Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JustSomeDong]

Its been a while but didnt hitchhikers end with them getting earth back and some weird flying love scene? It was strange, but I didn't find it infuriating at the time. Stuff was kinda messy after the restaurant at the end of the universe bit anyways so I guess I wasn't expecting anything too profound by the end of it.
It always struck me as weird that he launched his career biting adams since I think Terry Pratchetts stuff is stylistically similar enough to scratch that itch. I guess if you are married to sci fi it wouldn't do much for you, but I always looked at Hitchhikers as a comedy with a sci fi setting

Douglas Adams made like 30 different versions of HHGttG and various endings, for all the different media formats it ended up playing on (BBC radio show was awesome, and I'll kill any man that tries to steal my bootlegged copies). It actually started as several short stories titles something like The Wonderful Ends of the Earth, if I recall. The hyperspace bypass story was to be the first, but it grew into something special all on its own. After it evolved into HHG, I think that books 3-6 weren't even written in order, but don't quote me, I could be wrong. It definitely got a little weird in spots and dragged in other spots, but I have no clue what this piggy hated so much about the ending. Its cheeky Brit comedy with a scifi setting, not hard scifi. Red Dwarf was also a great british scifi comedy, speaking of.

 

[wes]

In honor of Patrick's upcoming 42nd birthday, I'd just like to remind KF about why Patrick's novel Gate Crashers was written.

Patrick read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and was furious, because Douglas Adams was a terrible author who didn't end it properly. Motivated by sheer rage and jealousy, he set out to write his own Hitchhiker's Guide, but much better.

He mentions this in the acknowledgement section of Gate Crashers, choosing to thank himself first before his wife, publisher, agent, editor, etc:

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If Fatrick meant Mostly Harmless, Douglas Adams himself admitted it came from a very miserable place in his life that reflected heavily in the book. Adams alluded to how he'd actually have wanted to make a sixth book in the Hitchhiker's series where it would end on a much lighter note than Mostly Harmless in an interview:

So, there will come a point I suspect at some point in the future where I will write a sixth Hitch-Hiker book. But I kind of want to do that in an odd kind of way because people have said, quite rightly, that "Mostly Harmless" is a very bleak book. And it was a bleak book. The reason for that is very simple - I was having a lousy year, for all sorts of personal reasons that I don't want to go into, I just had a thoroughly miserable year, and I was trying to write a book against that background. And, guess what, it was a rather bleak book!

I would love to finish Hitch-Hiker on a slightly more upbeat note, so five seems to be a wrong kind of number, six is a better kind of number.

However, Adams died due to a heart attack in 2001, which could similarly be Fatrick's future because Fatrick is Fat. If Fatrick meant And Another Thing... (published in 2009, when Fat Pat got his idea), it wasn't even written by Adams and Fatrick is retarded. In conclusion, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ableist for insulting a man who was clearly working out trauma in the throes of depression through writing, and not harassing bartenders at Hooligans.

Nobody asked but I thought the Hitchhiker's series went downhill as soon as Fenchurch was introduced, and the only reason I kept going with the fifth book was because I had an omnibus of the series.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Someone needs to drop this fat fuck onto Frogstar B.

 

[JJLiautaud]

If Fatrick meant Mostly Harmless, Douglas Adams himself admitted it came from a very miserable place in his life that reflected heavily in the book. Adams alluded to how he'd actually have wanted to make a sixth book in the Hitchhiker's series where it would end on a much lighter note than Mostly Harmless in an interview:

However, Adams died due to a heart attack in 2001, which could similarly be Fatrick's future because Fatrick is Fat. If Fatrick meant And Another Thing... (published in 2009, when Fat Pat got his idea), it wasn't even written by Adams and Fatrick is retarded. In conclusion, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ableist for insulting a man who was clearly working out trauma in the throes of depression through writing, and not harassing bartenders at Hooligans.

Nobody asked but I thought the Hitchhiker's series went downhill as soon as Fenchurch was introduced, and the only reason I kept going with the fifth book was because I had an omnibus of the series.

Yeah it did especially given that Fenchurch is introduced on the very first page at least canonically

 

[Ophelia]

He mentions this in the acknowledgement section of Gate Crashers, choosing to thank himself first before his wife, publisher, agent, editor, etc:

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Wooow I knew the dope didn’t respect Tolkien, but he doesn’t even respect Douglas Adams? What a twat. Shitting on the giants whose shoulders he stands upon.

Which is larger, his ego or his gut?

 

[wes]

Yeah it did especially given that Fenchurch is introduced on the very first page at least canonically

I meant more when she became a major named character, but you got me. It's been a while

 

[Fakenamemagoo]

Which is larger, his ego or his gut?

I would argue his gut. As his ego is the product of his small mind.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

In honor of Patrick's upcoming 42nd birthday, I'd just like to remind KF about why Patrick's novel Gate Crashers was written.

Patrick read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and was furious, because Douglas Adams was a terrible author who didn't end it properly. Motivated by sheer rage and jealousy, he set out to write his own Hitchhiker's Guide, but much better.

He mentions this in the acknowledgement section of Gate Crashers, choosing to thank himself first before his wife, publisher, agent, editor, etc:

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"Accidentally launched a writing career", when you're a superior being like Fatrick here, you accidentally accomplish what takes others countless years of blood, sweat and tears. Never mind the fact the meager ounce of recognition he has was gained by playing victim and nestling the cock of correct politics far inside his ass. I wonder how long will the woke establishment put up with his obnoxious, entitled, abrasive, smug, self-congratulatory oinking.

 

[valis]

In honor of Patrick's upcoming 42nd birthday, I'd just like to remind KF about why Patrick's novel Gate Crashers was written.

Patrick read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and was furious, because Douglas Adams was a terrible author who didn't end it properly. Motivated by sheer rage and jealousy, he set out to write his own Hitchhiker's Guide, but much better.

He mentions this in the acknowledgement section of Gate Crashers, choosing to thank himself first before his wife, publisher, agent, editor, etc:

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How fucking dare he.

 

[AnOminous]

Wooow I knew the dope didn’t respect Tolkien, but he doesn’t even respect Douglas Adams? What a twat. Shitting on the giants whose shoulders he stands upon.

Which is larger, his ego or his gut?

Whatever you can criticize Tolkien or Adams for, and there are certainly a few things, they aren't whatever this fat jealous fucking idiot thinks they are, with his shitty writing that isn't even entertainingly bad enough to be famous for just being bad. His writing is just so bad it's shit. Both will be remembered in 100 years from now. Nobody will have the slightest clue who Fatty is even reading his obituary (from dying of being fat).

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

it's a shame Twitter doesn't let you use non-Roman characters in your username, or else rascals could have had fun using the Cyrillic characters 'а' 'е' and 'у', which look exactly like Roman letters, to create spoof usernames (e.g. stеаlthуgееk)

That would be further proof that ONA Forums is nothing but Russian bots.

However, Adams died due to a heart attack in 2001, which could similarly be Fatrick's future because Fatrick is Fat. If Fatrick meant And Another Thing... (published in 2009, when Fat Pat got his idea), it wasn't even written by Adams and Fatrick is retarded. In conclusion, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ableist for insulting a man who was clearly working out trauma in the throes of depression through writing, and not harassing bartenders at Hooligans.

Imagine the loss to the world if Pat choked on his own obesity tomorrow. We'd lose so many great unwritten novels like the continuing adventures of tranny space crabs watching the Milwaukee Brewers at Space McDonalds while fighting Fonald Plumpf or that sequel to A Christmas Carol with Tiny Tim that's sure to put anything Dickens ever wrote to shame. Yes, it truly would be a shame if this titan of literature dropped dead tomorrow, please lose weight Pat

 

[r00]

Patrick's apparently not been giving up enough goods this weekend, so a bunch of rascals over at the other forum have seemingly lost interest and turned to cannibalism. The second they lose focus, it all descends quickly into tryhard faggotry. One particularly autistic poster called NikisProlapsedAnus seems to be causing quite a stir with his endless shitposting. Dan is taking flak for saying on the podcast that women should be shielded from anonymous mockery. Robertmewler was made fun of in various shitposts, and the reaction from all involved was an embarrassing mix of unfunny faggotry, butthurt and simping. Then Boomia posted a photo of his fat son's chubby hands (because he's clearly at least half retarded) and then freaked out when everyone made fun of his kids piggy little trotters. It's been pretty funny, but if they don't sort it out and focus on the prize pig, I reckon the whole forum will collapse quicker than pat's shitty fence

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Penguicon finally published the schedule only 5 days before the event, but they don't include name of panelists and speakers at all, archived (nothing remarkable to see)

An attendee explains why:


Longer explanation on their site

https://archive.fo/wip/dyQRh

Too bad Pat's profile and activities on their event calendar app was already published, and archived in this post before they paywalled it


Reminder that the only reason we even know he's attending this trash con is because of his oversharing about it. He wanted us to know, and now he's making the retards that run it go out of their way to "protect" him just so he can play victim. Attention seeking homo.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Whatever you can criticize Tolkien or Adams for, and there are certainly a few things, they aren't whatever this fat jealous fucking idiot thinks they are, with his shitty writing that isn't even entertainingly bad enough to be famous for just being bad. His writing is just so bad it's shit. Both will be remembered in 100 years from now. Nobody will have the slightest clue who Fatty is even reading his obituary (from dying of being fat).

Noooo!!! We need to know the secret how you grind African American children in our basement and turn them into award winning pepperoni!

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

it's a shame Twitter doesn't let you use non-Roman characters in your username, or else rascals could have had fun using the Cyrillic characters 'а' 'е' and 'у', which look exactly like Roman letters, to create spoof usernames (e.g. stеаlthуgееk)

and getting a twitter check mark before engaging with fatrick

 

[instythot]

Patrick's apparently not been giving up enough goods this weekend, so a bunch of rascals over at the other forum have seemingly lost interest and turned to cannibalism. The second they lose focus, it all descends quickly into tryhard faggotry. One particularly autistic poster called NikisProlapsedAnus seems to be causing quite a stir with his endless shitposting. Dan is taking flak for saying on the podcast that women should be shielded from anonymous mockery. Robertmewler was made fun of in various shitposts, and the reaction from all involved was an embarrassing mix of unfunny faggotry, butthurt and simping. Then Boomia posted a photo of his fat son's chubby hands (because he's clearly at least half retarded) and then freaked out when everyone made fun of his kids piggy little trotters. It's been pretty funny, but if they don't sort it out and focus on the prize pig, I reckon the whole forum will collapse quicker than pat's shitty fence

Nah, this is pretty normal. They turned on Opie, Anthony and Jimmy in the first place and are still around and survived the first off-reddit site owner shutting the place down by surprise over aggressive patposting. Think EDF with some pro wrestling heel turns. Their forum will be around in some form until the end of the internet despite internal drama

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Patrick's apparently not been giving up enough goods this weekend, so a bunch of rascals over at the other forum have seemingly lost interest and turned to cannibalism. The second they lose focus, it all descends quickly into tryhard faggotry. One particularly autistic poster called NikisProlapsedAnus seems to be causing quite a stir with his endless shitposting. Dan is taking flak for saying on the podcast that women should be shielded from anonymous mockery. Robertmewler was made fun of in various shitposts, and the reaction from all involved was an embarrassing mix of unfunny faggotry, butthurt and simping. Then Boomia posted a photo of his fat son's chubby hands (because he's clearly at least half retarded) and then freaked out when everyone made fun of his kids piggy little trotters. It's been pretty funny, but if they don't sort it out and focus on the prize pig, I reckon the whole forum will collapse quicker than pat's shitty fence

This has been the Rascals MO since Reddit. during any lull people revert to settling petty internal beefs and attacking one another. But they always snap back to focus when there's more trolling to be done.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I meant more when she became a major named character, but you got me. It's been a while

Yeah i know i was just being an asshole.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

However, Adams died due to a heart attack in 2001, which could similarly be Fatrick's future because Fatrick is Fat. If Fatrick meant And Another Thing... (published in 2009, when Fat Pat got his idea), it wasn't even written by Adams and Fatrick is retarded. In conclusion, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ableist for insulting a man who was clearly working out trauma in the throes of depression through writing, and not harassing bartenders at Hooligans.

Maybe he just hates Eoin Colfer so much it retroactively made him hate Douglas too. In which case he probably should have tried rewriting Artemis Fowl, since children’s literature is closer to his level.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick's apparently not been giving up enough goods this weekend, so a bunch of rascals over at the other forum have seemingly lost interest and turned to cannibalism. The second they lose focus, it all descends quickly into tryhard faggotry. One particularly autistic poster called NikisProlapsedAnus seems to be causing quite a stir with his endless shitposting. Dan is taking flak for saying on the podcast that women should be shielded from anonymous mockery. Robertmewler was made fun of in various shitposts, and the reaction from all involved was an embarrassing mix of unfunny faggotry, butthurt and simping. Then Boomia posted a photo of his fat son's chubby hands (because he's clearly at least half retarded) and then freaked out when everyone made fun of his kids piggy little trotters. It's been pretty funny, but if they don't sort it out and focus on the prize pig, I reckon the whole forum will collapse quicker than pat's shitty fence

The joke is on us, they're only pretending to be retarded.