A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Gregek Kuruhuluret puts his morningstar away, makes sure his cat, Greg the Cat, is still in his trusty backpack, and looks around for any human women he can enslave while everyone is distracted by the growing inferno that was the Inn.
 
Azazel said:
Gregek Kuruhuluret puts his morningstar away, makes sure his cat, Greg the Cat, is still in his trusty backpack, and looks around for any human women he can enslave while everyone is distracted by the growing inferno that was the Inn.
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Several human women are fleeing the building, since all taverns, public baths, inns, and universities are just fronts for brothels. They all wear basic outfits and are unarmed. You can have your pick.
 
Randall Fragg said:
Shit, everything's dead? I'm going to bugger the bartender and steal his booze.
"I can still score this way, heh heh."
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Sodomy is a crime in Fatal too, but you manage to squeeze one off and save a barrel of mead. After that, the area behind the bar is pretty hot. You risk injury if you try to go back for more.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Sodomy is a crime in Fatal too, but you manage to squeeze one off and save a barrel of mead. After that, the area behind the bar is pretty hot. You risk injury if you try to go back for more.
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"huh huh, I scored. I'm gonna go talk to those guys who killed those spastics, they seem cool"
The bar tender burned up right? If so, I'm making off with the mead and going to go talk to those guys who killed those spastics.
If the bartender is not dead or soon to be dead, I gotta go kill him. No witnesses and all.
 
Randall Fragg said:
"huh huh, I scored. I'm gonna go talk to those guys who killed those spastics, they seem cool"
The bar tender burned up right? If so, I'm making off with the mead and going to go talk to those guys who killed those spastics.
If the bartender is not dead or soon to be dead, I gotta go kill him. No witnesses and all.
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The bartender is dead. You guys all already know each other though. Its a small town.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
The bartender is dead. You guys all already know each other though. Its a small town.
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Okay. With a last look for any valuables to grab, I run out of the bar to meet up with the others, mead in tow.
"uuuhhhh, heh heh, the bars burning up. That's cool. But now it's all, like, hot and shit. That's not cool. I'm leaving, this place has, like, terrible atmosphere."
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Several human women are fleeing the building, since all taverns, public baths, inns, and universities are just fronts for brothels. They all wear basic outfits and are unarmed. You can have your pick.
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Gregek Kuruhulure roars "GREGEK LIKE" and looks for one of the less attractive whores to snatch. Gregek knows ugly human women are easier to enslave though he doesn't really understand why since all human women look equally funny to Gregek (conversely he may not even know which whores are considered "unattractive"). Nevertheless he looks for one to intimidate and makes his move.
 
Azazel said:
Gregek Kuruhulure roars "GREGEK LIKE" and looks for one of the less attractive whores to snatch. Gregek knows ugly human women are easier to enslave though he doesn't really understand why since all human women look equally funny to Gregek. Nevertheless he looks for one of the less attractive ones to intimidate and makes his move.
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You manage to isolate one and approach her, but a crowd has begun to gather around the burning building, and they can see you. Your appearance startled the chambermaid and she trips and falls face first to the ground.
 
I ride off with the rest of my group on my bull

EDIT: Wait, combat is still going on? Can I redact my move? (:_(
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
@Dynastia , you find a wooden shilleleigh and you discover that the inside of the pimp's hat is lined with a metal blade. If you could throw it in someone's head, it could do a lot of damage.
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I'm going to ignore the pimpweapons and make a grab for ADF's whip, since I think I actually have skillpoints in that.
 
Glaukon, disliking the growing fire and seeing his opponent killed before him, wanders out of the place and jumps on his cart, wondering if the kobold has a whipping fetish.
 
ActualKiwi said:
Glaukon, disliking the growing fire and seeing his opponent killed before him, wanders out of the place and jumps on his cart, wondering if the kobold has a whipping fetish.
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(she does, actually)

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You should probably roll my drive check to see if I can restrain myself from whipping a random party member.
 
Relearning all this awful awful shit, okay.. so.. 3D10 + my drive modifier of uh... +9

Roll(3d10)+9:
7,3,4,+9
Total:23

I don't whip anybody for no reason whatsoever. Hooray.
 
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Dynastia said:
Relearning all this awful awful shit, okay.. so.. 3D10 + my drive modifier of uh... +9

Roll(3d10)+9:
7,3,4,+9
Total:23

I don't whip anybody for no reason whatsoever. Hooray.
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Good, because if you did I may have had to play kobold polo.
 
Sybil asks if anyone can help her load the corpses onto her dog cart.
 
Burned Man said:
Sybil asks if anyone can help her load the corpses onto her dog cart.
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Glaukon climbs off his cart and helps drag the corpses onto Sybil's cart, making off-colour jokes about well-done meat. He checks for anything useful on the corpses, now that the kobold has claimed the whip.
 
Ass-Smasher just idly inspects everything, still kind of confused about what just happened. It was all so sudden.

"So, just to make sure, I'm not having some insane dream, am I?"
 
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