Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

The online consensus is that this movie is bad and the last 10-15 minutes of it are a hamfisted attempt to wrap up all the character arcs in case none of the other planned sequels are greenlit. So it makes sense that this was the only part of the movie that Jack actually liked, because he needs everything neatly tied up and presented to him with a bow on top because he is a consoomer who can’t tolerate ambiguity or unhappy endings.

Personally I’m hoping the sequels get made, because I want to see how blatantly tone-deaf the series will get regarding WWII, and I want to hear Jack shoot himself in the foot spouting cluelessly offensive opinions about Jews and the Holocaust.

 

[salmonellajack]

But you don't work Jack...

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I’m guessing the fat sack of shit begs Tranny to take a work from home day on 5/19. That way, she can shuttle his ass to Taco Bell for a prompt 10:30am arrival + parking lot review

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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I’m guessing the fat sack of shit begs Tranny to take a work from home day on 5/19. That way, she can shuttle his ass to Taco Bell for a prompt 10:30am arrival + parking lot review

Just goes to show he's got the most white bread and middle America tastes out there. I can honestly say I haven't been to or visited a Taco Bell... since college. That's basically drunk food.

But you don't work Jack...
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Yeah but nobody has perfected a robot yet that cooks poorly and eats undercooked chicken so Mushbrain is safe for the moment.

 

[Guntanator]

But you don't work Jack...
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this is one of those things that enrages him because a robot won't care about his opinion when he starts bitching about any one of the non-sensical things he finds issues with. Also, a robot would probably actually thoroughly cook whatever food he is consuming and that make wendingo big angy

 

[Adamska]

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Only gluttons like you would care about this Jack. I legit would not be shocked if he does do a Fat on the Go just to cover this stupid event.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

But you don't work Jack...
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Did Panera have a dedicate coffee monitoring employee? No wonder their shits so expensive.

 

[captkrisma]

But you don't work Jack...
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Once again Jack fails to understand the "why". The coffee bot is meant to increase employee efficiency by not having one of your workers dropping whatever they're doing every 30 minutes or less depending on the location just to check if the coffee ran out. And that's not one specific coffee pot...no...you gotta check ALL of them. Now you have them over making sandwiches or heating up soup in the microwave until they get a buzz from a pager saying to check coffee pot #3. No one is getting replaced you fucking blockhead.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Get you shirts. Tho ecthited!
HT TP://YOUTUBE .COM/JAKAPAUL69

 

[Aaway]

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hahahahahahaha this fucking boomer really put the URL for his channel on the "everybody needs a tammy" shirt

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Flaming Hot Doritos Wings - BUFFALO WILD WINGS

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[Archie_Kimkicker]

Once again Jack fails to understand the "why". The coffee bot is meant to increase employee efficiency by not having one of your workers dropping whatever they're doing every 30 minutes or less depending on the location just to check if the coffee ran out. And that's not one specific coffee pot...no...you gotta check ALL of them. Now you have them over making sandwiches or heating up soup in the microwave until they get a buzz from a pager saying to check coffee pot #3. No one is getting replaced you fucking blockhead.

Automation tends to create more opportunity for work downstream from the point of automation (assuming the automation is being adopted due to market pressures and not, say, government incentive).

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I feel like he has started ripping Rob off with his wholesome stock guitar intro music.

Then he ruins it with that stupid <donk> at the end, like always.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

There's a total of about 1 minute runtime in this entire video that's actually related to the item he's reviewing. The rest is Jack getting angy about garter snakes, wasps, weather, and loud music in the BWW bathroom.

"This was a great promotion, congratulations on your partnering with Doritos, it was rully gud. B+" What the fuck.

 

[Aaway]

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so a snake got into their garage, jack got chased by a bee, and wasps attacked their car. this fucker's been throwing his food crimes into the backyard, hasn't he? this is nature's way of getting revenge

he also shows a clip of him karening out in the bathroom over the music being too loud

of course he forgets what he's there to "review"

they order the "flaming hot doritos" wings and tammy can't handle the spice, which means jack will end up eating them all

jack's face when he realizes he doesn't have to share

"mmm gud, the sauce really goes good with wings." - jack's usual insightful review

"i'm sure there's some sugar in there i shouldn't have had today but oh well, take a bullet for the show"

jack congratulates BWW for partnering with doritos because of course corporate will be watching his video and gives them a B+

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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HT TP://YOUTUBE .COM/JAKAPAUL69

God speed pupper.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Tammy is clearly losing patience with Jack's little hobby and she's barely let him do any filming at all. Not sure how long JotG is going to be posting regularly.

Check out the eerie, robotic way that Jack drops his stupid smile right after 2:33.


WOMAN ARRESTED FOR STRANGLING, DISMEMBERING HUSBAND AND FEEDING HIS REMAINS TO PET DOG.
Special report on NewsChannel 5 at 9:00 tonight.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Reminder that Jack has claimed to be on a keto diet yet he's happy for the Mexican pizza and buffalo wild wings.

 

[salmonellajack]

Is he allowed to use that bitmoji shit for his merch?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Is he allowed to use that bitmoji shit for his merch?

Legally no.
Technically yes because the owner couldn't give a fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR STRANGLING, DISMEMBERING HUSBAND AND FEEDING HIS REMAINS TO PET DOG.
Special report on NewsChannel 5 at 9:00 tonight.

Woman Given Medal for Strangling Horrendous Wendigo With Her Bare Hands.

"mmm gud, the sauce really goes good with wings." - jack's usual insightful review

Wow, you can put sauce on wings? Who knew?