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Elden Ring does autosave every few minutes. It's done to prevent save-scumming, which I can get behind. At least it prevents people like Kevin from getting easy victories or reversing their losses. Haven't played a FromSoft game, but I can appreciate the idea behind why they're seemingly difficult. It makes for a worthwhile challenge that can be overcome, rather than for an easy experience that hands things to you.
 
Everyone talking about how Kevin’s body has been “ruined by hormones” is neglecting the fact that he is just fucking ugly, hormones or no. I actually don’t think he’d look any better if he weren’t on cross-sex hormones, he would just be less offensive because of his obviously male sex. I actually don’t think estrogen has done much damage that a bad genetics roll wouldn’t have done anyway.
he looked average with the beard even if he was bordering on fat. if he had hit the gym at that point instead of trooning out, he could easily have been above average.

please keep in mind this is America, where not being obese immediately puts you near the middle of the pack unless you have a deformity or got hit with an ugly bat. even if his face was middling at best, you'd be amazed what visible muscles can do for attractiveness in a country full of fatties.
 
he looked average with the beard even if he was bordering on fat. if he had hit the gym at that point instead of trooning out, he could easily have been above average.

please keep in mind this is America, where not being obese immediately puts you near the middle of the pack unless you have a deformity or got hit with an ugly bat. even if his face was middling at best, you'd be amazed what visible muscles can do for attractiveness in a country full of fatties.
Nah he would still be a crusty autistic pervert. Just a threat at that point since he could rape someone.
 
unfortunately lifting weights will never fix a terrible personality
Lifting weights can do wonders for someone's personality. It instills a sense of self-reliance and a willingness to put in effort towards a long-term goal. It helps even the lowliest coomer understand the meaning of delayed gratification. If Kevin had started lifting a couple of years before trooning out he might still have his dick.
 
Lifting weights can do wonders for someone's personality. It instills a sense of self-reliance and a willingness to put in effort towards a long-term goal. It helps even the lowliest coomer understand the meaning of delayed gratification. If Kevin had started lifting a couple of years before trooning out he might still have his dick.
I dunno, dawg. There’s a tranny @Meiwaku was following for a bit in the Tranny Sideshows thread who was a weightlifting beast; dude had an Adonis figure….trooned out. Seriously depressing stuff.

No tears shed over Kev, though.

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He says he has a ps4. Can any console peasants playing the game on ps4 confirm whether it's shit at saving? I am pressing all the doubt on it being worse.

I'm grateful to live in an age where I can play what I want and find a community for it. Games are supposed to be fun and not a chore, so seeing Kevvie give his best game journalist impression without actually being a game journalist is second hand embarrassing as usual.
I definitely saw some people were losing data on the PS5, but they were also losing power. I guess they better fix that up before we all have to charge our electric cars at the same time.

Pretty confident the game saves the second you defeat a boss, so the idea that he's having to rekill anything is wrong. A giant does not count as a boss, the entire conceit of the game is that big enemies are always roaming around the world but you can cut around them after you've collected what they have to give you.
 
I remember my ps4 bricking when I was playing DS2 SOTS, right after I'd beat Iron Keep (notoriously annoying area), losing all my data and progress. All I did was laugh about it to friends, took a couple weeks away from the game and then came back to beat it from the beginning. Games are fun, if you aren't a dopamine starved ghoul addicted to twitter rage it's pretty easy to laugh about trivial shit and go do something else till you feel like coming back to them.

If you are a 30 something and brought to tard rage by pokemon, MTG, Elden Ring and social media (the things functioning adults use for fun to blow off steam after dealing with real life), you are the very definition of "not gonna make it". Once this ranch shit collapses and Kevin has to waddle into a job interview, I hope he looks back to the years of arrested development and realises what a giant fuck up he is.
 

Sorry to grab this from a few pages back but these kinds of tweets from Kevin and his ilk are the ones that always fascinate me the most.
Not only can he not understand the idea of loving, or even just liking, yourself but he's actively mocking and openly hostile towards the idea. It's so beyond his ken that people can accept the base they're given and spend their lives maintaining (staying healthy, hygienic...), improving (working out, learning new skills, finding ways to maximize your given strengths and minimize your flaws....) and customizing (hair dye, tattoos, piercings...) it that he acts like not even considering redesigning yourself from scratch is somehow ignorant.

It really is telling at just how much Kevin and his crew hate themselves to the point of being angry at the very idea that other people don't. Accepting the parts of us we can't change doesn't mean not growing or pushing your own limits, but is just a mature and realistic way of recognizing your own strengths and weaknesses.
To prevent this from becoming a mirror version of a troon word-salad I'll give an example of what I mean:

Let's say you're really good at basketball but not super tall:

Giving in to your flaw would be quitting playing altogether and bitching and moaning about how unfair it is for your entire life. If you're really bitter about it you may even try to get the game itself changed (I guess in this example it would be lowering the nets?) in a grotesque mockery of "inclusion" when in reality you just want the world to cater to your whims with the lowest amount of actual effort.

"Re-Rolling" as Kevin would put it would be getting experimental surgery and growth hormones to make yourself taller, thus fucking up your health and body to the point of preventing you from ever playing again but hey, when you stand up from your wheelchair your height sure does match the new one on your license.

Accepting your flaw would be understanding that you can still play the game, and still be really good at it, but you're not going to be the guy dunking it. Maybe this means compensating with better aim, or practicing your footwork so you can dance around others but the point is you know your height isn't changing, you know this gives you a disadvantage but you're still doing what you love and still rocking it.

To me that is by fair more admirable, more mature and leads to a much happier existence than just getting what you want now now now. People like Kev though would rather scream that it's unfair though because in their heads they're the main character and what's the point of something like basketball even existing if they can't be the ones dunking the ball and being called a superstar?

No species on this planet is meant to "re-roll", customizing your characters is a (relatively) new privilege in already unreal settings and doesn't translate into real life anymore than wielding a sword the size of Andre the Giant does and yet with Kevin's attitude towards it all he acts as though not being able to do so (or at least live out the fantasy that he's doing so) is a violation of his human rights.

Another analogy I pull out a lot for troons is this:
Imagine you were born in Canada but always felt in your heart of hearts that you belong in Germany. You will always have been born in Canada, you will always have spent the years there that you did, living as a Canadian, but if you put the work in, learn the language, learn the culture, move your butt there and integrate you could potentially both socially and legally become a German citizen.
You know what won't get you what you want though? Moving there and demanding all the Germans around you speak english to accommodate you, or constantly complaining that its not fair that you have to work so hard while some children just get to be born and raised German. No lies, papers or cosmetic changes will alter the fact that you were born in Canada, but that doesn't mean you can't be happy in Germany, it just means you have to accept that the path to get there will be a little harder to walk and a bit more twisty.
(drunken edit: This is an analogy, not a power level.)
 
Sorry to grab this from a few pages back but these kinds of tweets from Kevin and his ilk are the ones that always fascinate me the most...
It's also the most retarded, NEET, delusional way to look at it too. Go up to the average person and tell them you want to "re-roll your stats" and you're going to be given the fluoride stare because they'll have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Even something that's supposed to be so awful as hating the sex you are - literally hating the fiber of your being down every cell in your body - he has to relate it to his fried dopamine receptors and his carnivorous consumption of media in the most infantile pathetic way possible. Even the "I wish I could die and be reborn as a woman!!" shit can be told to the average person and they can nod along, even if they deep down think you're crazy. It reminds me of those people that compare EVERYTHING to Star Wars.

He also doesn't realize in his own analogy that "re-rolling" doesn't mean "I now get all the special magical powers I want"... it's supposed to be random, it's a dice roll. He gets +5 tits and also -1500 body health and +1 rotting hole between his schmeaty man legs.
 
So hear me out, I’m working on a theory that trannies like Kevin get the same weird humiliation/exobibsitionism thrill from posting ugly selfies on social media as they do when there in lady’s restrooms in public.
I think there is something deeply psychological about being as ugly as Kevin is, posting pics of yourself like your “hot” and having 100’s of people who all say your a woman and hot.
 
He also doesn't realize in his own analogy that "re-rolling" doesn't mean "I now get all the special magical powers I want"... it's supposed to be random, it's a dice roll. He gets +5 tits
More accurately, Kevin nat 20'd his cope roll, and now his character thinks he has +5 tits. He has to pass a seethe check every year to keep the effect up.
 
Not only can he not understand the idea of loving, or even just liking, yourself but he's actively mocking and openly hostile towards the idea. It's so beyond his ken that people can accept the base they're given and spend their lives maintaining (staying healthy, hygienic...), improving (working out, learning new skills, finding ways to maximize your given strengths and minimize your flaws....) and customizing (hair dye, tattoos, piercings...) it that he acts like not even considering redesigning yourself from scratch is somehow ignorant.

It really is telling at just how much Kevin and his crew hate themselves to the point of being angry at the very idea that other people don't. Accepting the parts of us we can't change doesn't mean not growing or pushing your own limits, but is just a mature and realistic way of recognizing your own strengths and weaknesses.
Oh, sure, it may seem like that but that's most likely just the cope the unqueer has for not orgasming as much as the queer does. Wasting all their time having a "life" and feeling "good" about themselves instead of tweeting about how much cumming they're doing. Simply going about their day and having relationships instead of pursuing the ultimate pleasure of the queer orgasm.

What a backwards and perverse lifestyle. We'll look back on this time and wonder why we didn't just euthanize the unqueer rather than let them continue to suffer in savagery when they can choose to become queer and ascend to a higher plane of existence.
 
Lifting weights can do wonders for someone's personality. It instills a sense of self-reliance and a willingness to put in effort towards a long-term goal. It helps even the lowliest coomer understand the meaning of delayed gratification. If Kevin had started lifting a couple of years before trooning out he might still have his dick.
>depths of homolust
>weight lifting

Username checks out.

It CAN instill it, but it can also instill other things that the body building and exercise community still has to work out (pun not intended), like bro science and bro where is my pussy even though I worked out (both which alternate universe lift Kevin would still fall into). And there will always be people who take a shortcut or complain anyway. Steroid use would be alternate Kebin timeline.
Once this ranch shit collapses and Kevin has to waddle into a job interview, I hope he looks back to the years of arrested development and realises what a giant fuck up he is.
I like this post but Kevin won't walk into a job interview. He'll live off a tugboat, he'll couch surf, he'll look for a new dom and leave Penny's ass claiming he was abusive, he will NOT get a job unless it's sitting on his ass doing nothing like streaming.

It will be a cold day in hell if he walks into the job interview, but it would happen before he realizes his fuckupness too. He'd just reminisce about the old days and drop the job like a hot rock the sooner he can get his hands on shitting his pants and doing nothing.

Sorry to grab this from a few pages back but these kinds of tweets from Kevin and his ilk are the ones that always fascinate me the most.
Can't speak for others but I'll only complain or be flabbergasted if it's more than a month back, or if it's off topic. The thread moves at a decent pace, it can be hard to stay on top of it if you have a life.
Not only can he not understand the idea of loving, or even just liking, yourself but he's actively mocking and openly hostile towards the idea. It's so beyond his ken that people can accept the base they're given and spend their lives maintaining (staying healthy, hygienic...), improving (working out, learning new skills, finding ways to maximize your given strengths and minimize your flaws....) and customizing (hair dye, tattoos, piercings...) it that he acts like not even considering redesigning yourself from scratch is somehow ignorant.
That's it, that's why he couldn't understand being cis! Thanks, that connects some dots.
Ironically he thinks customizing lead to his improvement when it was a choice he made in general that maybe just improved his social circle of asspats and not him as a person. Hedonist tend to stop being hedonist when they have enough self reflection to look at others and realize they improved themselves while they destroyed parts of themselves with pleasure chasing. Kevin surrounds himself with his own homemade insulating troon groom bubble that he doesn't have that epiphany.

I’m working on a theory
The way you say this makes me want to see you write an academic essay with sources.
He also doesn't realize in his own analogy that "re-rolling" doesn't mean "I now get all the special magical powers I want"... it's supposed to be random, it's a dice roll. He gets +5 tits and also -1500 body health and +1 rotting hole between his schmeaty man legs.
He wants character creation and godmode cheats. But we won't figure out the science for it for at least 100 more years, if ever. Best to do what you can now.

Even if he was born with all he ever wanted in a world he always dream of, he'd still complain.

More accurately, Kevin nat 20'd his cope roll, and now his character thinks he has +5 tits. He has to pass a seethe check every year to keep the effect up.
He keeps passing with maxed out stats too.
 
Sorry to grab this from a few pages back but these kinds of tweets from Kevin and his ilk are the ones that always fascinate me the most.
Not only can he not understand the idea of loving, or even just liking, yourself but he's actively mocking and openly hostile towards the idea. It's so beyond his ken that people can accept the base they're given and spend their lives maintaining (staying healthy, hygienic...), improving (working out, learning new skills, finding ways to maximize your given strengths and minimize your flaws....) and customizing (hair dye, tattoos, piercings...) it that he acts like not even considering redesigning yourself from scratch is somehow ignorant.

It really is telling at just how much Kevin and his crew hate themselves to the point of being angry at the very idea that other people don't. Accepting the parts of us we can't change doesn't mean not growing or pushing your own limits, but is just a mature and realistic way of recognizing your own strengths and weaknesses.
To prevent this from becoming a mirror version of a troon word-salad I'll give an example of what I mean:

Let's say you're really good at basketball but not super tall:

Giving in to your flaw would be quitting playing altogether and bitching and moaning about how unfair it is for your entire life. If you're really bitter about it you may even try to get the game itself changed (I guess in this example it would be lowering the nets?) in a grotesque mockery of "inclusion" when in reality you just want the world to cater to your whims with the lowest amount of actual effort.

"Re-Rolling" as Kevin would put it would be getting experimental surgery and growth hormones to make yourself taller, thus fucking up your health and body to the point of preventing you from ever playing again but hey, when you stand up from your wheelchair your height sure does match the new one on your license.

Accepting your flaw would be understanding that you can still play the game, and still be really good at it, but you're not going to be the guy dunking it. Maybe this means compensating with better aim, or practicing your footwork so you can dance around others but the point is you know your height isn't changing, you know this gives you a disadvantage but you're still doing what you love and still rocking it.

To me that is by fair more admirable, more mature and leads to a much happier existence than just getting what you want now now now. People like Kev though would rather scream that it's unfair though because in their heads they're the main character and what's the point of something like basketball even existing if they can't be the ones dunking the ball and being called a superstar?

No species on this planet is meant to "re-roll", customizing your characters is a (relatively) new privilege in already unreal settings and doesn't translate into real life anymore than wielding a sword the size of Andre the Giant does and yet with Kevin's attitude towards it all he acts as though not being able to do so (or at least live out the fantasy that he's doing so) is a violation of his human rights.

Another analogy I pull out a lot for troons is this:
Imagine you were born in Canada but always felt in your heart of hearts that you belong in Germany. You will always have been born in Canada, you will always have spent the years there that you did, living as a Canadian, but if you put the work in, learn the language, learn the culture, move your butt there and integrate you could potentially both socially and legally become a German citizen.
You know what won't get you what you want though? Moving there and demanding all the Germans around you speak english to accommodate you, or constantly complaining that its not fair that you have to work so hard while some children just get to be born and raised German. No lies, papers or cosmetic changes will alter the fact that you were born in Canada, but that doesn't mean you can't be happy in Germany, it just means you have to accept that the path to get there will be a little harder to walk and a bit more twisty.
(drunken edit: This is an analogy, not a power level.)

What's that old saying? Easier to put on shoes than to cover the world in leather?
 
So hear me out, I’m working on a theory that trannies like Kevin get the same weird humiliation/exobibsitionism thrill from posting ugly selfies on social media as they do when there in lady’s restrooms in public.
I think there is something deeply psychological about being as ugly as Kevin is, posting pics of yourself like your “hot” and having 100’s of people who all say your a woman and hot.
I think they start out deeply insecure in romantic/sexual relationships and spiral from there.

Kevin was a /b/tard with no sense of style, poor grooming, and (let's face it) kinda ugly. No way he's pulling puss. He goes through puberty an awkward 4/10; he's not getting girls hitting on him, he hits on them and gets shot down, and yet sees the girls get boyfriends almost effortlessly. He wants that kind of power to pick and choose his own mates, but is too stupid and self-centered to acknowledge his flaws and build on his strengths. Sure he gets a girl here or there, but she isn't the impossibly kinky 10/10 nympho he faps to, so he's not satisfied. In his mind, women live on easy street because the guys come to them. No finally he breaks, comes out as a tranny, and gets oodles and oodles of attention from sycophants and chasers. It's all downhill from there.
 
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