Fixed to better match Coach's personal reality.
I take back what I said back about there being no happy ending for him, this is the happy ending he's looking for.
Well he would be able to confirm a Russian propaganda trope, altho a chomo was crucified, possibly, so the meme is part true. It would be fitting in a blasphemous way for Easter. The popo would rescue him as a cross is a very slow death, unless there's severe injuries, so a sort of resurrection. He'd live on the stories for years, perhaps.
Read before posting. 3 pages in and I am already seeing the same jokes. Stop sperging about the fucking war. You fucking politispergs ruin the fucking site.
This wouldn't surprise me given some of the shit SBU has been doing, but I'd take this with a massive grain of salt. I've been following this war fairly closely and more often than not shit turns out to be bs later.
someone not posting isn't 'proof of death' nor are random tweets
At the very least, he is missing. He has missed all of his streaming appointments and no one has heard from him since Friday. Neither his death nor his imprisonment are crazy theories. In fact they are the most likely explanations at this point. I hope he is alive. Call me crazy, but I don't think anyone deserves to die for speaking out against any power whether it be in eastern Europe, the middle east or in North America.
youre not wrong but youre also ignoring the fact he's a lolcow that seeks attention.
If Coach isn't dead, which I hope he isn't, and he does spin a yarn about it? Given how long he's been away and couple that with how long it takes for him to actually get to the point of his stories - he will be dead by the time he's finished it.
I agree that he seeks attention. But I think the most attention he could get at this moment, would be LARPing as some war-time reporter. For some of these streamers he's collaborating with, he is literally their man on the ground. Even if it's just continuous Vatnik propaganda. If I was in his situation (read; too proud/retarded to leave an active warzone), I'd be feeding my ego to hit dopamine highs, before Azov decide to crucify me.
