Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

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The meals that Meigh posts on the internet are the kind of meals that most women would make when they don't have much time to cook and just quickly throw something together in 10 minutes. Totally okay if you just had a baby (although you might want to eat some fucking vegetables to have some actual nourishment in there) but WHY in god's name would you show this off to the world? I don't think she's ever posted anything that takes actual effort to make. If these are the very rare highlights, I don't want to know what they eat most of the time. I assume it's pizza rolls and take-out 99% of the time and on rare occasions Meigh can be assed to melt some cheese onto a tortilla and open a jar of sauce. It's just embarrassing.

I assume both her and Ralph are picky eaters that aren't big fan of vegetables, Ralph because he is a white trash pig and Meigh because she is autistic. They often have issues with food and textures. You can really tell when someone wasn't regularly fed vegetables as a child cause the parents were too lazy and just microwaved some nuggies instead. Their tastebuds never developed past toddler levels.

 

[MeltyTW]

Yes I've missed this too Meigh. Packet rice and a microwaved tortilla with American cheese. Maybe if Ralph gets a break from his job he can fuck up some salmon for you and reroll:
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Ok fuck you mantsu you're literally just making my poverty food recipes now ffs, what's next gourmet hotpockets?

 

[AltisticRight]

Ok fuck you mantsu you're literally just making my poverty food recipes now ffs, what's next gourmet hotpockets?

Yes.
And Ralph will fuck them.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is a cannibal

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Uh oh here comes some retards sperging about smoked salmon prices and caper distribution.

 

[Stoneheart]

smoked salmon prices and caper distribution.

what kind of lunatic eats Kapern on salmon?

 

[SupSilver]

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Do Americans really?

Love the two pieces of stray bacon on their own plate

 

[3322]

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Now I am not an Amerimutt so I can not judge the price of this by American standards but... wtf?? $22.50 for this? Pantsu can not put some salmon and cream cheese on some baguette for you at home at 1/3 of this price? Is Ralph getting completely and utterly raped here or do you guys really pay out the ass for simple food you can make at home in 5 minutes?

 

[InwardsStink]

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Funny stuff. I fried a whole pound of bacon this morning for 5$, and fed more than myself with it.

 

[Fannyscum]

Christ is Kang:


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Edit lmao:

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I will never not seethe at Ralph pretending to be Christian. I know this is the wrong thread to complain about it but it really makes my top hat rumble. Shut the fuck up Ralph, you aren’t even able to read the bible, let alone follow it.

 

[The Big Dream]

Christ is Kang:
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that meat (steak?) is fucked beyond comprehension, how could you praise God and then deface the delicious animals he beget for you?

also i cannot get over the actual block of butter on the other plate

 

[MediocreMilt]

He clearly stood behind Meigh's plate for the photo, explaining the salad on "his" plate and the stick of straight butter on "her" plate.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

That 100% a store bought salad. I'm highly doubtful they have cupboard store croutons. And that parmesan is strait out of Corp packaging. But the realy clue is is having tomatoes whole because this means the tomato last longer and it doesn't cause issues with the tomato seeds and insides affecting the other ingredients in the tray pack.

I genuinely wonder at what kinda psycho serves whole tomatoes because of having to possibly negotiate the tomato exploding unless you eat it like a grape and even then. That is not a polite way to make your guest go through it. It is really lazy and inconsiderate. Chop the damn thing. And ideally de seed it so that your ingredients such as bacon and crotons stay crisp as possible.

Of course the salad contains bacon. I don't think that "salad" would ever be eaten/bought otherwise.

Those lamp chops are sad. They look dry. Why not serve a Greek salad with them? That would be far more complimentary pairing since it's very common in Greece. It's also very delicious. No one pairs bacon and lamb. That's weird.

I totally agree that this side of the photo is Meighs side. With the salad and the bottled water. The other side with what looks like about half a lb of potatoes and a quarter stick of butter is Ethans.

I am unsure about American customs but its a sign of traditionally not having enough money over here to eat bread with your main meal. It's what was used to fill people up if there wasn't quite enough to go around.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the food critiquing is by far the gayest pastime of this website, who cares

 

[Expendable Zaku]

I don’t remember the last time I ate a meal with a large wooden crucifix in the middle of my dining room table. Probably because I never have, even growing up in a Christian household. What even is this?

 

[Retink]

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This is fake, right? There's now way even Ralph is stupid enough to pay over 20$ for that and then post it on social media.

 

[veri]

This is fake, right? There's now way even Ralph is stupid enough to pay over 20$ for that and then post it on social media.

he should post the grocery store receipt to correct the record and prove the aylawgs wrone

 

[AltisticRight]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the food critiquing is by far the gayest pastime of this website, who cares

It's not, it's fun. We all cook/make gruesome food.
Ask yourself, were you ever motivated to take photos of it and post the alchemic abomination online in a feeble attempt to "one-up" some inconsequential internet spergs?
No?
That's why this thread exists, and to all of us who knows how to cook to save our lives, it's quite funny. Ralph can kill this thread by halting his gluttony and prideful White nigger label brand acquisitions, but he won't because he's a dumb impulsive hick.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

It's not, it's fun. We all cook/make gruesome food.
Ask yourself, were you ever motivated to take photos of it and post the alchemic abomination online in a feeble attempt to "one-up" some inconsequential internet spergs?
No?
That's why this thread exists, and to all of us who knows how to cook to save our lives, it's quite funny. Ralph can kill this thread by halting his gluttony and prideful White nigger label brand acquisitions, but he won't because he's a dumb impulsive hick.

It’s not even the food for me. It’s how he has to try to flex on people. The dipshit spent $84 on a plain jane tomahawk steak in Vegas. No sides, no toppings, no wine or other complementary beverages to go with it. Same as spending $900 on a man-purse. He thinks he’s hood-rich.