Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 34 12.3%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.4%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.5%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 35 12.7%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.1%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 138 50.0%

  • Total voters
    276
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I have been reading the Chris Chan comparisons and it made me ponder about why I find Chibi so fascinating. There are much bigger lolcows than Chibi on this site, yet they don't hold my interest as much as Chibi does. I really can't put my finger on it, Chibi cringe is just so damn funny to follow.
I find Chibi to be most like Dobson in his classic era. He’s just really consistent with the amount of milk he puts out. Really, everything he does is pretty small scale. Even this latest scandal is a drop in the bucket that will blow over in a week, but because it’s Chibi, he won’t ever let it go and he’ll drag it out for way longer than it has any right to be relevant, thus ruining his own reputation.


I’m actually really glad Chibi is a small cow in the grand scheme of things. This thread would go to shit really quickly if it ever got featured and the front page politispergs started derailing it.
 
I don’t understand the self flagilation arc that Chibi is going through right now. The whole “I’m evil, you shouldn’t tell associate with me...” is straight out of mid 2000s shonen
You answered your own question. He thinks he's a main character in the arc called life.
 
Even this latest scandal is a drop in the bucket that will blow over in a week, but because it’s Chibi, he won’t ever let it go and he’ll drag it out for way longer than it has any right to be relevant, thus ruining his own reputation.
To a certain degree yes but I have definitely never seen so many people denounce him and come out with stories at once and he is actually being preemptively banned from stuff. He's dealing with consequences for a change. Usually it's limited to him burning bridges and trying to pivot to a new, unaware group but this time some of the groups he's tried to attach himself to have been pre-warned. On top of all of that his most reliable hugbox (discord) has turned into a ween den and even his most ardent supporters have been banned or have left

Ultimately it will just be one chapter in the chibi saga but it's a unique one
 
I only check up on this thread like every week or two but there's always something new that makes me think, "Holy fuck, Adam..."

He's not one of the biggest or most exciting cows on the farm but I do think he's one of the most consistent

God speed you autistic pedo :semperfidelis:
 
So at this point:
- Discord is full of active weens ready to jump at Chibi the second he misbehaves
- Facebook (ex)-friends are becoming fully aware of his history
- Little to no asspats on Twitter (as well as catfishes)

Is there a single safe space left for our boy :(

Also when those vaporeon nudes got posted in his Discord there was a message that said something like "Greetings from the Colossalcon group". At first I thought it was just a random troll but now it seems like it was actually someone from the group seeing how much they hate him now (and have read this thread).
 
I have been reading the Chris Chan comparisons and it made me ponder about why I find Chibi so fascinating. There are much bigger lolcows than Chibi on this site, yet they don't hold my interest as much as Chibi does. I really can't put my finger on it, Chibi cringe is just so damn funny to follow.
I like Chibi because he's a genuine idiot. Most lolcows fuck up because politics, internet short circuiting their brain, severe retardtion/autism, do some fucked up sex shit, etc. Chibi has small portions of those things, but the biggest factor that makes him a cow is that he is just straight fucking dumb. His life is like watching those old slapstick comedies where the guy will just constantly trip over his feet and fall head first into ridiculous situations. There's something captivating about that happening with a real person.

As others have pointed out, this whole drama would have been avoided had he simply verified this chick immediately. Instead he waited till after he had crawled around her massive giantess vagina. Same thing with the paper mario stream where his mom yelled at him, could've been avoided by simply muting the mic. All his drama is like that, so easily avoidable if he wasn't a buffoon.
 
I like Chibi because he's a genuine idiot. Most lolcows fuck up because politics, internet short circuiting their brain, severe retardtion/autism, do some fucked up sex shit, etc. Chibi has small portions of those things, but the biggest factor that makes him a cow is that he is just straight fucking dumb. His life is like watching those old slapstick comedies where the guy will just constantly trip over his feet and fall head first into ridiculous situations. There's something captivating about that happening with a real person.

As others have pointed out, this whole drama would have been avoided had he simply verified this chick immediately. Instead he waited till after he had crawled around her massive giantess vagina. Same thing with the paper mario stream where his mom yelled at him, could've been avoided by simply muting the mic. All his drama is like that, so easily avoidable if he wasn't a buffoon.
it’s genuine dumb but i’m convinced he did these things fully consciously and on purpose.

didn’t verify the catfish because he enjoyed the humiliation and cooming. he’s probably still getting a kick out of it.

didn’t mute his mother to collect pity pints by convincing his audience that she is the asshole. maybe he even wanted to rally people up against her.
 
it’s genuine dumb but i’m convinced he did these things fully consciously and on purpose.

didn’t verify the catfish because he enjoyed the humiliation and cooming. he’s probably still getting a kick out of it.

didn’t mute his mother to collect pity pints by convincing his audience that she is the asshole. maybe he even wanted to rally people up against her.
My problem with the humilation theory is that it would require Chibi to be fairly intelligent and have strong forward planning. While he certainly tries to be manipulative, he's never proven to be very good at it or show any signs of being intelligent (or even average intelligence lol).

Hopefully not cause he is legit a cow with big tities and milk at this point, but if he does I hope he records it and livestream it.
If he tried his 5 Tylenol and self strangulation approach again I'd be the one dying.
 
The entire Discord channel is completely ruined, it's 90% trolls now. After the mass exodus due to the leaked chatlogs the only people talking now are whitename accounts who recently joined and are obviously subtle trolls just shitposting all over the place. Adam hasn't visited in a while.
 
The entire Discord channel is completely ruined, it's 90% trolls now. After the mass exodus due to the leaked chatlogs the only people talking now are whitename accounts who recently joined and are obviously subtle trolls just shitposting all over the place. Adam hasn't visited in a while.
What giantess pussy does to a mf....
 
The entire Discord channel is completely ruined, it's 90% trolls now. After the mass exodus due to the leaked chatlogs the only people talking now are whitename accounts who recently joined and are obviously subtle trolls just shitposting all over the place. Adam hasn't visited in a while.
Some of the more radical mods are probably clandestine trolls. Unless they're probably just as fucked up as cheebs.

And you know, on a side note. Cheebs is mostly harmless because he's such a laughable failure. If he was actually a successful child grooming disgusting predator this would've taken horrorcow territory. But his dedicated team of Aylawgs have kept society safe from this creepy manchild, and the farms fed with delicious milk
 
My problem with the humilation theory is that it would require Chibi to be fairly intelligent and have strong forward planning. While he certainly tries to be manipulative, he's never proven to be very good at it or show any signs of being intelligent (or even average intelligence lol).
Yea I don't think there's much planning going on. If anything Chibi is addicted to extreme emotions and impulsivity is baked straight in there
 
I can't believe Chibi sang at his dad's funeral with weird anime shit projected on the wall above the casket. He really does think he lives in an anime.

As morbid as it is, I wish we had a video of it.

I'll have to make do with putting on his Iwata video and closing my eyes.
 
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Yea I don't think there's much planning going on. If anything Chibi is addicted to extreme emotions and impulsivity is baked straight in there
Someone else on this threat made the right call that he really should've been seeing psychologist to diagnose with him NPD, and gotten drugs plus seen a therapist that specializes in narcissism, instead of a therapist that specializes in depression. At this point his depression is being treated as both a cause and a symptom, when it's his poisonous and creepy jihad for attention and under age pussy.
 
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