Lol I love how this is slowly turning into an international incident.
At this point I think it's safe to say that things are looking very dark for Coachbros.
Ok maybe,
maybe he finally got spooked, realized the danger he's in, microwaved his phone and is sneaking his way out of the country, and he'll emerge with a new novel to grift about how the Grandpa of Kharkiv Bravo Two Zero'd himself out of the country while being hunted by thugs from the 'Zelensky Regieme," but lets think about this, if 3 burly dudes that looked like members of a snatch squad turning up at his apartment didn't set him running, if fans warning him about the price on his head, if dudes showing up in his fucking chat offering money for his whereabouts, if none of that set off his alarm bells, I doubt very much he's the type to take a hint before the bag drops over his head and he hears the van door slamming.
He also such a fucking attention whore I just can't see him not dropping so much as a telegram to bait his upcoming heroic E&E tale of heroics from bEhInD eNeMy liNes.
Not even a message to his wife?
Ok scratch that, we saw the shameful message to Sargon, he obviously doesn't see her as anything other than a trophy.
I think it's safe to say the only thing that would have kept Coach silent this long are if
1- He's hurt and in a hospital somewhere
2- He's been captured
3- He's dead
Now whether thats Azov, SBU, some angry local that recognized him and got sick of his shit talk, or collateral damage from indiscriminate shelling, I don't think we'll maybe ever find out.
Wars, especially the type of shit storm in Ukraine atm, get confusing, people go missing.
Shit maybe he called the wrong guy a system pig.
Chances are we've heard the last of Coach Gonzo.
