Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
WogglebugLover said:
And I still plan to invest that money into making a proof-of-concept short film of the first movie with Golden Film Productions. They've lately hit a minor setback with it which is that they haven't been able to get the IClone version of the Wogglebug 3D model to load correctly into other programs. Fortunately, the solution is just for me to hire a 3D model maker on Fiverr who can make both cartoony and realistic characters and have him make one of Wogglebug in a different format specifically for this project. And I have already found one. It won't replace the one I use in my animated movies of course, it's just for this golden film productions project that will be partially live action.
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Finally caught up on this thread. I know it's probably been discussed at length but I wanted to add my two cents about the Chris comparison. I think she's a lot like Chris in that Cynthia seems to legitimately struggle to differentiate reality from fiction (referring to the Wogglebug as if he were a real being she was doing some sort of favor to by rewriting him, acting like she's running a successful franchise when in reality she's just a spastic screaming into the void, etc.). I think the difference between her and Chris is that Chris has actually enjoyed some degree of success (even if not for the reason he thinks he has achieved it); Cynthia has not, and never will, achieve any kind of success, whether ironic or not.
 
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Emo Crow said:
I think she's a lot like Chris in that Cynthia seems to legitimately struggle to differentiate reality from fiction (referring to the Wogglebug as if he were a real being she was doing some sort of favor to by rewriting him, acting like she's running a successful franchise when in reality she's just a spastic screaming into the void, etc.)
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There are some differences too. I don't think Cynthia is as far gone as Chris - she at least acknowledges that her world is fictional and her only daydream is that her "franchise" is a success. She is very protective of it but in a way an author would be protective of their work, not the way a king would be protective of his kingdom.
Another difference would be that Cynthia appears to be (thank God) asexual while Chris is hypersexual.
And, I'll give her that, her "artistic" output is more consistent and less influenced by her real life experiences.
 
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Emo Crow said:
Finally caught up on this thread. I know it's probably been discussed at length but I wanted to add my two cents about the Chris comparison. I think she's a lot like Chris in that Cynthia seems to legitimately struggle to differentiate reality from fiction (referring to the Wogglebug as if he were a real being she was doing some sort of favor to by rewriting him, acting like she's running a successful franchise when in reality she's just a spastic screaming into the void, etc.). I think the difference between her and Chris is that Chris has actually enjoyed some degree of success (even if not for the reason he thinks he has achieved it); Cynthia has not, and never will, achieve any kind of success, whether ironic or not.
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I am so enjoying success with my franchise right now, and it's mostly not the ironic kind, either. And I will enjoy more and more success with it as the years go on. And I fully intend to somehow make my true dream come true. And so someday this forum thread will be taken down.

You can't really compare me with Chris Chan. Here's a good quote to live by, "Do not compare your life to others and don't judge them. You don't know what their journey is about."
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I am so enjoying success with my franchise right now, and it's mostly not the ironic kind, either. And I will enjoy more and more success with it as the years go on. And I fully intend to somehow make my true dream come true. And so someday this forum thread will be taken down.

You can't really compare me with Chris Chan. Here's a good quote to live by, "Do not compare your life to others and don't judge them. You don't know what their journey is about."
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on the subject of CWC, what advice do you think Woggie would offer to Chris-Chan?
can we hope for a Wogglebug/Sonichu coproduction?
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I am so enjoying success with my franchise right now, and it's mostly not the ironic kind, either. And I will enjoy more and more success with it as the years go on. And I fully intend to somehow make my true dream come true. And so someday this forum thread will be taken down.

You can't really compare me with Chris Chan. Here's a good quote to live by, "Do not compare your life to others and don't judge them. You don't know what their journey is about."
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Your journey is too close to Chris Chan one, no doubt. Or probably you could never have a thread with all the things you done so far in your life.
Wait, did you say that?
When, Cynthia?! WHEN?! This thread is from 2014 for god's sake. 8 fucking years and you still don't enjoy success? Your tiny success at this point? Holy fucking shit.
I'm done boys, there's not hope in this.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I am so enjoying success with my franchise right now, and it's mostly not the ironic kind, either
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That's what we mean. You may be happy with the degree of success you are enjoying but looking objectively on it with the amount of time and money you invested into it it's far from impressive and I see no signs of it changing.
Look, for example, at your indiegogo. After 8 years of work you make a campaign with flexible goal and you still get nothing.
If I was a little more dedicated (or autistic) I would bet you I can build more successful Wogglebug franchise within a year.

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And so someday this forum thread will be taken down.
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And why would this be? If you think being successful means you can't have a thread here, look at this:

WogglebugLover said:
You can't really compare me with Chris Chan.
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Of course we can. So far we can conclude you are less interesting but probably a better person than Chris (that is, unlike him you never raped anybody).

Emo Crow said:
I'm kind of in awe, it was a surreal moment seeing that notification pop up.
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She's rather active here, that's what makes this thread so entertaining.
 
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True and Honestly, I've never wanted anything but success for you Cynthia. Here's a quote for you that may actually bring you value, rather than the pandering that goes on in your puppy dog personal attention discord.

"It is better to tell the Truth and face the punishment, than to Lie and face the consequences"
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I have more grave news for our beloved franchise. As it turns out, our dear Doctor Mengele Professor Knowitall lost his voice actor and it would appear not many people are interested are skilled enough to try to replace him.
Also, notice her e-mail address: rightdecis@aol.com :)
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That was from quite a while ago. I have since found a suitable enough replacement for Professor Knowitall's voice. You will hear it in the next short film I upload. Which should be soon.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
You will hear it in the next short film I upload. Which should be soon.
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Well, I hope you won't try to hide it from us, like you tried to hide Quest for the Wisdom Keys.
Speaking of Wisdom Keys: did you come up with Princess Rachel plotline yourself? Because it's fucking good. There it has a good lesson for kids, there is really compelling metaphor \ symbolism and it feels very... autobiographical. Miles better than anything else in Woggy movies and shorts.
So, is it yours?
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I have more grave news for our beloved franchise. As it turns out, our dear Doctor Mengele Professor Knowitall lost his voice actor and it would appear not many people are interested are skilled enough to try to replace him.
Also, notice her e-mail address: rightdecis@aol.com :)
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AOL is still a thing and people are still using it?

Why?

UselessPieceOfShit said:
Can I submit my vore fanfic about Wogglebug and Sylvia? It's fun for the whole family! What's more, vore is loved by autistic children, and I want to rise awerness on problems of autistic kids!
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I'm sure anybody could shit out a better story that Cynthia can. Include some backhanded comments about Woggie that would fly over her head and she'd turn it into a movie.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I am so enjoying success with my franchise right now, and it's mostly not the ironic kind, either. And I will enjoy more and more success with it as the years go on. And I fully intend to somehow make my true dream come true. And so someday this forum thread will be taken down.

You can't really compare me with Chris Chan. Here's a good quote to live by, "Do not compare your life to others and don't judge them. You don't know what their journey is about."
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You've regularly posted in your thread for 7-8 years, live in your parent's house, routinely get scammed for money, and are literally to retarded to answer a knock at your door.
Riveting success.
 
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