Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

You know, considering the fact Chris has been famous on the Internet for nearly 15 years, it's kind of surprising that not a single girl (as far as I'm aware) has ever genuinely expressed a romantic interest in him. You'd think there'd be at least one just based on probability alone, right? Even if it was just a "look at me, I'm the actual girlfriend of this infamous weirdo" attention type deal. I mean like, what, y'all willing to lust after the fucking Night Stalker and Charles Manson but the Sonichu and striped shirts guy was too far gone? The fuck?
This is very unusual seeing how the ugliest and most repulsive with some e-status these days get attention from girls and even sex. Chris was never that ugly, he wasn't until he joined the LGBTalphabet idiot lemmings, and with them he had to have some blue hair give him the time of day. There had to be some women trying to get with him.

Maybe Chris shooed them away after he caught on that all his high school heartsweets never really liked him, and could never trust again.
 
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When I first found out about Chris around 2010 I felt bad for him, as on the very outside it does look like trolls playing America's Favorite Game. After looking into him for maybe 5 minutes, I lost all sympathy towards him. I've worked with nonverbal autistic children who were more functional/independent than Chris.
 
Chris is boring, smelly, and desperate. He would have had to he extremely lucky in order to find a woman who would put up with those things plus harassment from trolls and weens.
 
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When I first found out about Chris around 2010 I felt bad for him, as on the very outside it does look like trolls playing America's Favorite Game. After looking into him for maybe 5 minutes, I lost all sympathy towards him. I've worked with nonverbal autistic children who were more functional/independent than Chris.
He was terminally enabled his entire adult life. I do often wonder how he would have ended up if he was even gently pushed into being a functional citizen. By 2010, he was pretty much locked into his ways and it was only a matter of time before he degenerated into whatever the fuck he became. And to nobody's surprise, he ended up getting arrested for being a sexually offensive chud.

A cautionary tale in bad parenting.
 
You know, considering the fact Chris has been famous on the Internet for nearly 15 years, it's kind of surprising that not a single girl (as far as I'm aware) has ever genuinely expressed a romantic interest in him. You'd think there'd be at least one just based on probability alone, right? Even if it was just a "look at me, I'm the actual girlfriend of this infamous weirdo" attention type deal. I mean like, what, y'all willing to lust after the fucking Night Stalker and Charles Manson but the Sonichu and striped shirts guy was too far gone? The fuck?

There was Fiona, and the Wallflower before her. Chris fucked himself over with his entitlement, if he had any semblance of humility he would have settled for a similarly severely autistic woman for himself, but he actually hated them with visceral vitriol. It's actually good he didn't get a gold digger or an attention whore on his side, he needs support despite being an awful person and he would be fucked with either of those by his side!
BlueSpike.
In my view, the Idea Guys top them, big time. BlueSpike was an asshole, but was still a kid and reportedly, they regret it and got better. These assholes, on the other hand, are grown men who willingly decided to torture, extort and indoctrinate a mentally impaired man. Chris should have known better after all these years, sure, but it doesn't excuse them for being piles of horseshit. Fuckers should be in jail together with the hyphae psycho!
 
There was Fiona, and the Wallflower before her. Chris fucked himself over with his entitlement, if he had any semblance of humility he would have settled for a similarly severely autistic woman for himself, but he actually hated them with visceral vitriol. It's actually good he didn't get a gold digger or an attention whore on his side, he needs support despite being an awful person and he would be fucked with either of those by his side!
I always thought the Wallflower was just another troll, just one that was more subtle than Jackie or Kacey.
 
There was Fiona, and the Wallflower before her. Chris fucked himself over with his entitlement, if he had any semblance of humility he would have settled for a similarly severely autistic woman for himself, but he actually hated them with visceral vitriol. It's actually good he didn't get a gold digger or an attention whore on his side, he needs support despite being an awful person and he would be fucked with either of those by his side!

In my view, the Idea Guys top them, big time. BlueSpike was an asshole, but was still a kid and reportedly, they regret it and got better. These assholes, on the other hand, are grown men who willingly decided to torture, extort and indoctrinate a mentally impaired man. Chris should have known better after all these years, sure, but it doesn't excuse them for being piles of horseshit. Fuckers should be in jail together with the hyphae psycho!
This is true. Tbh the idea guys to Bella/suitress sagas is where Chris stops being fun to me. As much of a cunt as BlueSpike was I can’t pretend I didn’t find the fact that Chris shoved the Sonichu medallion up his ass hilarious
 
He was terminally enabled his entire adult life. I do often wonder how he would have ended up if he was even gently pushed into being a functional citizen.
He’d possibly be like all the autistic folks out there just doing their thing and living quiet lives.
 
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Not really, I don't know him personally and from what I've read it's that he's actually an asshole. I always saw him as a cautionary tale of what being terminally online can do to a person.
Oh, by all accounts he's not a pleasant person to be around. Have you seen candid footage of him in public? If you met him and didn't know who he was you would find him insufferable. And his Internet fame has only made him worse, he 'only' used to be creepy and socially inept. Now he's creepy, socially inept, and has a massive ego.

 
This is true. Tbh the idea guys to Bella/suitress sagas is where Chris stops being fun to me. As much of a cunt as BlueSpike was I can’t pretend I didn’t find the fact that Chris shoved the Sonichu medallion up his ass hilarious
It's when Chris becomes more of a victim. No matter how much of an asshole he was, it's arguable that he didn't deserve any of this until the Barb event happened. And that by itself is a fucking mess!

But he used an alias for her! He was using OPSEC! It's not his fault!
Precisely lol! But yeah, if Chris were any smart he would know to never talk about personal stuff anywhere as there was always someone monitoring him to troll him later. It becomes a bizarre situation where simultaneously he should have known better and yet the assholes who decided to pick on a mentally handicapped guy are still awful. Truly a mess!
 
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Precisely lol! But yeah, if Chris were any smart he would know to never talk about personal stuff anywhere as there was always someone monitoring him to troll him later. It becomes a bizarre situation where simultaneously he should have known better and yet the assholes who decided to pick on a mentally handicapped guy are still awful. Truly a mess!
In a weird way, the Fiona stuff sort of paralleled a lot of the stuff with Heather. Chris shared Fiona's pic to Watchmen members, thinking she'd still be anonymous because he used her screen name "Fifi Vixenhart", plus he clearly wanted to keep her identity a secret. Much like how Chris used "Damien Arnita" to try and protect Heather, but still using her likeness in LBP levels, and tried to keep her secret.
 
In a weird way, the Fiona stuff sort of paralleled a lot of the stuff with Heather. Chris shared Fiona's pic to Watchmen members, thinking she'd still be anonymous because he used her screen name "Fifi Vixenhart", plus he clearly wanted to keep her identity a secret. Much like how Chris used "Damien Arnita" to try and protect Heather, but still using her likeness in LBP levels, and tried to keep her secret.
When I came back from a hiatus and first read something about the Suitress, I initially thought it was the Wallflower under a different name. Chris is so stupid and can’t be trusted with sensitive information or any kind of secret.
 
There was Fiona, and the Wallflower before her. Chris fucked himself over with his entitlement, if he had any semblance of humility he would have settled for a similarly severely autistic woman for himself
Unfortunately this is an overly-romanticized view of what happened.

The wallflower never liked him, pretty sure she was asexual/a-something. She kept telling Chris to stop hitting on her but Chris was deluded into thinking they were in a relationship, just like what happened with Megan. She considered him a friend at most.

Suitress/Fiona was attracted to him, but it was more of a fetish/fantasy thing, she already had a boyfriend in an open relationship and wasn't looking for much more than a fling. Chris again deluded himself into thinking that she was genuinely in love with him and wanted something long term, so he rejected her ostensibly on the grounds that she was going off to college and would probably find another guy there (forgetting/ignoring that she already had a guy). Also he was already fucking his mom and didn't need a side hoe.

Chris never had a genuine chance for a long term relationship with a woman (or man for that matter), which is really surprising given how we've seen all sorts of degenerates hook up. My guess is that Chris's fame worked against him, Chris was famous enough to be known as a freak, but not infamous enough that he'd have psycho bitches wanting to ride his duck.
 
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The wallflower never liked him, pretty sure she was asexual/a-something. She kept telling Chris to stop hitting on her but Chris was deluded into thinking they were in a relationship, just like what happened with Megan. She considered him a friend at most.

I think at first she viewed him as a friend, or someone who could become a freind she got into writing with him something about Owls, but he tried to cram Sonichu into it so that put her off and then once she discoverd his infamy and started to back off Chris got creepy with her to the point she just threw up some hard Barriers and broke his hurtful truth level.

Suitress/Fiona was attracted to him, but it was more of a fetish/fantasy thing, she already had a boyfriend in an open relationship and wasn't looking for much more than a fling. Chris again deluded himself into thinking that she was genuinely in love with him and wanted something long term, so he rejected her ostensibly on the grounds that she was going off to college and would probably find another guy there (forgetting/ignoring that she already had a guy). Also he was already fucking his mom and didn't need a side hoe.

Your right it was a fetish, something fired her "I can fix him, he's broken just like me" senses and it developed into a bit of a embarrassing crush she would admit to, the reality is Chris would have soon cured her of that crush / fetish in a few hours of meeting him he was slovenly self absorbed and only interested in one thing.

She is a decently attractive young woman, with prospects (and her own problems) and a decent support structure who will get over this move on and hopefuly only look back at this as a deeply embarrassing chapter of her youth that she had a lucky escape from.
 
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