Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Sharkbait]

He's a POW in the war between CWCville and reality.

Ploughing Old Women?

 

[thegooddoctor]

I'm not buying it. Too many handwriting inconsistencies between this and previous letters:

• Chris always writes lowercase y with a single stroke. The new letter always uses two strokes for the y.
• Chris always uses a single stroke to cross a double t. In the new letter, each t has its own crossbar.
• In the new letter, capital and lowercase s often look like SS lightning bolts. The previous letters don't have that.

Spoiler: Examples

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Plus there's too many things that are just too perfect: everyone in the joint is Jesus, the return of JEW, comparing the Bible to Family Guy, etc. And although it's pretty on-brand for Chris to protect Max's full first name on page 1 and then call her Maxine on page 2, it reads like an obvious reference to Bella Janke/Maxine Sidero, lol funny.

Damn that is some Death Note Tier detective work their sir good job, and yeah your right this letter is clearly a fake.The handwriting and grammar aren’t bad enough and seem to classically old ‘Chris’ rather than the Christine one we’ve known for half a decade. It all seeems too convenient and suspicious to be the real deal.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Does anyone know how many 'Apology Drawings' Chris did where he talked to the Bronies who blocked him OC's and basically had them insult their own creators?

One in particular I'm looking for is some guy's ponysona who had an abusive relationship with his pizzeria-owning uncle. Chris-chan Sonichu bought a bunch of pizzas so that the uncle would finally love his faggy ass pony nephew.

Thanks all.

Wow, I don´t know this one!!!! I only know that Chris uploaded a video from a furry analyst who blocked him, the wolf OC praises him for almost 30 minutes and Chris whines and suffers from being the perpetual victim as always

But honestly that drawing situation is not surprising coming from Chris

Damn that is some Death Note Tier detective work their sir good job, and yeah your right this letter is clearly a fake.The handwriting and grammar aren’t bad enough and seem to classically old ‘Chris’ rather than the Christine one we’ve known for half a decade. It all seeems too convenient and suspicious to be the real deal.

Well, honestly any novice Christorian can figure it out, so many inconsistences from the expressions and the try-hard xenophobe shit... but it´s true, the whole investigation was awesome

 

[SquirtingYawn]

Wow, I don´t know this one!!!! I only know that Chris uploaded a video from a furry analyst who blocked him, the wolf OC praises him for almost 30 minutes and Chris whines and suffers from being the perpetual victim as always

But honestly that drawing situation is not surprising coming from Chris

I found a shitty half-done version of it! Was a lot later in the timeline than I expected, I guess he rebounded and found some Brony analysts who hadn't blocked him yet. I think it was a series called "Workaholics Anonymous" where Chris called himself a workaholic (lol) in a group therapy environment.

Chris' goddess powers include the ability to summon fezes and order disgusting pizzas. Also whines about the fact that masturbating is too much like hard work.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Ploughing Old Women?

Remember when the most recent gross revelation was that Chris was keeping frozen "navy" samples in an ordinary kitchen freezer?

(instead of "healing" his mom)

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I found a shitty half-done version of it! Was a lot later in the timeline than I expected, I guess he rebounded and found some Brony analysts who hadn't blocked him yet. I think it was a series called "Workaholics Anonymous" where Chris called himself a workaholic (lol) in a group therapy environment.

Chris' goddess powers include the ability to summon fezes and order disgusting pizzas. Also whines about the fact that masturbating is too much like hard work.

Chris considering himself a workaholic will never not be funny!

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Chris considering himself a workaholic will never not be funny!

It´s more infuriating than funny but yes

 

[Ophelia]

It´s more infuriating than funny but yes

I don’t think it’s worth getting angry over. Laughing at him is healthier

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yep, that's the infamous "Black Tape." There's also a video the Idea Guys had him make where he shits on the floor, which I think should be called the "Brown Tape."

Wasn't there one where Idea Guy got Chris to punch Barb, too?

 

[Holdek]

Wasn't there one where Idea Guy got Chris to punch Barb, too?

I think he “lightly hit her.”

Null wrote:

Once they have those confessions, they threaten to release it to the public if he doesn't record himself shitting on the floor and punching himself in the face until tears and snot are running down his chin. At one point, they ask Chris to punch his mother, which he does (though he claims lightly).

 

[Michael Janke]

you know what the main difference between chris and all the other kids between bob and barb is?
that chris is a lazy fuck and has no ambition to accomplish anything.
bobs 2 other kids are accomplished, one is an eye doctor, the other is some kind of mathematician
barbs kid, Cole is a professional lefty. but hey he's dedicated to his craft.
you cant even get chris to finish his sonichu comics that he does in his own free time.

 

[TayandYou]

you cant even get chris to finish his sonichu comics that he does in his own free time.

If Chris decided to put in any effort at all into his comics at any point within the last decade he probably could have made a decent living off of it on patreon or something in addition to his tugboat.

He's too stupid to even capitalize on his online infamy the way many others did.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

If Chris decided to put in any effort at all into his comics at any point within the last decade he probably could have made a decent living off of it on patreon or something in addition to his tugboat.

He's too stupid to even capitalize on his online infamy the way many others did.

Hell, before his arrest, he was pumping drawings out like mad on his twitter. I'm sure he could make somewhat of a living on Patreon had he put the effort in.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

If Chris decided to put in any effort at all into his comics at any point within the last decade he probably could have made a decent living off of it on patreon or something in addition to his tugboat.

He's too stupid to even capitalize on his online infamy the way many others did.

When your primary experience earning money in life is "wait for the third of the month for the check to deposit" it doesn't foster the greatest work ethic.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Hell, before his arrest, he was pumping drawings out like mad on his twitter. I'm sure he could make somewhat of a living on Patreon had he put the effort in.

Although there, he was basically trying to get himself an enormous wedge to attend his horsie con. Once that was over, would he have kept such a pace up?

Very much a 'what if'', I know, but I reckon that he'd have got fed up with it pretty fast. It would feel less like a quick route to easy gratification and more like actual work. And he hates that.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

found this in a comment on "Dimensional Merge Announcements" on YT:

You can see the psychosis in the micro expressions on Chris' face between thoughts and sentences. Like there's a real intact person locked inside of Chris who pops out for a moment and wonders "where am I? What am I doing? Why am I dressed like this? What's going on?" And then the psychosis and tism kicks in and he goes back to the dimensional merge delusions

also there's this comment:

The secure mental hospital he now resides in must feel like a totally different dimension.

 

[Ass Johnson]

He's too stupid to even capitalize on his online infamy the way many others did.

And there was plenty to monetize, too. If he was smart enough, he could have landed a damn good living by being a professional asshat. Hell, he could have gotten tons of troonbux from gofundme alone. But NOPE just wait for that fucking check every month and continually degenerate.

 

[Astro Loafo]

In my muscle man voice:

Do you believe Chris chan is innocent?


In mordecai voice:

Dude! He *she* fucked her own mom!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

But NOPE just wait for that fucking check every month and continually degenerate.

The Berenstain Timeline really does suck.

 

[Astro Loafo]

So has anyone noticed the live action sonic storyline is literally an adaptation of sonichu