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JelloJerk said:
Give me top hats, but I find religious grifting far more disgusting than political grifting. Especially when it's this blatant.

You're still going to hell June.
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Tasty Tatty said:
It's not even grifting, she's doing it for a man.
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What self respecting Christian man would accept a used up coal burning whore that only found religion after years of cringe atheism?
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Falling in love with someone religious and then converting for love or by inspiration is fine.

She's not doing that, she's just doing the basic bitch shit of engaging in some man's interests to catch his attention. Like when Kanadajin became a Muslim to impress a guy.
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Thanks for giving me a whole lolcow to deep dive into.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
Jesus himself pardoned a whore for whoring.

Catholics believe in redemption and so do I, but you gotta prove it.
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Mary Magdalene wasn't bald though. Bald is a bridge too far; you can be a whore that renounced your whoring days and jesus forgives, but the king of kings didn't abide bald bitches.
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Tasty Tatty said:
Jesus himself pardoned a whore for whoring.

Catholics believe in redemption and so do I, but you gotta prove it.
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We kind of have a born-again virgin epidemic in America. A lot of women after they've spent their youth chasing after the bad boys and rejecting conservatism, are looking for Mr Reliable after they turn 30. Religion is not treated as respectfully as it once was, but it is used as a fall back guide by people who are no longer satisfied by living a degenerate hedonistic lifestyle. When people no longer get the dopamine rush from hook up culture, and their metabolism starts to slow down with age, that's when they start to reconsider the nuclear family.

Would born-agains turn to Jesus if they were still young and hot? Whoring is usually the product of bad parenting, specifically liberal parenting. A good conservative household that actually practices what it preaches, which seems rare in today's society, would be far less likely to raise young men and women in such a way that they would need to become born-again. What we have now is a lot of shitty people producing shitty children and when they fall on hard times they turn to religion as a last ditch effort. That applies to the majority of lolcows on these forums and especially the ones who have managed to reproduce like Ethan Ralph.
 
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KiwiBeanie said:
We kind of have a born-again virgin epidemic in America. A lot of women after they've spent their youth chasing after the bad boys and rejecting conservatism, are looking for Mr Reliable after they turn 30. Religion is not treated as respectfully as it once was, but it is used as a fall back guide by people who are no longer satisfied by living a degenerate hedonistic lifestyle. When people no longer get the dopamine rush from hook up culture, and their metabolism starts to slow down with age, that's when they start to reconsider the nuclear family.

Would born-agains turn to Jesus if they were still young and hot? Whoring is usually the product of bad parenting, specifically liberal parenting. A good conservative household that actually practices what it preaches, which seems rare in today's society, would be far less likely to raise young men and women in such a way that they would need to become born-again. What we have now is a lot of shitty people producing shitty children and when they fall on hard times they turn to religion as a last ditch effort. That applies to the majority of lolcows on these forums and especially the ones who have managed to reproduce like Ethan Ralph.
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I’d rather millennials see their errors and turn it around late but before they have children than not at all. Whoever comes after zoomers are doomed if they don’t.
Raven of the Burning God said:
Worth noting that his Catholicism is apparently pretty newfound as well. Arguably they're both LARPing and will tire of it soon enough.
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This is a wait and see kind of thing. Rocky soil, and all that.
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Shoe was raised Catholic though and even though she spent her WHOLE youth being an edgy retard in mom’s basement, she probably at least admires her parents marriage and is maybe even starting to appreciate all the little things and values she was exposed to.

Probably not tho
 
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KiwiBeanie said:
Religion is not treated as respectfully as it once was, but it is used as a fall back guide by people who are no longer satisfied by living a degenerate hedonistic lifestyle.
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What's so bad about this? For every disingenuous "reformed thot", there's bound to be at least one genuine convert who just wants to turn their life around. "Waaaa boohoo religion bad now because former roman soldiers are turning to it to cope with being a bloodthirsty persecutor in their youth" was settled at the Proto-Council of Jerusalem
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
This is the professional version of what she tried to make:
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The eggs are real eggs, but they are just an ornament. I guess some could put chocolate or candy eggs.

But they aren't exclusive to the Italian, they're a Med thing, and by Med I mean Spain too. And Argentina, due to the big Italian influence:
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I don't think what she did was bad, but yeah, she just shove those eggs randomly:
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Big difference, but good effort.
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wow that looks someone cumed pissed shit and vomited on a soft pretzel
 
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KiwiBeanie said:
We kind of have a born-again virgin epidemic in America. A lot of women after they've spent their youth chasing after the bad boys and rejecting conservatism, are looking for Mr Reliable after they turn 30. Religion is not treated as respectfully as it once was, but it is used as a fall back guide by people who are no longer satisfied by living a degenerate hedonistic lifestyle. When people no longer get the dopamine rush from hook up culture, and their metabolism starts to slow down with age, that's when they start to reconsider the nuclear family.

Would born-agains turn to Jesus if they were still young and hot? Whoring is usually the product of bad parenting, specifically liberal parenting. A good conservative household that actually practices what it preaches, which seems rare in today's society, would be far less likely to raise young men and women in such a way that they would need to become born-again. What we have now is a lot of shitty people producing shitty children and when they fall on hard times they turn to religion as a last ditch effort. That applies to the majority of lolcows on these forums and especially the ones who have managed to reproduce like Ethan Ralph.
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have you been in a coma? it was even a joke in a Seth Rogan movie literally back in 2009. You find religion (usually because its part of the 12 step program) and become an obnoxious church lady; its been a thing since the 1970s. the Jane Doe who got abortion legalized as well as Linda Lovelace both were born again. its been a meme for about 50 years now,.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
Jesus himself pardoned a whore for whoring.

Catholics believe in redemption and so do I, but you gotta prove it.
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Just because Jesus asks you to forgive doesn't mean you accept. If your girl cheats on you and is a whore and says sorry years later you forgive her if she's changed her ways but you don't have to accept her back.
June will always be the thot that could have settled down for one of her simps but instead allowed herself to hit the wall and die alone
 
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Johnny Salami said:
Just because Jesus asks you to forgive doesn't mean you accept. If your girl cheats on you and is a whore and says sorry years later you forgive her if she's changed her ways but you don't have to accept her back.
June will always be the thot that could have settled down for one of her simps but instead allowed herself to hit the wall and die alone
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Both forgiveness and repentance, as the historical Jesus allegedly proselytized them, are grossly mischaracterized in modernity:

Repent was metanoia - to elevate the Mind, to gain vantage in perspective
Forgive was aphiemi - to send away, indeed to rebuke, to set a boundary with readiness

I don't see what you're saying in your comment. Did she and Euda split? I don't see indication of that. Am I missing something?
 
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20 Mule Team Lorax said:
I don't see what you're saying in your comment. Did she and Euda split? I don't see indication of that. Am I missing something?
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S/he's saying that only because you forgive a person for something they did to you, it doesn't imply that the relationship between you two should remain the same. I can forgive my boyfriend for cheating on me while, at the same time, end the relationship. In theory, the Christian way to see it is to keep it in good terms and move on without passing more judgement or trying to get even. Once you say "I forgive you" to a person, it's your obligation to let the negative feelings go.

When Jesus forgave the prostitute, He also said "don't sin from now on" and, I suppose, she did so. That's the "proof" that the Church (or the current Catholic doctrine) demands of you: repent, ask for forgiveness, don't sin again. We don't know what's in Shoe's heart, so we don't know if she really has repented and she's moving on to a more mature lifestyle. But, if she indeed did so, she needs to prove that she wants to change AND change for real. Of course, this isn't our business but between her and God.

Now, with that being said, and I say this because we know what kind of person Shoe is, I personally think she's just adopting whoever her current guy's beliefs are and she's not being sincere. I could be wrong? Sure, but I don't think so. She's just pretending to be a good Christian girl until she gets bored of this guy or she gets bored of her. If she thinks she needs to do this to keep him around, then their relationship is failed from the start.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
S/he's saying that only because you forgive a person for something they did to you, it doesn't imply that the relationship between you two should remain the same. I can forgive my boyfriend for cheating on me while, at the same time, end the relationship. In theory, the Christian way to see it is to keep it in good terms and move on without passing more judgement or trying to get even. Once you say "I forgive you" to a person, it's your obligation to let the negative feelings go.

When Jesus forgave the prostitute, He also said "don't sin from now on" and, I suppose, she did so. That's the "proof" that the Church (or the current Catholic doctrine) demands of you: repent, ask for forgiveness, don't sin again. We don't know what's in Shoe's heart, so we don't know if she really has repented and she's moving on to a more mature lifestyle. But, if she indeed did so, she needs to prove that she wants to change AND change for real. Of course, this isn't our business but between her and God.

Now, with that being said, and I say this because we know what kind of person Shoe is, I personally think she's just adopting whoever her current guy's beliefs are and she's not being sincere. I could be wrong? Sure, but I don't think so. She's just pretending to be a good Christian girl until she gets bored of this guy or she gets bored of her. If she thinks she needs to do this to keep him around, then their relationship is failed from the start.
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I don't disagree with you; I think you could be right. I think Shoe is flirting with religion. She has said before that she does not care for Catholic theology but still holds on to Catholic morality. She may be doing this to impress a potential mate, but she is also trying out this Catholic thing. She remains obtuse enough to prevent realistically drawing any kind of conclusion.
 
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This is the professional version of what she tried to make:
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The eggs are real eggs, but they are just an ornament. I guess some could put chocolate or candy eggs.

But they aren't exclusive to the Italian, they're a Med thing, and by Med I mean Spain too. And Argentina, due to the big Italian influence:
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I don't think what she did was bad, but yeah, she just shove those eggs randomly:
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Big difference, but good effort.
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Flying Whale said:
Hadn't noticed but she's back.
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"Cooking is my passion! I'm so trad! UWU <3 :)"
 
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