Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Guntanator]

That poor dog was bred for profit just to be owned by a fat retarded faggot like jack. Hope will be conditioned to one section of the home and never properly trained. She is going to have a very boring and miserable life.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Concern for Hope aside for a second.

"Not that I know what a Jock Strap taste like"

Sure Jack, Sure you don't know.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course not. Jack somehow thought combining egg, tahini and baking powder would make a bread.

He stole it of course. He has no ideas of his own, not even bad ones.

 

[Uncle Ted]

Hope is going to sneak in a few bites of the candy claw when Jack isn't paying attention, maybe when he's passed oju from high blood sugar. He can't feel the bites, won't notice when they get infected, and then Jack will move on to the Great Smoker in the Sky.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Concern for Hope aside for a second.

"Not that I know what a Jock Strap taste like"

Sure Jack, Sure you don't know.

The fact that he had to say that shows that he knows people think he's a massive faggot. And it just goes to show that when he was the team towel washer in high school, because that was the only way he could get close to sweaty men and not look suspect, he would just sit there before throwing them in the wash and chew on their dirty jocks.

And tell me that you can't see it as well.

 

[Mister Uno]

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Even a puppy knows what a soy cuck Jack is.

I am no animal training expert, but one thing you never do is hit your animal anywhere near the face. At worse, light tap around the back, but hitting the face is actual abuse.

 

[desudesu]

The bread was somehow the least interesting thing in this vid. He has confirmed two major things. One, Jack is a horrible dog owner and doesn't know the first thing about dog behavior/training. I could write a small essay on the things he got wrong just in this video. He also clearly hates Hope and is probably hitting her more than is reasonable. Look how fucking angry he was that a puppy dare interrupt his filming.
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The face above actually shows genuine irritation and anger projected onto the poor mutt, who is doing typical puppy things. Oh dear, this isn't going to bode well.

The pup does not and never deserves to get beaten up by an insecure fat narc. I really hope Mushbrain dies by the end of the year.

 

[Pig Cups]

“Yeah, so I saw this on TikTok. TikTok made me do it.” Real fresh, coming from the guy who loves to frequently remind everyone just how much he hates everything about the app, going as far as believing that those who use/broadcast on it are incapable of achieving anything resembling success in their lives.

And the bragging about abusing his dog…! Not to PL, but my dog is seven months old now, and while the training has gone well thus far and he’s housebroken, it takes some doing to condition out bad behaviors. Yet, I did it with patience and respect, qualities we know Jack does not possess a single ounce of. Whenever he talks at all about Hope, my blood pressure rises. It’s like how child abuse angers you on a totally different level as a parent, versus someone with no kids, and I feel genuine sympathy every time Jack mentions her.

Eat some broken glass and choke to death on your own blood, you abominable cunt.

I cant believe that Jack got down on the floor low enough to engage with Hope.

LOL. I’d love to watch this fat cripple attempt to gracefully lower himself to the floor. Three of his four extremities are defective, and coupled with strokebrain-induced slowdown, his coordination must be utterly wrecked. He probably tries getting in motion and uses his right arm for balance, but the result is always a woeful kerplunk.

 

[salmonellajack]

Can't even assert dominance over a little puppy. The ultimate beta

 

[boxybum]

They are on a keto diet surely. These containers of ramen noodles and beans dont mean anything.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

"I'm gonna mix those eggs till they're almost.... I guess you can say they're kinda lighter than- they kinda lighten up"

A chef that doesn't know what whipped peaks are.

 

[Kosher Salt]

tammy is probably hitting that dog too. just took hope to work that day to show her off to the office

Doesn't Tammy (still) work from home? I took it as an (unfunny) joke about how the dog followed her into the home office while Jack was elsewhere probably watching Blues Clues or some other garbage.

I seem to remember her response was something similarly unfunny about either bringing the dog back or him coming to get her, neither of which would make much sense if she was farther than a couple rooms away.

edit: yeah it was "feel free to come and get her if you miss her that much."

 

[RL Steinbeck]

They are on a keto diet surely. These containers of ramen noodles and beans dont mean anything. View attachment 3198241

It’s out in the garage; it’s probably prepper shit or for camping. Jack’s McMansion has plenty of cupboard space, so there’s no other reason they’d be keeping food out there.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Doesn't Tammy (still) work from home? I took it as an (unfunny) joke about how the dog followed her into the home office while Jack was elsewhere probably watching Blues Clues or some other garbage.

I seem to remember her response was something similarly unfunny about either bringing the dog back or him coming to get her, neither of which would make much sense if she was farther than a couple rooms away.

edit: yeah it was "feel free to come and get her if you miss her that much."

I think someone LinkedIn stalked her recently and it showed that she’s working as a Controller/Financial Analyst for some kind of furniture company?

ETA: I wonder what other hoarded food-related items are out in the garage? If there’s a snake in the garage that made its way in, I would think rodents could get out there too.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"I'm gonna mix those eggs till they're almost.... I guess you can say they're kinda lighter than- they kinda lighten up"

A chef that doesn't know what whipped peaks are.

You can't make peaks with whole eggs tho

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

You can't make peaks with whole eggs tho

I think the term for egg yolks and whole eggs is velvet stage I think. It's not the peaks of egg whites, but it is viscous and somewhat foamy. No way Jack reached that stage.

On a side note, I don't think 0 carb bread would work well with savory breads. For cakes it would work well as you could do a soufflé and use the none grain flour as a flavoring agent. I recently made a soufflé like cake where I use coconut flour instead of normal flour and had coconut milk filling. It was surprisingly good. A sugar free version might taste good, but I hate sugar alcohols.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

You can't make peaks with whole eggs tho

My bad, but I think he was at least supposed to aerate it to some degree cause otherwise I don't know why he beat the eggs separately since every recipe online for tahini bread just says throw in all the ingredients together and whisk. Maybe this variant he found on TikTok had either peaks or aerated whole egg in the recipe.

 

[Pig Cups]

I think someone LinkedIn stalked her recently and it showed that she’s working as a Controller/Financial Analyst for some kind of furniture company?

Tammy’s at work, crunching numbers.

Jack’s at home, crunching hardwood floors.
Because he’s heavy. Get it? LOL..

 

[jitter]

If you remember one of Jack's first on the go videos in 2009 about Incredible John's Pizza at Buena Park Mall, here's a recent tiktok of a guy walking through the mall.

https://www.tiktok.com/@matthew_serrano/video/7077603912647249194

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

If you remember one of Jack's first on the go videos in 2009 about Incredible John's Pizza at Buena Park Mall, here's a recent tiktok of a guy walking through the mall.

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https://www.tiktok.com/@matthew_serrano/video/7077603912647249194

So Jack really has been a trashy annoying prick since the beginning. Love the comments too.