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That feel when Coach is what Azov is defending at Azovstal
Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist
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HumptyDumpty
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Is this the first lolcow to have been war crime-ed to death?
RIP you exceptional retard, your retarded sperging will be missed.
RIP you exceptional retard, your retarded sperging will be missed.
Not Really Here
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Is his mother/mother in law alive?
If so check their social media, reports are that Ukraine have teamed up with dataminers to send kill photos to the moms of combatants.
If he IS dead, then this is the most creative attention seeking suicide I've seen in a while.
If so check their social media, reports are that Ukraine have teamed up with dataminers to send kill photos to the moms of combatants.
If he IS dead, then this is the most creative attention seeking suicide I've seen in a while.
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Counterpoint: no, fuck that guy.
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It predates KF's shift to general lolcow coverage, but I believe there was one SA Goon who came very close and was pronounced dead for years in Syria.
But then it turned out he was held as POW the entire time and released in a prisoner exchange so he avoided that honor.
Trogdess the Burninator
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At least he left behind a big legacy; after all, who could have won the prestigious "Based Boomer" Golden Gunt award three times in a row if not him? 
LikeAStone
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A cow potentially being killed in an invasion/war is has got to be the Kiwi Farms Official Bingo Card for 2022, right?
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So I was wondering has this happened in any other conflict? I’ve lost count of people waltzing into a warzone just to get killed for no other reason than internet points
CECA Loather
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Nationalists (read Banderite Nazis) be it from Azov, Donbass Battalion, Right Sector have infiltrated the security apparatus, including the Army and of course the SBU. I believe it was the SBU that declared their negotiator, Denis Kireev, guilty of treason and executed him without trial. So imagine what they might do to CRP.
That aside, finally the pro-Kiev side is crediting the Ukrainian security services for having nabbed CRP, accusing him of being a Chilean / Russian spy. Not an official source but I suppose more information will come out.
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This sort of dark shit really sucks the fun out of laughing at lolcows. I hope he's just an exceptional individual who faked getting death squaded for clout after he comes back and then somehow reveals it for everyone to laugh at what a piece of shit he is.
I'm genuinely hoping there isn't an execution video, I will only have sympathy for his family in that regard.
If so, will this be the first lolcow death caught on tape? I think there was some of Chloe Segal but it was more video of the setting the fire than the actual death.
I'm genuinely hoping there isn't an execution video, I will only have sympathy for his family in that regard.
If so, will this be the first lolcow death caught on tape? I think there was some of Chloe Segal but it was more video of the setting the fire than the actual death.
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This could very well be the first time an a-log actually got to live out their darkest fantasy.
Yeah someone posted a video on him in the Manchildrens Crusade thread. From the looks of it he went through hell. Dying may have been a better fate.
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Caro (Kevin Dawes), a SA goon, did some war tourism in Syria and ended up imprisoned there IIRC. Not dead tho sadly.
HumptyDumpty
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There have been a few suicides of exceptional individuals on tape. While not a lolcow during his life, the Bjork stalker definitely would have been if he'd lived in currentyear. His suicide video was the first I watched when I was a kid--very grim.
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As we speak brave FSB agents are infiltrating deep into Ukraine to save their top agent Gonzalo Lira - source: I made it up
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That's retarded, it doesn't mean anything. In an active warzone, there are a million reasons he could not have access to his phone, and a million more reasons he could be deliberately not posting even if he has access. Wait for actual confirmation
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Potential RIP to the Grandpa of Kharkiv, and a potential RIP to his astonishingly stupid work of playing devil's advocate in an active warzone as well. I'd say he's going to be missed, but let's be honest with ourselves.
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There's so many lolcow deaths caught on tape that I can't list them all.
If we get a ISIS style video with the audio syncing to the final breath of CRP that would be a 'first' for a lolcow.
Shotgun Kiss
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. When your host country gets invaded, maybe don’t shill for the invaders like a dumb retard.
Foghorns at a Funeral
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It would certainly be a first for the site for a lolcow to die in a warzone(By his own silly words). Part of me hopes that he has had to ditch his phones and equipment and run to the border before the Ukranians caught him. He had to have known what would happen if he said what he said. It is like going to a university diversity study and shouting NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!! If it is revealed they just locked him up and not sent him to the wall, we may get a kino prisoner video. Where he is made to read lines that he is not being mistreated and is sorry to the Ukrainian people.
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