Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Thoughts and prayers.

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Ralph needs to take a trip to Ukraine to "own Josh" the way he took a trip to Portugal to "own Andy".

 

[Fougaro]

>CRP is the first confirmed American "journalist" murdered in the Russia/Ukraine war

I think there was already an American journo that was killed in the crossfire if I'm not mistaken. CRP however would be the first to put the blood in Internet Blood Sports.

>killed by the Ukrainians

If it turns out he was accidentally oofed by the Russians, that would be omegalul levels of black comedy.

 

[Disheveled Human]

If Gonzalo was caught by Azov or Ukrainainan militia he's in a ditch somewhere. In their eyes he is a spy for Kremlin.

I say it's safe to put inactive if nothing is heard from last couple of days.

I bet trout and tears is perhaps is biggest CRP a log there is and creamed his pants over the concept with Vee whispering "ah yes Massa it's reckoning at last"

I find funny KF mourn loss of a cow while twitter troons are dilating in joy over concept of a man dying.

And we are the bad guys.

Nah im creaming my pants really hard if he is dead.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ralph needs to take a trip to Ukraine to "own Josh" the way he took a trip to Portugal to "own Andy".

Ralph doesn't have the balls to go to Ukraine and do real journalism.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Cant get much milk from a dead Lolcow....

People joked CRP has timed info and video drops for if he ever dies. I would bet against it, but it would be fucking hilarious if CRP died but still had stuff coming out like 2pac.

Ralph doesn't have the balls to go to Ukraine and do real journalism.

Who needs balls when you have pills, alcohol, and are a retard?

 

[Procrastinhater]

People joked CRP has timed info and video drops for if he ever dies. I would bet against it, but it would be fucking hilarious if CRP died but still had stuff coming out like 2pac.

>"Hi guys, this is Coach.
You're watching this video, which means only one thing... the worst has happened, my bravery and search for the truth has finally caught up with me, and I am dead..."

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If it turns out he was accidentally oofed by the Russians, that would be omegalul levels of black comedy.

I agree this is the lulziest outcome but it’d be hard to prove depending on how much of him is left.

The second funniest is if he was just captured and the Russians send a team of drunk Ivans to rescue him, but they accidentally kill him during his extraction.

I’m investing in Benny memes in case he was crucified, in which case they’ll go to the moon.

 

[Bummer]

This seems like a good case sample for lolcow behavior. They are incapable of realizing the real world exists. "I'll talk shit about my host country mid war and gain clout on the internet" is all that he could think about. At no point did the reality dawn on him that he could end up getting crucified by the Azov battalion.

 

[Fougaro]

Ralph doesn't have the balls to go to Ukraine and do real journalism.

I disagree. I'm sure the RALPHAMALE is man enough to not only go to Ukraine, but also join the Ayy-Zov Battalion because there is no better way to trigger and own Notorious Pedophile Joshua Conner Moon™ and the brokedick Kiwi ayy-lawgs!

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

>"Hi guys, this is Coach.
You're watching this video, which means only one thing... the worst has happened, my bravery and search for the truth has finally caught up with me, and I am dead..."

I actually want a video like this, and for the last thing he says not to be that he loves his family or his fans, but "KEEP PROJECT MAYHEM GOING! STICK GUM IN THOSE POST OFFICE LOCKS!"

 

[Meat Target]

I disagree. I'm sure the RALPHAMALE is man enough to not only go to Ukraine, but also join the Ayy-Zov Battalion because there is no better way to trigger and own Notorious Pedophile Joshua Conner Moon™ and the brokedick Kiwi ayy-lawgs!

In one of the Ukraine threads some time ago, I made a throwaway joke about this exact thing happening (in response to @Male Idiot claiming Ukies making technicals out of luxury cars meant we'd reached peak wigger).

 

[Top Skink]

I pity the poor CIA analyst that gets dropped this file

 

[Procrastinhater]

I disagree. I'm sure the RALPHAMALE is man enough to not only go to Ukraine, but also join the Ayy-Zov Battalion because there is no better way to trigger and own Notorious Pedophile Joshua Conner Moon™ and the brokedick Kiwi ayy-lawgs!

Yeah, I think Ralph's too much of a woman to go through with that.
I hope I'm not wrong, if he did it we'd look like idiots, shit it'd make Josh look like a faggot too.
Good job Ralph is too short, fat and cowardly to fly into Ukraine to livestream from a combat zone, or we'd all look like bitches.

I actually want a video like this, and for the last thing he says not to be that he loves his family or his fans, but "KEEP PROJECT MAYHEM GOING! STICK GUM IN THOSE POST OFFICE LOCKS!"

Lol thing is, if Coach did have a library of videos, or even a single farewell, on Deadmans Drop for if anything happened, I'd not be surprised in the slightest if his ego made it all about him and his family barely go a mention.

 

[Mr.Downer]

According to verified twitter trannies, Coach is currently being tortured by Azov spergs.

According to telegram chuds, Chechen fighters have been made aware of his location and are sending their top guys for a rescue mission.

Will Coach be able to hang on? Or will he succumb to his injuries? Find out on the next episode of An Idiot Abroad!

Hang in there, Gonzalo!

 

[twozero]

Coachcoin bros we’ve been rugged, I’m dumping as fast as I can and converting everything into Ralphabux ($RPIG).

 

[RodgerDodger]

I think if he was dead one side or the other would be parading out a Dead American for propoganda purposes. Either side putting their spin on it.

He's probably locked in a fetid shit filled cell with electrodes clamped to his nipples try to get useful information out of him. They will unquestionably be at it for a long time.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I think if he was dead one side or the other would be parading out a Dead American for propoganda purposes. Either side putting their spin on it.

How much of him would be left if he was powned by Russian artillery?

 

[Ripe]

Now I want him to live so he can shit on Ralph

 

[Wash away the rain]

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He’s fucking dead bros

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I know absolutely nothing about CRP or his status in Ukraine but I have come to declare that he's fucking dead.

Slap me with those rainbows, I'll just sit back and wait to be proven right.