Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

If these yapping muppets are gone, the relationship will be repaired in less than 10 years

Laughing my ass off into space mode is on.

 

[White_N]

Many joke about how globohombo corrupts innocent souls, but seeing a Russian calling his fellow Germans to start a war with Russia and get nuked by relatively safe nuclear warheads is quite bevildering.

Ha-ha, us Germans, right, babe. Ha-ha, nukes are going to explode anyway, ha-ha. No peace with Russia, ha-ha.

Just a small preventative nuclear war before tea.
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Bonus bad take:
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How do you do, Fellow Germans? Say... how about another war with Russia but this time to, uh, prevent genocide?

This isn't just some rando who doesn't even have a blue checkhole either, he's part of the international bugman NGO class, which acts as the modern equivalent of courtiers / Grima Wormtongues to the powerful:

Experienced Office Director with a demonstrated history of working in the think tanks industry. Skilled in Partnerships, Politics, Economic and Security Issues, Human Rights and International Business Consulting. Strong community and social services professional with a Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D.) focused on Political Science.

I sure hope he doesn't get flash-fried to a radioactive, yet greasy, stain on the office wall in an ironic twist of fate!

Until I started the video, I thought you were telling a joke, Jesus.

— Do you need help?
— I don't have a leg.

 

[just a banana]

More war brand goods- cheap at half the price! All proceeds to go to some useful cause!
https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/President-Volodymyr-Zelenskyy-Commemorative-Coin-p/ukraine.htm https://archive.ph/MmgWu

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Is that a bootleg Hagia Sofia scale model that was packaged with mold release agent?

 

[Borscht]

Is that a bootleg Hagia Sofia scale model that was packaged with mold release agent?

Close. According to Wikipedia, "Heart of Chechnya" was built by Turkish architects and workforce, and its design was based on Sultan Akhmed mosque also located in Istam... Instan... Fuck it, Constantinople. Since we are world-conquering Hitlers now, I say we retake it next both to flex on Catholicism and make the Baltics seethe and cope over how unimportant they are, not even worth invading despite their countless claims to the contrary.

For all the talk of how "Kыыыыыiiiiiv is important to the Russians because muh Ruthenia", it is Tsargrad that is the actual endgame. Always has been.

 

[White_N]

More war brand goods- cheap at half the price! All proceeds to go to some useful cause!
https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/President-Volodymyr-Zelenskyy-Commemorative-Coin-p/ukraine.htm https://archive.ph/MmgWu
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Our dear leader is going to be rich with his Jewish coins, I telling you.

 

[Balr0g]

Bonus bad take:
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How do you do, Fellow Germans? Say... how about another war with Russia but this time to, uh, prevent genocide?

This isn't just some rando who doesn't even have a blue checkhole either, he's part of the international bugman NGO class, which acts as the modern equivalent of courtiers / Grima Wormtongues to the powerful:

Experienced Office Director with a demonstrated history of working in the think tanks industry. Skilled in Partnerships, Politics, Economic and Security Issues, Human Rights and International Business Consulting. Strong community and social services professional with a Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D.) focused on Political Science.

I sure hope he doesn't get flash-fried to a radioactive, yet greasy, stain on the office wall in an ironic twist of fate!

I hope nobody tells him that the Ukrainians happily joint Nazi units to commit genocie in the Soviet Union during WW2. Imagine if Germany starts to think "Wait a minute. Germany is at it's best when we are ALLIED with Russia" We might get the next partition of Poland.

Oh and does anyone think Russia might start to attack supply runs for Ukrainian units? Tecnically once they are on Ukrainian territory they should be fair game. Of course that is in theory. Also how long until Mariupol falls? I read that the Russians demanded the surrender of it's last defenders. This might be the last objective to end the war: denying a sea route for Ukraine.

 

[just a banana]

Our dear leader is going to be rich with his Jewish coins, I telling you.

I wonder if there's a market for goods featuring the unexpected (to me at least) spanking theme of this war... maybe T shirts or posters...

https://twitter.com/AlchevskUA/status/1515659001161265156

 

[White_N]

In Kharkiv, the National security forces destroyed a monument to Georgy Zhukov, Marshal of Victory. Under his command, the 1st Belorussian and 1st Ukrainian Fronts liberated Europe from Nazi troops during the Great Patriotic War.

Ukraine continues to get rid of the legacy of the Union.

In Lviv, on the territory of the memorial complex "Hill of Glory", Soviet symbols were dismantled. It will be transferred to the museum "Territory of Terror". This was announced by the first deputy mayor of Lviv Andrey Moskalenko.

 

[Based Boy]

Alarming news coming from Russian MoD.
Aleksandr Dvornikov, theater commander of Russian forces in Ukraine, also known as Head Janny of Russian Federation (Dvornik = Janitor in Russian) has released a chilling drawings of proposed punishment for AZOV militants who refuse to surrender to Russian Forces in Mariupol'.
Dvornikov claims he will personally administer punishment!

Spoiler: NSFW

Ukrainian parliament already asking for increased sanctions on Russian Federation to starve Dvornikov out by decreasing his pay, yet it is not clear how such measures will help to achieve this goal (he does it for free).

 

[White_N]

The Azovstal plant in Mariupol began to be bombarded with leaflets offering the AFU to surrender, the correspondent of Izvestia, Semyon Eremin, reported.

The deadline for the ultimatum of those blocked on Azovstal has expired — the humanitarian corridors have closed

Meanwhile, there are already shots taken near Azovstal — Russian aviation has begun to strike at the facility.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

So my fate is decided by hohols whose decisions are made by American neocons.

You just summed up this entire war, going back to 2014. The Biden family fortune depends on your sacrifice.

 

[White_N]

In the video with the Ukrainian soldiers who surrendered, the message in general is: "I don't hurt anyone; no one hurt me." I want this to end soon. "

A new tradition has appeared in Donbass: the closest and dearest people—children, wives, mothers—tie a white ribbon on soldiers' arms before leaving for the positions of the fighters.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Remember this dude in a trash can in Mariupol? This is strange.

“Azovites” executed a mercenary from the Middle East️. The day before, we published a photo showing how neo-Nazis from Azov threw the corpse of their colleague into a trash can. The fighters of the NM DPR later examined the body and came to the conclusion that the dead Azov militant they found was actually executed by his colleagues. Moreover, an examination of the things and other “evidence” that he had with him allows us to conclude that the military man executed by the “Azov” was a foreigner. The special services have already taken control of this case, and consultants with extensive experience in the field of forensic examination and genetic examination are inclined to believe that this is a native of the Middle East - most likely Turkomans. From ourselves, we note that the Turkomans live in northern Syria and are fighting on the side of pro-Turkish groups in Idlib, Lattakia and Aleppo. In addition, there are also quite a few representatives of this nationality in the Turkish PMC Sadat.

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

In Kharkiv, the National security forces destroyed a monument to Georgy Zhukov, Marshal of Victory. Under his command, the 1st Belorussian and 1st Ukrainian Fronts liberated Europe from Nazi troops during the Great Patriotic War.

Zhukov was the realest nigga in all of the Soviet Union, and is most of the reason why they didn't get rolled by the Germans in WW2. Ukrops are just going full retard at this point.

 

[White_N]

Mad Max.

How do you like this "custom armor" of KAMAZ

Handicraft armor of vehicles of logistics support units of CJSC in the zone of special military operation

 

[Kane Lives]

Mad Max.

How do you like this "custom armor" of KAMAZ

Handicraft armor of vehicles of logistics support units of CJSC in the zone of special military operation
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Damn. Does those even work? I suppose it'd block small arms, but I think even a .50 cal would puncture it good.

 

[just a banana]

I hope nobody tells him that the Ukrainians happily joint Nazi units to commit genocie in the Soviet Union during WW2. Imagine if Germany starts to think "Wait a minute. Germany is at it's best when we are ALLIED with Russia" We might get the next partition of Poland.

Some Poles seem to have other ideas

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1515633540129558530

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

Damn. Does those even work? I suppose it'd block small arms, but I think even a .50 cal would puncture it good.

Ask the Serbs, they're the ones that have the most experience getting bullied by custom made armored clowncars.

 

[Based Boy]

Some Poles seem to have other ideas

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1515633540129558530

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I bet it's just pro-Russian Polish politicians who want to become part of the Russian Federation along side with Ukraine after the war.