Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Victim2988]

It would be kind of epic if they throw him from a flying helicopter. Legendary.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Coachredpill's moniker is now literal if he got reduced to his components.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Commit war crimes such as killing your politician enemies???

You should take a trip to Ukraine.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Read before posting. 3 pages in and I am already seeing the same jokes. Stop sperging about the fucking war. You fucking politispergs ruin the fucking site.

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https://twitter.com/kyparissiotes/status/1515772455650009089?s=19

I'll remain skeptical, but if it is true, he shouldn't have been openly talking shit, and feel sorry for his family.

 

[Beautiful Border]

There is no correlation between watching snuff films and shit posting on the farms. If you think there is, it says more about you than it does the rest of the community.

I'm not saying there's a correlation, I just don't think you have the right to sanctimoniously moralize over it without looking like a hypocrite.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Someone must've shot him before he had time to finish explaining why they shouldn't shoot him.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Commit war crimes such as killing your politician enemies???

Yes, we all know what you want to do Boxershorts, but you don't have to write it in public.

 

[GuntN7]

@Bryan Dunn you forgot to edit in the re-upload

 

[SITHRAK!]

I agree with all of that, except anyone who's a proponent for war should have to fight in it.

If politicians and their families were required to be in the first wave, we’d never have wars.

 

[Pignat]

>Jersh let it slip that he went on a long road trip
>He was careful not to give too much details about the where and why
>During the same timeline CRP becomes coachdeadpill
Clever, everyone will blame the holhols and kiwifarms gets another death to its name.

 

[Kirby]

i hope hes still alive because being a lolcow doesnt mean you deserve to die but if he really is dead he was either killed by the russians he was defending or got executed by ukranian forces for being a political dissident

either possibility makes his death the most absurd out of all the lolcow deaths so far and in terms of both absurdity and avoidability i dont think it can be topped

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If the Ukrainians got him, whoo boy. Could classify him as foreign combatant or foreign operative. Either way, the Ukrainians haven't been giving traitors much hospitality, and only the winner gets to decide what was a war crime. Sad thing is, easily could be the Russians nabbing him (or shelling). Once a snake, always a snake.

It’d be the most poetic if he was taken out by Russian bombs and artillery.

i hope hes still alive because being a lolcow doesnt mean you deserve to die but if he really is dead he was either killed by the russians he was defending or got executed by ukranian forces for being a political dissident

either possibility makes his death the most absurd out of all the lolcow deaths so far and in terms of both absurdity and avoidability i dont think it can be topped

It really is the most lolcow death possible.

If only Gonzalo's filthy commune had taken off, then he would have had friends, someone to watch his back, someone to edit his shitty writing. Instead he tried to grow Internet clout on a ton of channels, adding little to the conversation. Just gleefully watching his numbers grow, consequences be damned. If he has left this mortal coil, those channels that brought him on for his inane views, helped enable his retarded descent to death.

Yeah he really didn’t care about his own life if it meant getting some fame and attention. If we’re lucky he’ll be just imprisoned and he’ll turn up eventually.

Regardless of if he's dead, captured, or off the grid by choice, I just hope his family got the fuck out, with or without his help.

Same I really hope they didn’t do anything to them.

 

[mr.moon1488]

>Jersh let it slip that he went on a long road trip
>He was careful not to give too much details about the where and why
>During the same timeline CRP becomes coachdeadpill
Clever, everyone will blame the holhols and kiwifarms gets another death to its name.

I think he's forming a secret cow unholy order with Byuu

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Red Pill red killed?

 

[Articuno4]

Sucks if he's dead and I hope he's not, but if he is that was the price he was willing to take for the sake of internet clout. He's not Ukrainian, this wasn't his fight, but instead of getting the fuck away from there he decided to risk his life for views and attention (and to shill for the other side while being with Ukrainians is obviously retarded)

 

[Staffy]

He died. Brian Laundrie's ghost possessed him.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

CRP going to Ukie jail temporarily would, ironically, be the best outcome for him at this rate, as long as the cell he's held in isn't shelled. The dude has painted a target on his own back to both sides & loudly proclaims what a juicy target he is on the loudspeaker of the Internet. He is genuinely a Don Quixote type of idiot, and his Project Mayhem larping only proves it.

Imagine Ukraine, so desperate for warm bodies to feed to the meat grinder, ends up pressing Coach into service and is forced to bum rush a RuZZian APC like a Reddit Legionnaire.

His inability to read Cyrillic or speak Russian/Ukrainian would probably get his ass blasted - shouting in English at the Russians. "I'm your friend! I love Chechen hardwood!"

 

[Lame Entropy]

Commit war crimes such as killing your politician enemies???

Where’s the manifesto?

 

[GreenJacket]

I don't know why but this is giving me flashbacks to TotalBiscuit's death

 

[WutangLee]

I don't know why but this is giving me flashbacks to TotalBiscuit's death

How. How the fuck is this even close? The two never had any crossover.