• Kevin attracts the attention of Rhys McKinnon during one of his regular seethe sessions about mainstream “trans rights” discussions regarding troons in women’s sports
• Kevin orders Elden Ring and chocks up his inability to resist purchasing the game to being a trans woman
• Neck is shocked by how painful laser pain removal can be
• Kevin earnestly believes he is aging like a woman
• A baby alpaca dies in the care of the Tranch
• Kevin vows to block any e-begging troons that include body horror in their grifting tweets
• One of Kevin’s “girl” “friends,” Steb McDreb/Thomas Proctor, is an autistic British troon and cosplayer that unironically writes inflation porn, analysis courtesy of KF user @Meiwaku
• According to Kevin, his revision surgery consultation went really well, and by well, Kevin may need a skin graft and was told his loss of “depth” was not his fault
• Kevin blames his inherent laziness and obesity-related limitations in movement (he is out of breath from walking around the house) on “long covid”
• Kevin celebrates his 13th anniversary using Twitter, a platform that allowed us all to discover him and all his vile glory
• The epitomized troon compares his choice to medically transition to re-rolling a D&D character
• April 6th, 2022 marks the second anniversary of AmHole day
• Kevin emotionally blackmails his troon orbiters in a tweetstorm in which he details how he suffers from a panic attack every time a friend unfollows his Twitter account
• After tweeting endlessly about this topic, he realizes the unfollow was a “glitch” and definitely not that one mutual re-following him out of pity
• Kevin has booked plane tickets to see “Steb McDreb,” a UK-based “girl” “friend”
• Kevin is going to see Wedge, and likely Neck, very soon
• He then reminds us that we must never, ever criticize a “transfemme”
• Archimedes, one of the Tranch’s many cats, knocks over Kevin’s desk robot display

Big ups @Baby lurk-a-lot



Big ups @Chewing Character

Big ups @Chewing Character

Big ups @AirdropShitposts

On a related note to cracking eggs and rebirth, but more wholesome and with less grooming, may everyone have a very Happy Easter! I have been pumping out these 100-page recaps for over a year now and have no plans of stopping. Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing.

 

[scumbus]

2K pages crept up fast! I want to give huge thank you to everyone who has contributed to this thread, it's truly been wonderful reading your commentary and laughing at the wonderful memes that have developed over time. Cheers

 

[capsaicin]

Congrats on 2000! Everyone in this thread deserves a Transformer.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Happy 2000 pages of coping, seething, and not dilating to one and all! This thread is now in rare company- as of 4/16/22, there are only 6 other threads in this section with 2000 or more pages.


I guess what I'm trying to say is, KGIU board when?

 

[M3xus]

Good lord, 2000 pages and several spin-offs to boot. Keven really is the fat little cow that keeps mooing.

 

[Kane Lives]

Good lord, 2000 pages and several spin-offs to boot. Keven really is the fat little cow that keeps mooing.

It's like he assembled a superhero team of cows.

The Kevingers, if you will.

 

[Ninon42]

Possibly late and gay, but how many of these does Kevvie have on preorder at $349/ea? The site says they are due out Spring 2022.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Here's to the hope of reaching 20000 pages! May the milk flow consistently and sweetly for all of my fellow farmers. As long as Kevin is fat and no one wants to have sex with him, this thread will go on for years!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Gentlemen? It's been a pleasure following you on this journey here's to many more.

 

[Law]

Kevin has 2000 pages, and, as is tradition, Wedge does not have a thread.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

2000 pages and the dickless consoomer still can't use his Amhole