Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

AnOminous said:
Tbh a Viper is exactly the kind of stereotypical douchemobile a man like John would drive.
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I think it's more of an MC Frankie Frank car - he has a Jr version of that.

I guess it's sort of the aspirational power fantasy thing

Frank wants to be a big American heterosexual

John's 911 fits J dog's deal : Steve jobs car, small for John's tiny feminine frame, prone to being skittish and oversensitive, born from nazis
 
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This is really profound, like my horoscope telling me that I'll have success with relationships this week but to look out for setbacks at work.

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Peace and Harmony said:
This is really profound, like my horoscope telling me that I'll have success with relationships this week but to look out for setbacks at work.

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ah yes, that's why coaches say things like
"suck it up buttercup"
"save the drama for your mama"
and why "boys don't cry"
and of course -- the concept of the "failed male" puts the onus squarely on....you guessed it - the kokchopped themselves!

Sure I guess men ARE told that, BUT Gillian and Bri Bri are the ones telling them that and that's just so G & B can make 'pseudo-careers' out of shitting on people
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Why bother asking, John? It's not as though you have anything to do this week, or any week of your useless fucking life.

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It was just eleven days ago that Gene Park, a games journalist, tweeted about LEGO Star Wars being fantastic and John replied that he wasn't interested in "dated game design" after playing Elden Ring. Now an automotive journalist tweets basically the same thing and John wants to know more about whether it's a solid purchase.
 
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Come on, John only spent $7--I mean, $6000 on that car and used his skills with "sauter" to nearly quadruple the value. He is like just a regular guy. Who does not have a garage full of luxury cars and a $100k game room in the basement?
White Devil said:
I wonder if John has ever worked 80 hours a week in his life. Interning for Trent Lott doesn't count.
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I wonder if John has worked 80 hours in his life.
 
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Hey Brianna, Jeri Ellsworth called and said she's sick of your half-assed appropriation of her life. Although she doesn't seem to have gotten into politics, likely because she has actual skills:
* Proof of having actually built race cars
* Worked at Valve, a gaming company owned by a man who was not her husband
* Created a successful product - C64 emulator (I bet she also knows what an RF modulator is for!)
* Actually did work with AR, as opposed to claiming she was going to one of these days and therefore is an expert
* Reported to own around 80 pinball games

Keep buying those pinball games and porsches though, Brianna. Surely it will make up for your lack of any success in all of your technical and political ventures.
 
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White Devil said:
I wonder if John has ever worked 80 hours a week in his life. Interning for Trent Lott doesn't count.
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Not that this is some super tough calculation, but an 80-hour work week would come out to about 11 and a half hours a day, every day, with no weekends (and with weekends, you'd literally be working every waking hour five days a week). Assuming eight hours of sleep, that would mean four and a half hours for all other activities, including basic shit like meals and hygiene, as well as time spent commuting. Not impossible, but you'd have basically zero leisure time, and most people probably couldn't last long with such a schedule.

John's lie can be disproved in so many ways, and it's all thanks to his own documentation. Like I said before, cows' bad opsec is bad for them, but great for us. Off the top of my head:
  • John posts repeatedly about the various meal kits he buys and prepares. Someone who's supposedly as busy as he is would not be cooking their own meals.
  • John tweets about his various video game addictions, with his latest being that Final Fantasy game that he devoted a minimum of six hours a day to. That's already over the time allotted for non-work/sleep activities, but we're supposed to believe John is doing two full-time jobs a week.
  • John posts about his various Peloton exercise equipment, including his latest "freeweights but with an app" purchase. Maybe you could squeeze in a small amount of exercise every day, but probably not on that schedule, and certainly not enough to justify buying a whole gym's worth of equipment.
  • All those damn pinball machines. Obviously, one could buy machines without ever playing them, but that's an awful lot of cash to blow to not use it. And with how much he brags about getting the high scores on all his machines, clearly he's not letting those purchases go to waste, but he's also not doing his 80-hour job either.
  • Did you know John owns a Porsche? Did you know he owns multiple Porsches? It's incredible he has time to squeeze in leisure driving in his many Porsches when he's devoting so much time to electing Democrats.
  • The SEC filings for ScamPAC show that his very important job is clearly not doing much of anything, with its only activity seemingly being to throw a donation at the occasional congressional race. Add onto that the lack of any posts on any of its social media accounts for over a year now, and it's clear that if John's working 80 hours every week, he has absolutely nothing to show for it.
  • Finally, just the sheer volume of his tweets tells you plenty. He posts an average of 40 tweets every day, nearly all of which are his inane opinions on whatever floats through his consoomer brain. And that's not including all his other activity, like likes, retweets, and simply reading everything on his feed. Anyone with that level of Twitter addiction is not doing a productive full-time job, let alone two of them.
Actually, now that I think about it, maybe John is treating his Twitter as part of his job. I wouldn't put it past him to view his generic Dem cheerleading as "working his ass off."

I'd almost give him the benefit of the doubt that he's just being hyperbolic, but he's been using that 80-hour work week claim since the Rev60 days. Also, it's John, it's always safest to assume he's just lying.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
80 hours a week you fucking ni,gger, like what the fuck are you doing other than jerking off to loli hentai you degenerate SHIT?

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I know this will be surprising but this "fact" is not true, the 2021-2022 fundraising cycle has seen the most funds raised for a midterm in history. By both parties. The Senate races alone had already raised over half a billion dollars in 2021, no off cycle year had ever topped $325 million before.
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
Hey Brianna, Jeri Ellsworth called and said she's sick of your half-assed appropriation of her life. Although she doesn't seem to have gotten into politics, likely because she has actual skills:
* Proof of having actually built race cars
* Worked at Valve, a gaming company owned by a man who was not her husband
* Created a successful product - C64 emulator (I bet she also knows what an RF modulator is for!)
* Actually did work with AR, as opposed to claiming she was going to one of these days and therefore is an expert
* Reported to own around 80 pinball games

Keep buying those pinball games and porsches though, Brianna. Surely it will make up for your lack of any success in all of your technical and political ventures.
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Jesus Christ, it’s hilarious how similar johns lies are to this woman’s life. did he read her Wikipedia page in an ambien filled haze and think this was actually him?
 
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