Ralph is so easy to impress. He must have been raised in Hungry Man TV dinners and cans of Chefboyardee.
he learned about peanut butter and banana sandwiches (god tier snack) in jail, so yeah
"lets pull this sloppy wife up on screen here"
That is the world's saddest kiss, real 'my grandma is trying to kiss me on the lips and I can't refuse' vibes. This is your life now Meigh
Is May a female misogynist? Is that why she only had male friends growing up? Well at least they're taking care of the baby. Even if it is just to spite us.
With May, I think she mentioned that she was often the target of female bullying. Faith is just a retard and a manipulative liar that has gotten taken advantage off.
His hand looks like a facehugger and his expression is full of malice, she looks like a farm animal that had birth complications and walks backwards and that baby has no idea what nightmares are ahead.
I mean, I'd honestly prefer Progresso pasta e faggioli from the can over most of the heaps of lemon covered gooseshit Pantsu serves up. I'd eat room temperature French Onion soup from the can over that creamy ramen attrocity she made once. It'd be one thing if Ralph was raised on canned food, but a ton of canned stuff is substantially better than what she prepares. I vaguely remember her making one dish that literally looked like somebody ejaculated on an unseasoned undercooked chicken cutlet and put a lemon on top.
Reethan is touching that baby like it's a dog he's scared of. There's no way he has even logged 24 parental work hours.
Who the fuck holds a babys head like that, was he going for the least amount of physical contact possible or something? Is he that disgusted by the reroll?
you're right, it's like a parental hoverhand
Looks like art for some old M:TG card with a discard effect from the mid-nineties.
Ralph's hand even has a gunt
