Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[Popper Whiting]

Ralph and Nick are cringeworthy but they're at least willing to own their shit

It's not just his own shit Ralph wants to own. We've seen the tape

 

[MugolEx]

For real, it feels like everyone who ever got ass blasted by the killstream back in the day are either happily irrelevant (Tonka), rebranding and rebuilding their careers (Mundane Matt), or in a very comfortable spot (Sargon). It's so fucking weird to think everyone involved with the Killstream except maybe Rekieta (his involvement was very minimal) and Jim (but he's fucking dying) has come out of those highs worse for wear. They are all probably sniggering happily at this turn of fate.

I say that's in large part do to the fact that Ralph can't take a W as much as he can take an L. It's like he can't stand not being the biggest moron.

 

[Puck]

This thread is like a beehive except all the bees have autism

 

[MugolEx]

Kraught finally got his wish and daddy Jim is going at the alt right.

Oh shit you're right. I would have never thought back in the day of "operation mince meat" that kraut would ever succeed. I guess he was playing the long game.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

How did the Catholic Church go from crusaders to catboys in less than a millennium?

 

[Jin101]

"America first is inevitable, Imagine not getting it, you guys are on the wrong side of history, false flagging is based you just don't get it cause you're not real human beings. Gunt is king"

 

[Table Country]

Me defending Nick in this thread is mostly a joke because I'd love to see someone finally dunk on everyone's beloved e-daddy Jim for just once in my life. The hero worship around him is absolutely nauseating and the way the sweaty squad comes for everyone who makes fun of their e-daddy is ridiculous. Jim will never fuck you.

I'm sure your wife will be impressed when you tell her how you came to this thread to dunk on a dying boomer who's famous on the internet.

 

[AnOminous]

Me defending Nick in this thread is mostly a joke because I'd love to see someone finally dunk on everyone's beloved e-daddy Jim for just once in my life. The hero worship around him is absolutely nauseating and the way the sweaty squad comes for everyone who makes fun of their e-daddy is ridiculous. Jim will never fuck you.

This faggotry is so pathetic. Just get Jim to tard out in the way your e-daddies do and everyone here would join in on curb-stomping him. We fucking doxed him in the first place, or at least that dipshit @Princess Tinkle Panties did. If he ever became funny, by his failures, other than by being funny because the shit he says is funny, we would cannibalize him like we have everyone else.

Your simping is just astoundingly gay. Why are you so mad some anime nerd who is probably some spindly etiolated Caillou cancer patient type dude is dunking on what is obviously YOUR e-daddy?

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm sure your wife will be impressed when you tell her how you came to this thread to dunk on a dying boomer who's famous on the internet.

I don't want to ruin the fun vibes but if you read the post closely, you'll see how funny the dumpster fire will become if Nick/Gunt were to actually use his arguments. It's like telling Ralph "you're too much of a pussy to visit Portugal and btw Vax", then he does it because he's a spiteful short queer. It's not gonna stick.

Can't believe this has to be explained. Oh and Diogenes used similar arguments, Jim just laughed at him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe the sweetie squad could build something similar if they weren't sniffing the farts of an eceleb who starts drama and basks in attention while being too chickenshit to show his face. Ralph and Nick are cringeworthy but they're at least willing to own their shit

This thread should be cited in the Big Book of Daddy Issues or Online Retardation Illustrated. Holy shit.

 

[PaladinBoo]

im gonna clip it but nick just said "This gossip is exactly the same as when they crucified jesus"

Oh, wow. That is blasphemous. Nick really likes to compare himself to martyr figures. Wouldn't surprise me if Catboy Furher has a Martyr Complex and wants to become a martyr himself. Only the first saints had a good reason to stand by and die for their beliefs while Nipples is going to martyr himself by being a Gunt Guard. Can't think of anything more worthless and humiliating to martyr yourself over.

 

[Grinrow]

Calling fornication gay isn't pretending to be a faggot lmao

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Nick Fuentes “promoted” the Gunt to become the new “CEO of America First”

Desperation by the Catboy Fuhrer himself. Totally serious movement when your “ceo” is a pill popping alcoholic revenge pornographer

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Nick Fuentes “promoted” the Gunt to become the new “CEO of America First”

Desperation by the Catboy Fuhrer himself. Totally serious movement when your “ceo” is a pill popping alcoholic revenge pornographer

Exactly how badly could Gunt fuck things up as CEO if Nick ever pisses him off?

 

[cgatlas]

It's almost a shame that Nick seems to be blissfully unaware of his impending felting. Almost.

 

[Table Country]

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It's almost a shame that Nick seems to be blissfully unaware of his impending felting. Almost.

He could've at least used a picture of Idubbbz. He looks like both a cuck and a cancer patient, so it would've fit the gag better.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Dej Vu?

 

[cgatlas]

He could've at least used a picture of Idubbbz. He looks like both a cuck and a cancer patient, so it would've fit the gag better.

Knowing Nick, one of his orbiters probably sent it to him and he genuinely believes it's Jim.

 

[Jin101]

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It's almost a shame that Nick seems to be blissfully unaware of his impending felting. Almost.

If you're going to make fun of someone's stature at least fix your own

 

[Least Concern]

A thought came to me thinking about this earlier today. I think the best outcome could be for Jim to get Fuentes to admit he's a homosexual. It's hard to respect anything else about Nick when he can't even admit and accept the obvious. Yank that goofball kicking and screaming out of the closet.