Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[draggs]

OH MY GOD THAT'S THE BRAHMA GOPNIK'S MUSIC!!

"FINALLY

"THE OFFENSIVE

"HAS COME BACK

"TO...........

"DONBASS"

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Don't ask questions you're not ready to hear the answers to...

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Oi, don't you be forgetten the 2 grillion from the tato famine, yanky.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

"RUSSIAN FORCES ON MONDAY TRIED TO BREAK THROUGH DEFENSES ALMOST ALL ALONG DONETSK, LUHANSK AND KHARKIV FRONTS - UKRAINE SECURITY COUNCIL SECRETARY - MAJOR OFFENSIVE UNDERWAY"

The timetable for operations had to be moved up since the holols got CRP. HE MUST BE SAVED AT ALL COSTS!

 

[Raoul_Duke]

OH MY GOD THAT'S THE BRAHMA GOPNIK'S MUSIC!!

"FINALLY

"THE OFFENSIVE

"HAS COME BACK

"TO...........

"DONBASS"

LET'S GET RRRRRREEEEEEAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMBBLLE!

Edit: Appropriate Video

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

The timetable for operations had to be moved up since the holols got CRP. HE MUST BE SAVED AT ALL COSTS!

The real reason Russia invaded in the first place was to secure CRP. They've been fighting to get to him all this time.

 

[UVB-76]

The timetable for operations had to be moved up since the holols got CRP. HE MUST BE SAVED AT ALL COSTS!

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The Z-Team.

The real reason Russia invaded in the first place was to secure CRP. They've been fighting to get to him all this time.

That was the special operation all along. Get CRP and bring him to the Chechen leader.

 

[LUNEKO]

Don't ask questions you're not ready to hear the answers to...

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I wish the potato niggers had control of the world, at least that way we would get more funny accents and some good whisky

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

 

[The Foldless Brain]

If CRP is alive Putin will rescue him and have him dissect Kraut a second time as revenge for the split-dick German's anti-Russian sperging.

 

[AnOminous]

I think that everybody in this thread deserves one too so here it is:

We need one specifically for the Farms dammit.

 

[Scipio Americanus]

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The Z-Team.

That was the special operation all along. Get CRP and bring him to the Chechen leader.

This entire war is actually just part of the next Mission Impossible movie. Tom Cruise is gonna exfiltrate CRP and deliver him to Kadyrov because the Chechens stole the nuclear codes and demand ransom in the form of a geriatric Chilean-American man.

Putin and Zelensky are just method acting, guys. We've all been baited.

 

[Fougaro]

Long overdue with railway bombings tbh.

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Read a bit of CRP thread. Many are glad that the guy might be dead. Because they consider his views retarded. A bit ghoulish if you ask me.
And it’s obvious that him going about Kharkov shitting on Zelenski might not have been the best idea during a fucking war. Doubly so since he knew what regime he is walking under. Hope the guy is ok.

While I don't care about his views and don't wish death upon him, CRP is a legit sleazy scumbag though.

 

[Borscht]

Chechens are not the only non-Eastern Orthodox soldiers that are fighting.

 

[LUNEKO]

Chechens are not the only non-Eastern Orthodox soldiers that are fighting.

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MOTHERFUCKING BATTLE PRIEST BLESSING YOUR BULLETS

 

[draggs]

We need one specifically for the Farms dammit.

I thought we already had a High-Functioning Speshul Autists Unit DoxFound patch

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I thought we already had a High-Functioning Speshul Autists Unit DoxFound patch

Fuck those guys, they don't know how it really is.

 

[kuuu]

While I don't care about his views and don't wish death upon him, CRP is a legit sleazy scumbag though.

I'll give you that. And all that coaching business is a waste of air too. Way more useless mouth-breathers are out there. Still doesn't warrant wishing death upon the guy en masse.

 

[male pattern malding]

I'll give you that. And all that coaching business is a waste of air too. Way more useless mouth-breathers are out there. Still doesn't warrant wishing death upon the guy en masse.

Also wishing death upon a cow seems at odds with the purpose of this site.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Chechens are not the only non-Eastern Orthodox soldiers that are fighting.

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Are those Buddhist from Kalmykia?

 

[Lookie-lou]

A lot of Ukrainian civilians are wishing they had gotten out of Nikkieleave and not drank the state Kool-Aid right about now.