Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Flaming Hot Doritos Wings - BUFFALO WILD WINGS

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Wow fatty, as again, the $3500 MACKBOOK quality really shows! Half the video was him babbling on about irrelevant stuff and getting angy about it; music in the restroom is too loud, nature things happening outside such as snakes and bees, angy about the weather. Then ending up mooing over some shitty Doritos wings…B+.

Die, fatty.
 
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"IS THAT MUSIC IN THE BATHROOM?!?!?!"
 
I don't know if it's the stroke or what, but I feel like Jack has a lot of. . . Tongue movement when he talks. I don't know how to explain it, but it's like his tongue is working overtime or something, because I've definitely never noticed something like that before. It makes me really uncomfortable whenever I watch his Fat on the Go videos.
 
But you don't work Jack...
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This is such a scam. AI monitored hot bean water. A coffee brewer used to be a single timer board with a water level probe, an on/off switch and a thermostat. Like, $75 worth of components at cost if we're generous. These "innovations" make the same coffee but cost 10x more.

It's retarded and it still needs a human to push the dispense button. Thanks for the news Jack "Tech Time" Scalfani
 
Wow fatty, as again, the $3500 MACKBOOK quality really shows! Half the video was him babbling on about irrelevant stuff and getting angy about it; music in the restroom is too loud, nature things happening outside such as snakes and bees, angy about the weather. Then ending up mooing over some shitty Doritos wings…B+.

Die, fatty.
How many times is this cock going to do Buffalo Wild Wings, one of the worst franchises in the country? And as bad as BWW is normally, a crossover with Flamin' Hot Doritos blows. I hate those cash grabs because they're never good. Great, dry overcooked wings with a coating of vaguely Dorito-ish dust. Here's Jack, eating food that would appeal to a 12 year old gaymer.
 
This is such a scam. AI monitored hot bean water. A coffee brewer used to be a single timer board with a water level probe, an on/off switch and a thermostat. Like, $75 worth of components at cost if we're generous. These "innovations" make the same coffee but cost 10x more.

It's retarded and it still needs a human to push the dispense button. Thanks for the news Jack "Tech Time" Scalfani
Its really impressive how bad the West has been at implementing service automation for a lot of this shit compared to Japan. They've managed to make vending machines for *everything* for decades now, including decent hot coffee menus. Hell, you can get a full hot meal from 'em in more well travelled areas.
 
WASPSFPFSPSS is all I heard in this video. Jack, what the actual fuck was this?
He said he was afraid of carpenter bees too which is pretty funny because they don’t sting or anything like that. They just burrow in wood, so they’re invasive that way. Fatty and Tammy were also afraid of a garter snake.

Maybe if these two lazy fucks had their grass cut regularly they wouldn’t have a pest problem. Jack made fun of his neighbor cutting his grass with a mask, but guaranteed his lawn doesn’t look like an overgrown jungle either.
 
How many times is this cock going to do Buffalo Wild Wings, one of the worst franchises in the country? And as bad as BWW is normally, a crossover with Flamin' Hot Doritos blows. I hate those cash grabs because they're never good. Great, dry overcooked wings with a coating of vaguely Dorito-ish dust. Here's Jack, eating food that would appeal to a 12 year old gaymer.
He's the perfect consoomer. He sees any new product being sold and he needs to go get it.
 
Jack made fun of his neighbor cutting his grass with a mask, but guaranteed his lawn doesn’t look like an overgrown jungle either.
If you have allergies this is actually not the worst idea. I think I remember Jack thinking it was coof related though? Or am I just making shit up
 
If you have allergies this is actually not the worst idea. I think I remember Jack thinking it was coof related though? Or am I just making shit up
yeah he chalked it up to covid paranoia when someone asked him about it in a live stream

he said there was no way the guy was wearing it for allergies because he had never seen him wear one when mowing the lawn before. i guess jack is just too retarded to figure that maybe the guy's allergies were acting up that day or he noticed they would act up whenever he'd mow the lawn so maybe a mask will help? i know a guy who does gardening as a side job and he'll wear a mask when mowing a lawn or using a blower sometimes.

just another example of jack trying to make literally everything political
 
What an ass. Not sure if anyone else noticed it but Tammy was the one who swore when he showed the snake footage. He exclaims " TAMMY!" Cause she swore like he's a child about to tattle on her.

He keeps talking about bees and snakes, sounds like a plague has been cast upon the scalfanis.

"MUSIC IN THE BATHROOM?!" yeah, no one should have to hear you taking a monster shit after your meal... Bet there wouldn't be complaints if this was a Cali track playing in the bathroom instead.

I think the only reason Tammy agrees to doing this twice a week bullshit is with hopes it will kill him faster.
 
He said he was afraid of carpenter bees too which is pretty funny because they don’t sting or anything like that. They just burrow in wood, so they’re invasive that way. Fatty and Tammy were also afraid of a garter snake.

Maybe if these two lazy fucks had their grass cut regularly they wouldn’t have a pest problem. Jack made fun of his neighbor cutting his grass with a mask, but guaranteed his lawn doesn’t look like an overgrown jungle either.
It's kind of incredible how terrified they were of that snake. You'd think two older people would be able to ID one of the most common snake species. I'd bet money they're the type of faggots who kill garter snakes or any other type of harmless snake they come across. Assuming they were actually able to catch one lol.
 
I'd bet money they're the type of faggots who kill garter snakes or any other type of harmless snake they come across. Assuming they were actually able to catch one lol.
You can literally pick them up and move them. They might try to bite but it's a feeble attack at best. They usually just do what that snake did and GTFO when some crazy fat guy and his fat wife are freaking out at the sight of them.

Also Rob's taste is patrician in using that Better Than Bouillon. It's one of the best lines of store-bought broth substitutes you can get. My only caveats are the entire line is very high in sodium, to the point of being too salty. It should be used at about half the concentration the label recommends. It is also very intensely flavored, which can also be fixed by not using it at full concentration. You should also consider reducing or eliminating any other added salt.

You might notice he only used a little. Their fish base is also really good, especially because most normal person grocery stores don't have much else in the way of fish base.
 
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