Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Ralph is going to live to an impossibly old age. He's going to be like Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards where somehow the amount of drugs and booze and plain beef he consumes is so vast that by some unknown process it actually preserves him like a living mummy. I would joke when I had the coof that I had to daydrink every day because it would kill the coronavirus (I was actually just bored and you can order delivery from liquor stores now) but Ralph is actually drinking enough that his blood is basically hand sanitizer. This is how he's able to eat shit out of a woman's ass, he has become something that isn't quite human anymore so diseases that can kill people don't know what to make of his highly exotic body chemistry. Any virus or bacteria in Ralph's body is like a sperm cell that was busted into someone's mouth or ass, just totally confused.
Keith got clean at 35, ozzy at 40, they both still did drink on occasion but your body literally can't handle being 40 and drinking 40s daily. at least Artie Lange just did heroin. all signs point to Ethan not being able to last 20 years.
That doesn't work for fatties. Richards was always thin as a rail. Your John Belushis and Chris Farleys and Charlie Parkers and Elvises and others who combine extreme gluttony with extreme drug abuse almost always meet with a bad and early end.
Artie is still going strong and was literally nodding out on cam in his 50s.
 
How is that some sort of loss? Like legit Jim got him a cute Asian girl to take care of him. Ragepig is just angry because all the girls he porked is just white trash garbage you find at trailer parks.
It's only a loss if you are an inbred and racist hick like Ethan Ralph. A hard working woman is an easy win for the average person.
 
The Nick first movement paints a Mexican manchild as some sort of messianic figure that will save the huwhite race. I'd say they're just as disingenuous as the gunt.

Yeah but at first glance at least you wouldn't see anything wrong with the 'trad catholic' line. If you're off defending a guy who got beat up for trying to fuck 14 year olds, constantly yelling on camera, and other things, the delusion of being trad catholic vanishes fast
 
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Keith got clean at 35, ozzy at 40, they both still did drink on occasion but your body literally can't handle being 40 and drinking 40s daily. at least Artie Lange just did heroin. all signs point to Ethan not being able to last 20 years.

Artie is still going strong and was literally nodding out on cam in his 50s.
How many deathfat coke heads do you know in their early 50s?
I would argue the heroin isn’t as hard on the deathfat body as cocaine.
 
Ralph is going to live to an impossibly old age. He's going to be like Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards where somehow the amount of drugs and booze and plain beef he consumes is so vast that by some unknown process it actually preserves him like a living mummy. I would joke when I had the coof that I had to daydrink every day because it would kill the coronavirus (I was actually just bored and you can order delivery from liquor stores now) but Ralph is actually drinking enough that his blood is basically hand sanitizer. This is how he's able to eat shit out of a woman's ass, he has become something that isn't quite human anymore so diseases that can kill people don't know what to make of his highly exotic body chemistry. Any virus or bacteria in Ralph's body is like a sperm cell that was busted into someone's mouth or ass, just totally confused.
Nope, Ozzy and Keith survived all the drugs because they weren’t morbidly obese. If you had added 150 lbs to either of them in their 20’s, plus their other vices, they would have been dead before 40.
We need a Cozy.tv/America First/Groypers fags vs. Metokur. Let hope the Ralphamale retardation will makes it happen.
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it’s hilarious because these pathetic streamers think this is some “internet feud” they can get in on for some views, instead of realizing it’s the entire sector just shitting all over the new prime lolcow. All they’ve done is now out themselves as potential lolcow material for being so stupid. Their next show should be in support of Amos Yee.
 
Nope, Ozzy and Keith survived all the drugs because they weren’t morbidly obese. If you had added 150 lbs to either of them in their 20’s, plus their other vices, they would have been dead before 40.
I'm sticking with my prediction because a 75 year old rage pig who never, ever changed is by far the funniest possible outcome.
 
I'm going with it just on the notion that absolute pieces of shit have a bad habit of hanging around.
I recalled on Kino Casino that PPP stated that Ralph would either live to his 40's or 70's. White trash genetics have a way of being able to survive the kind of lifestyle Ralph lives. They either die young or live to a ripe old age. I hope Ralph lives to his 70's. I want the entertainment he provides to last a long time.
 
I recalled on Kino Casino that PPP stated that Ralph would either live to his 40's or 70's. White trash genetics have a way of being able to survive the kind of lifestyle Ralph lives. They either die young or live to a ripe old age. I hope Ralph lives to his 70's. I want the entertainment he provides to last a long time.
Only as long as he's miserable, and not like DSP/Low Tier God and continuing to make bank off of a cult.
 
I'm going with it just on the notion that absolute pieces of shit have a bad habit of hanging around.
That doesn't work for fatties. Richards was always thin as a rail. Your John Belushis and Chris Farleys and Charlie Parkers and Elvises and others who combine extreme gluttony with extreme drug abuse almost always meet with a bad and early end.
While not known for being a degenerate, Winston Churchill was a massive alcoholic and smoked a box of cigars a day. He lived to 90 and I imagine his cortisol levels were through the roof as well, given that he was in charge of the UK during WW2 and served in the British army for 5 years and then 2 more during WW1. Seems slightly more stressful than hosting a podcast with 300 viewers. He didn't have a massive flesh apron but he was not a thin man either.

And in my experience, you can always bet on something retarded happening. Ethan Ralph living to 75 is retarded and funny.

ETA that I think jail/prison will become a mediating factor in Ralph's lifestyle, extending his lifespan significantly. Honestly, sometimes I think his future is 20 years for shaking the guntling to death.
 
I recalled on Kino Casino that PPP stated that Ralph would either live to his 40's or 70's. White trash genetics have a way of being able to survive the kind of lifestyle Ralph lives. They either die young or live to a ripe old age. I hope Ralph lives to his 70's. I want the entertainment he provides to last a long time.
I don't. I'd like to shit on his grave some time before I need a hip replacement.
 
I don't. I'd like to shit on his grave some time before I need a hip replacement.
Not a bad item for my bucket list either, but I've got a few higher up in the queue for that.
 
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How many deathfat coke heads do you know in their early 50s?
I would argue the heroin isn’t as hard on the deathfat body as cocaine.
ill give you that one but IIRC Artie was doing whatever he could shove up his nose, he'd snort vitamin C if it was illegal. his DOC of H but he literally destroyed his nose because of badly cut cocaine. Maybe its genetics too, Ralphie May was 45 when he hit the bucket, so all signs point to Ralph being in his final years.
 
I recalled on Kino Casino that PPP stated that Ralph would either live to his 40's or 70's. White trash genetics have a way of being able to survive the kind of lifestyle Ralph lives. They either die young or live to a ripe old age. I hope Ralph lives to his 70's. I want the entertainment he provides to last a long time.

In order to have the 'entertainment' last into his 70s, he'd need to dial it back at this point to last into his 70s. Even if he could survive into his 70s with his drug abuse and alcohol, he won't survive getting beat up all the time.

It's either accept he won't be here long or be ready to accept that what you see now is the high point of the entertainment
 
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