Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Goyslop Muncher]

Listening to last night's Kino Kasino and whew, Ralph is gunning for "toughest guy on the Internet" award. Come on Ralph shoot all your mortal enemies, you'll get away with it!

 

[Gamercat]

Listening to last night's Kino Kasino and whew, Ralph is gunning for "toughest guy on the Internet" award. Come on Ralph shoot all your mortal enemies, you'll get away with it!

he would accidentally die by pointing the gun wrong

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I hope he keeps up the trend of threatening to kill people and gets more unhinged with it. "I may actually just kill Evan so I could sell that house once and for all, if you wanna know the truth of it."

 

[bravado]

Watching this clip, I feel Ralph is truly speaking to Jim. He’s going to get that hot jailbod back for his Daddy Jim.

 

[Wormy]

Watching this clip, I feel Ralph is truly speaking to Jim. He’s going to get that hot jailbod back for his Daddy Jim.

"I'm bulletproof!"

*Laugh's in Portuguese*

 

[Michael Janke]

"I'm bulletproof!"

*Laugh's in Portuguese*

Ralph: i never got shot in portugal. Debunked.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Ralph: i never got shot in portugal. Debunked.

Ralphamale weakness is obviously the fists of the pimps of the underage girls he tries to fuck.

 

[Pill Cosby]

The video at the end of Kino Casino is a remarkable well edited piece of munition against Ralph. Serious editing, hilarious and arguably the editor "Created" a Jim that does Jim...better than Jim.

And then there is this...which I have no words for. Ralph is...I don't know, melting?

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It looks like his tits have tits. Gross.

 

[Michael Janke]

Ralph thinks he's gonna outlive anybody. there's a 50/50 chance he doesn't outlive Jim.

 

[MeltyTW]

I appreciate the absurdity that is Ethan choosing to wear a shirt that says fed and a hat that says kid diddler. The jokes are so obvious they make themselves. How does he not see that?

His eyes don't poimt the right way to see his reflection properly

I hope he keeps up the trend of threatening to kill people and gets more unhinged with it. "I may actually just kill Evan so I could sell that house once and for all, if you wanna know the truth of it."

You forgot about all his rape threats though

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph thinks he's gonna outlive anybody. there's a 50/50 chance he doesn't outlive Jim.

New poll who dies first?

 

[Stupid]

Watching this clip, I feel Ralph is truly speaking to Jim. He’s going to get that hot jailbod back for his Daddy Jim.

Even if Ralph lost weight and got into fighting shape like he says he wants to, would all of the resulting loose skin become a hindrance to him in a street tustle or boxing match? Wouldn't it be like fighting a melting man?

 

[Fannyscum]

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[MadStan]

It looks like his tits have tits. Gross.

Jesus fuck - it is a real photo too. I saw the video. Looks like Ralph might have an acting job, I found a role he can reprise from Blade. I wish I was joking when I say Ralph's is actually more disgusting.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ralph thinks he's gonna outlive anybody. there's a 50/50 chance he doesn't outlive Jim.

Jim outliving him is a near certainty. His cancer is reasonably slow-acting even with whatever autoimmune thing he has. Ralph is on booze, coke, xanax, painkillers, maybe meth, and jenkem; and he’s a one-in-million dysgenic abomination.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

Watching this clip, I feel Ralph is truly speaking to Jim. He’s going to get that hot jailbod back for his Daddy Jim.

There's no way this fatass with double tits is 250 pounds even if he's legit 5'1" or below. You can't invent a new category and be 250 lbs. He's beyond double chins

Jim outliving him is a near certainty. His cancer is reasonably slow-acting even with whatever autoimmune thing he has. Ralph is on booze, coke, xanax, painkillers, maybe meth, and jenkem; and he’s a one-in-million dysgenic abomination.

Isn't he also in remission? I know that's what fake jim said, but I'm pretty sure real Jim has shared details with fake Jim... He was aware of the fuck Ralph video beforehand which is where fake jim said it

You have auto immune issues from cancer medications which can last for years after treatment, so even after remission you got problems

 

[MadStan]

 

[Pill Cosby]

Jesus fuck - it is a real photo too. I saw the video. Looks like Ralph might have an acting job, I found a role he can reprise from Blade. I wish I was joking when I say Ralph's is actually more disgusting.

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Ralph the record keeper. He knows the secrets to the corn.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Even if Ralph lost weight and got into fighting shape like he says he wants to, would all of the resulting loose skin become a hindrance to him in a street tustle or boxing match? Wouldn't it be like fighting a melting man?

I'm 6'4" and ~210ish pounds after having been 330 at my heaviest (and even then I didn't have double fucking tits. Ralph is lying through his teeth about being "250"). The skin sucks but it's almost unnoticeable clothed. Maybe a disadvantage getting grappled, but it's super marginal. We're not talking elite fighters at the top of their game, we're talking a backyard retard scuffle.

 

[AltisticRight]

"Thankfully, there's laws out there stopping folks like me."

Suddenly, the fat pig is 'law-abiding'.

The Californian right-wing Christian coin merchant better clutch his shekels in fear of this Southern outlaw-abiding Ralphamale.