I like Chibi because he's a genuine idiot. Most lolcows fuck up because politics, internet short circuiting their brain, severe retardtion/autism, do some fucked up sex shit, etc. Chibi has small portions of those things, but the biggest factor that makes him a cow is that he is just straight fucking dumb. His life is like watching those old slapstick comedies where the guy will just constantly trip over his feet and fall head first into ridiculous situations. There's something captivating about that happening with a real person.
As others have pointed out, this whole drama would have been avoided had he simply verified this chick immediately. Instead he waited till after he had crawled around her massive giantess vagina. Same thing with the paper mario stream where his mom yelled at him, could've been avoided by simply muting the mic. All his drama is like that, so easily avoidable if he wasn't a buffoon.