Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Dr. Guntenstein]

She does have a point about not having to be perfect or the best at everything. Nevertheless when you look at the torment on her face while she’s hot glueing whatever project she’s now claiming is her ‘authentic self’, even those are just Amazon hauls of whatever pompom/fake flowers/polyester cloud slave labour monstrosities she’s ordered online.

What people love about her ‘hauls’ is not so much the clothes themselves because let’s face it, she orders the wrong size and they mostly don’t look good on her, the haul videos do well because she’s showcasing her body in a freak show kind of way.

 

[Gussielove]

Like why go anywhere if you have a shit time all the time and have to pay to board and be away from your dog? Probably better for Data, but still.

I just want to make the point: She KNOWS she is selling out for money. She KNOWS she is downright humiliating herself for money. She knows millions of Asians are watching her tiktok videos to see a human whale spinning around in a bikini in public. She knows she is humiliating herself on a global scale and that the only redeeming thing is the money --- which allows her to be taken seriously by her father and brother, no matter how repulsive they find her to be.

At this point it has all been reduced for her and she knows she has made a Faustian deal with the devil known as social media. The only question is whther or not she will agree to see it thru to the end.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Recap:

• She's thinking of changing up her content. (She made this video already last year also when skinnier)
  • People enjoy hauls and vlogs most.
• Due to optimizing her content she has lost joy andnow will do mroe things that make her happy.
• Most people say about her are untrue or based on a teeny fact and blown out of proprition.
• She enjoyed the easter bunny episode.
  • She needs to bring this joy into more content.
    • More weird crafts.
• She hasa new idea on life.
  • "You are encouraged to (in America) to optimize the best for performance."
    • This is bullshit due to her.
    • This is unfulliling to her and sad. It makes her hyperfocus on the worst of her.
• She needs to redo her life to be joy and focus less on performance.
• "Americans gonna pay you shitty for whatever job you do so you may as well be happy."
  • Job rant here from Anna.
• "This is not mean to quit your high paying tech job even though I did that."
  • Drunken screaming "WE'RE ALL GOOD!"

 

[No Thank You]

I just want to make the point: She KNOWS she is selling out for money. She KNOWS she is downright humiliating herself for money. She knows millions of Asians are watching her tiktok videos to see a human whale spinning around in a bikini in public. She knows she is humiliating herself on a global scale and that the only redeeming thing is the money --- which allows her to be taken seriously by her father and brother, no matter how repulsive they find her to be.

I'm willing to entertain the idea that she knows she's a sell-out, but that would require her knowing anything, as in, committing a fact to her intellect in a way that she couldn't deny later, and I don't see that for her.

Anna is most certainly a narcissist, and one of the most peculiar traits I ever encountered in a narc was his inability to use anything but the lightest of pencil-marks to form barely legible words in very small, very faint handwriting in his journals because narcissists are often averse to openly deciding anything in any particular way, because when things are concrete, they can't be manipulated.

I don't think she's able to come to any kind of fact-based conclusion about how she got to this point. Maybe when she's drunk and worn down, she'd admit to it, but she'll wake up and go back to the same old shit none the wiser.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I don't think she's able to come to any kind of fact-based conclusion about how she got to this point. Maybe when she's drunk and worn down, she'd admit to it, but she'll wake up and go back to the same old shit none the wiser.

You hit gold with this. Anna is a drunk, and “functional” drunks eventually fracture/compartmentalize to keep things going. You’ll lose your job if you wake up and swig vodka, but if you wait til 5 when you’re home, you can drink your mind away. Since Anna’s job is social media presence and content, she’s learned to stop being obnoxiously and obviously drunk all hours of the day and showing off her empties. But no doubt she’s still drinking enough to purify all the sewage water in India. She’s never going to lose weight, never going to feel healthy, and never going to advance in maturity until she stops drinking, full stop. If she was the type of woman to get married and have children, she’d be divorced over her secret drinking by now and her kids would have “daddy can you take me to school, mommy won’t wake up” in their routine. It’s her #1 empty liquid calorie habit and she probably does half her binge eating while drunk.

750 milliliters of alcohol is 1,630 calories. That plus uninhibited deathfat diet? Of course she’s gaining. But going to AA isn’t as glamorous as saying you’re a survivor of diet culture, is it?

 

[Barbarella]

I don’t know where the rant about America and having to be the best came from. Aren’t we the land of giving trophys to every kid who plays the game? Aren’t we the people who tell our kids, “as long as you tried, that’s what matters.” Aren’t we working on work/life balance (although I know some counties have tipped a different way.) still, tech firms have changed corporate culture to some degree with free everything on campus and better time off. Aren’t we the people who encourage our kids to find their passion, and let their childhoods be one thing after another to that end? ( music lessons, then sports, then art, “nah Dad I want to ski,” “Um, I think space camp would be better….”) The goal for parents I know is to find what they kids like, which takes some tries. Because, they want their kids to be happy. Everybody wants their kid to be A students but not everybody can and parents only seem to get upset when it’s a capable kid getting Fs. (And then half the time they blame the school)

I think she’s confusing Americans with Asians. Pick up a violin at 3 and you are stuck with it forever and you better learn the thing, you have to work towards being a doctor or lawyer. happiness is not the goal, success is. Tiger moms, and all that.

But why is Anna saying this? Surely she was never forced by her family to be anything but alive, and was allowed to pursue whatever she wanted including stuffing her face-she even made up her own degree. If she felt some internal desire to be the best (many kids do) that’s on her, not US culture. And, I think Anna failed at being best.

Insane to think everybody is not being paid well either. Sure, ladder jobs don’t pay well but you are supposed to move up. Some jobs don’t pay well but nobody says a person can’t get educated and switch. It’s a weird comment from a person who has only been successful, either from the start Dad gave her and now the interest people have of seeing a modern day freak show (or sadly, somebody like them.)

That whole speech was just chopped word salad but she went to some odd places.

 

[Gussielove]

I don’t know where the rant about America and having to be the best came from. Aren’t we the land of giving trophys to every kid who plays the game? Aren’t we the people who tell our kids, “as long as you tried, that’s what matters.” Aren’t we working on work/life balance (although I know some counties have tipped a different way.) still, tech firms have changed corporate culture to some degree with free everything on campus and better time off. Aren’t we the people who encourage our kids to find their passion, and let their childhoods be one thing after another to that end? ( music lessons, then sports, then art, “nah Dad I want to ski,” “Um, I think space camp would be better….”) The goal for parents I know is to find what they kids like, which takes some tries. Because, they want their kids to be happy. Everybody wants their kid to be A students but not everybody can and parents only seem to get upset when it’s a capable kid getting Fs. (And then half the time they blame the school)

I think she’s confusing Americans with Asians. Pick up a violin at 3 and you are stuck with it forever and you better learn the thing, you have to work towards being a doctor or lawyer. happiness is not the goal, success is. Tiger moms, and all that.

But why is Anna saying this? Surely she was never forced by her family to be anything but alive, and was allowed to pursue whatever she wanted including stuffing her face-she even made up her own degree. If she felt some internal desire to be the best (many kids do) that’s on her, not US culture. And, I think Anna failed at being best.

Insane to think everybody is not being paid well either. Sure, ladder jobs don’t pay well but you are supposed to move up. Some jobs don’t pay well but nobody says a person can’t get educated and switch. It’s a weird comment from a person who has only been successful, either from the start Dad gave her and now the interest people have of seeing a modern day freak show (or sadly, somebody like them.)

That whole speech was just chopped word salad but she went to some odd places.

Forgive my confusion. Are you saying here that you think everyone IS paid well?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Anne is like a fat Gwyneth Paltrow.

Candy Juicy Goop

 

[High Hedgie]

Forgive my confusion. Are you saying here that you think everyone IS paid well?

That's not how I read it, but what Anna said is that:
"Americans gonna pay you shitty for whatever job you do so you may as well be happy."
Credit - @GenociderSyo

There are jobs that pay shit, but there are opportunities to move out of those jobs and get paid better. You may not get paid what you WANT, but that doesn't mean you're getting paid shit either. I'd like to be paid $1mil, but I do get paid decent for what I do. To make more, there are things I could do to make that happen. Not every job pays shitty. She had top level jobs and didn't get paid shitty, so what she said basically shitted on everyone below her who was also probably got getting paid shitty except for those who were working entry level jobs. Not everyone can get out of college and make six figures, she was handed the opportunity of a lifetime and shits on it with statements like this because she is fucking out of touch. Not everywhere in the country is New York where the rent is stupid expensive and you pay more for a closet sized apartment than people in the Midwest pay for a mortgage on a McMansion.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Anne is like a fat Gwyneth Paltrow.

Accurate. (And not a compliment, Anna!)

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I always worry about Data when he has to be boarded.

Spoiler: heartbreaking

This place wasn't all that far from Anna, I'm genuinely glad Data wasn't there that night.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/75-dogs-killed-fire-texas-boarding-center-n1279685

Quite honestly, I think he's happier while being boarded. He gets to hang out with dog friends, run around and be active as much as he likes, and doesn't have a 650 lb blob lumbering after him, screeching endlessly. It's pretty pathetic when your dog doesn't even like you.

(I rated you Optimistic for this reason, but that article is fucking horrifying and I'm so heartbroken for all the people who lost their sweet pups. Imagine being on vacation and getting that news. Sickening.)

 

[PBR Streetgang]

so she said: "i've always been a fan of live music" um what.

This isn't even "greetings, fellow kids" vibes, it's "greetings, fellow humans"

I guess Anna didn't felt so out in place in Disney because there were more fat people and even some in scooters. In Coachella if they are fat people most are "small fats" and none of Anna's size.

The next months are gonna be really interesting, the meltdowns will be an everyday thing.

I think she's getting it thrown in her face that she DOES NOT FIT IN with these people. She could have, even at her size if she didn't act like a total sped maniac.

I wouldn't be surprised if the real trigger was that Anna noticed other fat people, loudly dressed people, and older people who weren't all being regarded as utter buffoons and openly treated with disdain. I'm guessing there were definitely loud people who looked outlandish and received positive attention. In that situation there's no way for Anna to offload her narcissistic discomfort with excuses of "they just can't handle how boisterous/stylish I am and are fatphobic!!" Combine this with "jfc" stares, heat, crumbling joints, lack of ass-kissing staff supplying her with fried everything on command like a hotel staff would, and no wonder she bailed.

 

[lonelygorl15]

More fat Anna sitting at her Fat Table whining about her privileged and entitled life, while resting her arms on couch gut, inside her million dollar princess home. I'm not watching this shit because Geno summed it up enough. It's just more of the same Anna and she's made these same "Imma do me, new vids coming soon!" over and over and nothing ever changes.

and this is full of tism, but I'm entertained at her wearing a size 24 sweater that is supposed to be oversized, and she's too fucking lazy to steam out the creases in the sleeves, much less wash it first to remove those coof germs.

 

[Bibi’s extra sandwich]

I always worry about Data when he has to be boarded.

Spoiler: heartbreaking

This place wasn't all that far from Anna, I'm genuinely glad Data wasn't there that night.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/75-dogs-killed-fire-texas-boarding-center-n1279685

She’s not a great pet owner, by any means. But come on, there is nothing wrong with boarding an animal once in awhile.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Simon]

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haha using an overtly sexual song for the most sexless lump of lard. nice.

 

[Wonder dong]

haha using an overtly sexual song for the most sexless lump of lard. nice.

Wasn’t she complaining about people focusing only on her body about two weeks ago? I’m trying lately not to call her a fat stupid bitch of a cow, but it’s getting harder and harder not to.

 

[Gussielove]

That's not how I read it, but what Anna said is that:
"Americans gonna pay you shitty for whatever job you do so you may as well be happy."
Credit - @GenociderSyo

There are jobs that pay shit, but there are opportunities to move out of those jobs and get paid better. You may not get paid what you WANT, but that doesn't mean you're getting paid shit either. I'd like to be paid $1mil, but I do get paid decent for what I do. To make more, there are things I could do to make that happen. Not every job pays shitty. She had top level jobs and didn't get paid shitty, so what she said basically shitted on everyone below her who was also probably got getting paid shitty except for those who were working entry level jobs. Not everyone can get out of college and make six figures, she was handed the opportunity of a lifetime and shits on it with statements like this because she is fucking out of touch. Not everywhere in the country is New York where the rent is stupid expensive and you pay more for a closet sized apartment than people in the Midwest pay for a mortgage on a McMansion.

Well the reason this struck me is that 2/3 (67%) of the American workforce subsists entirely on minimum wage jobs with no benefits. Minimum wage currently is $7-$11/hour The majority of these workers are women heads of households with children and the majority work more than one minimum wage job. The myth of upward mobility has pretty much been exposed as just that --- a myth --- in the last 20 years or so. And the idea that there could be a solid middle class life with family vacations, a house, a family car based only on having a high school diploma - that idea is just completely laughable now, and has been on the decline since Reagan.

https://www.epi.org/publication/why-america-needs-a-15-minimum-wage/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/minimum-wage-2019-almost-half-of-all-americans-work-in-low-wage-jobs/

 

[Honey Blossom]

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Didn’t she post this like… a week ago? I know she reposts stuff but man she must be low on content if she’s reposting something so soon.

 

[Gay Mouth]

The majority of these workers are women heads of households with children and the majority work more than one minimum wage job

So broken homes with no man pulling his weight to care for his children? If that's the norm now we're truly fucked and saying no one has upward mobility is the least of our problems. As much as people hate this, it is actually a financial decision to have children with multiple men who aren't good life partners while too young to get an education. And I know plenty of single mothers who ARE upwardly mobile, working hard as fuck to go to school and get a better income while working to keep a roof over their children's heads.

the idea that there could be a solid middle class life with family vacations, a house, a family car based only on having a high school diploma

No one said that. You aren't going to be comfortable raising your 3 children working at McDonalds, even if you do it for 20 years. Mom might have to bite the bullet on that one, in the hopes her children will be able to go to college or learn a trade and end the cycle.

To tie this back to Anna, instead of baby's first economic lesson, Anna is not disadvantaged. She's the wealthy daughter of a wealthy man who could afford an extravagant education for her. She has no dependents, so her income is close to 100% disposable. She's the heiress to generational wealth and good money decisions, and she's pissing it away into nothing. The Disney corporation is her heir.